Old Nuts

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  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
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    I'm a nut buster
    At least my hubby thinks so
    Want to be my friend?
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
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    Bumping 'cuz Haikus
    Are fun and entertaining
    Abracadabra
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
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    Hazelnut, Filbert -
    Damned identity crisis!
    God! What is this nut?
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    old nuts are all gone
    the squirrels run around happy
    thanks to M F P

    Squirrels are so stupid
    I sic my pitbull on them
    She steals all their nuts
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    Old nuts resurface
    Squirrels will be happy soon
    Smug little nutters
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
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    Winter brings hard times
    Old Nuts can be hard to find
    Perhaps from shrinkage
  • MaxPower6868
    MaxPower6868 Posts: 220 Member
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    My old nuts smell odd
    Perhaps its time I wash them
    or maybe vacuum
  • LaceyBirds
    LaceyBirds Posts: 451 Member
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    I scattered old nuts
    Under a hawk's roosting branch
    Let the fun begin
  • azulvioleta6
    azulvioleta6 Posts: 4,195 Member
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    ejbronte wrote: »
    azulvioleta6 wrote: »
    ejbronte wrote: »
    theroses72 wrote: »
    Nuts were not meant to be used as soccer balls

    Tell that to Sancho...!

    So, in my culture
    "Sancho" has special meaning
    four nuts are involved

    Oh! That culture is...?
    For my dad, who was from Spain:
    Sancho is Panza....

    different Sancho
    in Latin America--
    woman's second man

    never Panza joke
    with Mexicans...whoa Nelly!
    misunderstanding

    <---Spanish and English
    and Argentinian
    live with Mexican
  • motterotter
    motterotter Posts: 701 Member
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    Nueces bueno
    Different from cojones
    Pelotas aqui
  • azulvioleta6
    azulvioleta6 Posts: 4,195 Member
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    motterotter wrote: »
    Nueces bueno
    Different from cojones
    Pelotas aqui

    muy buen punto
    pero aqui hablamos
    English and English :)
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
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    Sometimes a walnut
    Blocks airflow through the windpipe
    Old nuts turn blue, die
  • ImOneStepCloser
    ImOneStepCloser Posts: 334 Member
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    Yay Nuts! Yum and its hump day.
  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
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    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    empty candy jar
    is ready for new nuts now
    the old nuts are gone

    Why not use candy?
    Because sugar is evil?
    Best to stick with nuts
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    WinoGelato wrote: »
    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    empty candy jar
    is ready for new nuts now
    the old nuts are gone

    Why not use candy?
    Because sugar is evil?
    Best to stick with nuts

    Nuts have so much fat
    Oh, we're over that fad now?
    I just can't keep up.
  • LaceyBirds
    LaceyBirds Posts: 451 Member
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    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    empty candy jar
    is ready for new nuts now
    the old nuts are gone

    Shake things up a bit
    Keep a jar full of squirrels
    Throw out for raptors
  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
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    kkenseth wrote: »
    WinoGelato wrote: »
    oyChihuahua wrote: »
    empty candy jar
    is ready for new nuts now
    the old nuts are gone

    Why not use candy?
    Because sugar is evil?
    Best to stick with nuts

    Nuts have so much fat
    Oh, we're over that fad now?
    I just can't keep up.

    You can't recall it
    Because of all the bad carbs
    Dementia awaits

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