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  • Blueseraphchaos
    Blueseraphchaos Posts: 843 Member
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    d_thomas02 wrote: »
    Jacwhite22 wrote: »
    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    extra_medium wrote: »
    CyberTone wrote: »
    If they are salted, rinse them off, let them dry, then scatter them outside to feed the birds, squirrels, and chipmunks.

    I don't think the birds or squirrels will care if they are salted :)

    Low Sodium diets
    The doctors prescribe to us
    but who really listens?

    6-7-6 - fail. :(

    As the form has evolved, many of the rules—including the 5/7/5 practice—have been routinely broken. However, the philosophy of haiku has been preserved: the focus on a brief moment in time; a use of provocative, colorful images; an ability to be read in one breath; and a sense of sudden enlightenment and illumination.

    (too much info for a haiku, sorry)

    I am an English
    Major and minor. The phrase
    "But yet" drives me nuts.

    This has no bearing
    On this conversation, so
    Let's try sonnets next!
  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
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    First the Peep Cleanse Gone
    Now the beard is gone as well
    Unicorn Despair
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    WinoGelato wrote: »
    First the Peep Cleanse Gone
    Now the beard is gone as well
    Unicorn Despair

    Don't cry, Sparkly one
    An oasis exists for
    Unicorns and nuts.
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
    edited January 2016
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    WinoGelato wrote: »
    First the Peep Cleanse Gone
    Now the beard is gone as well
    Unicorn Despair

    Fear not fair maiden
    New Years brings resolutions
    What's gone may return
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,959 Member
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    d_thomas02 wrote: »
    Jacwhite22 wrote: »
    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    extra_medium wrote: »
    CyberTone wrote: »
    If they are salted, rinse them off, let them dry, then scatter them outside to feed the birds, squirrels, and chipmunks.

    I don't think the birds or squirrels will care if they are salted :)

    Low Sodium diets
    The doctors prescribe to us
    but who really listens?

    6-7-6 - fail. :(

    As the form has evolved, many of the rules—including the 5/7/5 practice—have been routinely broken. However, the philosophy of haiku has been preserved: the focus on a brief moment in time; a use of provocative, colorful images; an ability to be read in one breath; and a sense of sudden enlightenment and illumination.

    (too much info for a haiku, sorry)

    New haiku is bad
    Some things should be left alone
    Like Tara Reid's boobs.
  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
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    juggernaut1974 wrote: »
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    First the Peep Cleanse Gone
    Now the beard is gone as well
    Unicorn Despair

    Fear not fair maiden
    New Years brings resolutions
    What's gone may return

    I shall wait and wait
    For beards and sugary treats
    Wait that sounds perverse
  • Nanogg55
    Nanogg55 Posts: 275 Member
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    Nuts in bird feeder
    Pole greasy to foil squirrels
    They slide down puzzled
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    Nanogg55 wrote: »
    Nuts in bird feeder
    Pole greasy to foil squirrels
    They slide down puzzled

    Greasy poles and nuts
    This thread really delivers
    How's that for gutter?
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,959 Member
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    kkenseth wrote: »
    Nanogg55 wrote: »
    Nuts in bird feeder
    Pole greasy to foil squirrels
    They slide down puzzled

    Greasy poles and nuts
    This thread really delivers
    How's that for gutter?

    Your mind is twisted
    Dirty like the gutter
    I really like it
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    kkenseth wrote: »
    Nanogg55 wrote: »
    Nuts in bird feeder
    Pole greasy to foil squirrels
    They slide down puzzled

    Greasy poles and nuts
    This thread really delivers
    How's that for gutter?

    Your mind is twisted
    Dirty like the gutter
    I really like it

    You're such a sweetheart
    Best compliment of today
    I love you long time
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
    edited January 2016
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    kkenseth wrote: »
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    First the Peep Cleanse Gone
    Now the beard is gone as well
    Unicorn Despair

    Don't cry, Sparkly one
    An oasis exists for
    Unicorns and nuts.

    Wait. Are all the nuts
    or the unicorns bearded
    in this oasis?


  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
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    Wine and cheese awaits
    Haiku no more till later
    Hope the thread remains
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
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    Derp_Diggler wrote: »
    kkenseth wrote: »
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    First the Peep Cleanse Gone
    Now the beard is gone as well
    Unicorn Despair

    Don't cry, Sparkly one
    An oasis exists for
    Unicorns and nuts.

    Wait. Are all the nuts
    or the unicorns bearded
    in this oasis?


    Beards are necessary
    So are nuts, toasted or ground
    Sarcasm abounds
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
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    WinoGelato wrote: »
    Wine and cheese awaits
    Haiku no more till later
    Hope the thread remains

    Wine and cheese sounds good
    All things in moderation
    It fits my macros
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    WinoGelato wrote: »
    Wine and cheese awaits
    Haiku no more till later
    Hope the thread remains

    Share with your friends, please
    Because we love wine and cheese
    Rhymed and feel dirty
  • Blueseraphchaos
    Blueseraphchaos Posts: 843 Member
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    kkenseth wrote: »
    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    kkenseth wrote: »
    Nanogg55 wrote: »
    Nuts in bird feeder
    Pole greasy to foil squirrels
    They slide down puzzled

    Greasy poles and nuts
    This thread really delivers
    How's that for gutter?

    Your mind is twisted
    Dirty like the gutter
    I really like it

    You're such a sweetheart
    Best compliment of today
    I love you long time

    Me love thread long time
    I will bump back to the top
    Now i run away
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 17,959 Member
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    Gift keeps on giving
    Can't be gotten rid of yet
    Just like those old nuts
  • Blueseraphchaos
    Blueseraphchaos Posts: 843 Member
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    If not for gutter
    My mind would be homeless, yea
    Tho i speak little
  • Derp_Diggler
    Derp_Diggler Posts: 1,456 Member
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    Blueseraphchaos wrote: »
    If not for gutter
    My mind would be homeless, yea
    Tho i speak little

    Gutters: Residence
    for stalwarts and snipes alike
    for the rent is cheap
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
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    English is funny
    Peanuts, Coconuts, Pine Nuts
    Not nuts (young nor old)

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