Old Nuts
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d_thomas02 wrote: »Jacwhite22 wrote: »oyChihuahua wrote: »
6-7-6 - fail.
As the form has evolved, many of the rules—including the 5/7/5 practice—have been routinely broken. However, the philosophy of haiku has been preserved: the focus on a brief moment in time; a use of provocative, colorful images; an ability to be read in one breath; and a sense of sudden enlightenment and illumination.
(too much info for a haiku, sorry)
I am an English
Major and minor. The phrase
"But yet" drives me nuts.
This has no bearing
On this conversation, so
Let's try sonnets next!0 -
First the Peep Cleanse Gone
Now the beard is gone as well
Unicorn Despair0 -
WinoGelato wrote: »First the Peep Cleanse Gone
Now the beard is gone as well
Unicorn Despair
Don't cry, Sparkly one
An oasis exists for
Unicorns and nuts.0 -
WinoGelato wrote: »First the Peep Cleanse Gone
Now the beard is gone as well
Unicorn Despair
Fear not fair maiden
New Years brings resolutions
What's gone may return0 -
d_thomas02 wrote: »Jacwhite22 wrote: »oyChihuahua wrote: »
6-7-6 - fail.
As the form has evolved, many of the rules—including the 5/7/5 practice—have been routinely broken. However, the philosophy of haiku has been preserved: the focus on a brief moment in time; a use of provocative, colorful images; an ability to be read in one breath; and a sense of sudden enlightenment and illumination.
(too much info for a haiku, sorry)
New haiku is bad
Some things should be left alone
Like Tara Reid's boobs.0 -
juggernaut1974 wrote: »WinoGelato wrote: »First the Peep Cleanse Gone
Now the beard is gone as well
Unicorn Despair
Fear not fair maiden
New Years brings resolutions
What's gone may return
I shall wait and wait
For beards and sugary treats
Wait that sounds perverse0 -
Nuts in bird feeder
Pole greasy to foil squirrels
They slide down puzzled0 -
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WinoGelato wrote: »First the Peep Cleanse Gone
Now the beard is gone as well
Unicorn Despair
Don't cry, Sparkly one
An oasis exists for
Unicorns and nuts.
Wait. Are all the nuts
or the unicorns bearded
in this oasis?
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Wine and cheese awaits
Haiku no more till later
Hope the thread remains0 -
Derp_Diggler wrote: »WinoGelato wrote: »First the Peep Cleanse Gone
Now the beard is gone as well
Unicorn Despair
Don't cry, Sparkly one
An oasis exists for
Unicorns and nuts.
Wait. Are all the nuts
or the unicorns bearded
in this oasis?
Beards are necessary
So are nuts, toasted or ground
Sarcasm abounds
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WinoGelato wrote: »Wine and cheese awaits
Haiku no more till later
Hope the thread remains
Wine and cheese sounds good
All things in moderation
It fits my macros0 -
WinoGelato wrote: »Wine and cheese awaits
Haiku no more till later
Hope the thread remains
Share with your friends, please
Because we love wine and cheese
Rhymed and feel dirty0 -
Me love thread long time
I will bump back to the top
Now i run away0 -
Gift keeps on giving
Can't be gotten rid of yet
Just like those old nuts0 -
If not for gutter
My mind would be homeless, yea
Tho i speak little0 -
Blueseraphchaos wrote: »If not for gutter
My mind would be homeless, yea
Tho i speak little
Gutters: Residence
for stalwarts and snipes alike
for the rent is cheap0 -
English is funny
Peanuts, Coconuts, Pine Nuts
Not nuts (young nor old)0
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