Oreos: The greatest packaged cookie of all time

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  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
    edited May 2016
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    auddii wrote: »
    auddii wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    It was decided in another thread that a discussion around Oreos is in order so here goes.

    First, the original Oreos are perfect. No other variety comes close. They have the perfect ratio of cream to cookie and the cookies 'n cream flavor is perfect just the way it is.

    Now, if you're at someone else's house and all they have is double stuff, the good news is that while these are entirely subpar to the original, they are still fabulously delicious in a distant second place. The same can be said for peanut butter and brownie batter.

    Also, Jugg is wrong because mint Oreos are disgusting sacrilege.

    The only people I know this passionate about cookies are pot heads, were you high on posting?

    The only people I know unable to enjoy simple pleasures and have a good time without altering their brain cells are pot heads.
    Are you high on posting?

    And no, I've never so much as touched a joint.

    ETA: But seriously...no one needs to be high in order to love Oreos.

    Lighten up dude it was a joke.

    #sarcasmfail

    Granted it wasn't the greatest but I do think he got a little butt-hurt over nothing.

    I think you were both being sarcastic and both failed at recognizing to some extent.



    But enough of that, more oreos...

    Chocolate-Oreo-Peanut-Butter-Dream-Dessert-2.jpg

    Yeahp.

    ETA: except the part about not needing weed to get excited about Oreos. That part was for real.
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    auddii wrote: »
    auddii wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    It was decided in another thread that a discussion around Oreos is in order so here goes.

    First, the original Oreos are perfect. No other variety comes close. They have the perfect ratio of cream to cookie and the cookies 'n cream flavor is perfect just the way it is.

    Now, if you're at someone else's house and all they have is double stuff, the good news is that while these are entirely subpar to the original, they are still fabulously delicious in a distant second place. The same can be said for peanut butter and brownie batter.

    Also, Jugg is wrong because mint Oreos are disgusting sacrilege.

    The only people I know this passionate about cookies are pot heads, were you high on posting?

    The only people I know unable to enjoy simple pleasures and have a good time without altering their brain cells are pot heads.
    Are you high on posting?

    And no, I've never so much as touched a joint.

    ETA: But seriously...no one needs to be high in order to love Oreos.

    Lighten up dude it was a joke.

    #sarcasmfail

    Granted it wasn't the greatest but I do think he got a little butt-hurt over nothing.

    I think you were both being sarcastic and both failed at recognizing to some extent.



    But enough of that, more oreos...

    Chocolate-Oreo-Peanut-Butter-Dream-Dessert-2.jpg

    Yeahp.

    ETA: except the part about not needing weed to get excited about Oreos. That part was for real.

    Maybe, but it helps!

    (kidding, I don't do the stuff either)
  • JoshuaMcAllister
    JoshuaMcAllister Posts: 500 Member
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    auddii wrote: »
    auddii wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    It was decided in another thread that a discussion around Oreos is in order so here goes.

    First, the original Oreos are perfect. No other variety comes close. They have the perfect ratio of cream to cookie and the cookies 'n cream flavor is perfect just the way it is.

    Now, if you're at someone else's house and all they have is double stuff, the good news is that while these are entirely subpar to the original, they are still fabulously delicious in a distant second place. The same can be said for peanut butter and brownie batter.

    Also, Jugg is wrong because mint Oreos are disgusting sacrilege.

    The only people I know this passionate about cookies are pot heads, were you high on posting?

    The only people I know unable to enjoy simple pleasures and have a good time without altering their brain cells are pot heads.
    Are you high on posting?

    And no, I've never so much as touched a joint.

    ETA: But seriously...no one needs to be high in order to love Oreos.

    Lighten up dude it was a joke.

    #sarcasmfail

    Granted it wasn't the greatest but I do think he got a little butt-hurt over nothing.

    I think you were both being sarcastic and both failed at recognizing to some extent.



    But enough of that, more oreos...

    Chocolate-Oreo-Peanut-Butter-Dream-Dessert-2.jpg

    I'm just arsey because I'm ceoliac and don't get to eat Oreos. This is what happens after 5 years without a decent tasting cookie..
  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
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    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    auddii wrote: »
    auddii wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    It was decided in another thread that a discussion around Oreos is in order so here goes.

    First, the original Oreos are perfect. No other variety comes close. They have the perfect ratio of cream to cookie and the cookies 'n cream flavor is perfect just the way it is.

    Now, if you're at someone else's house and all they have is double stuff, the good news is that while these are entirely subpar to the original, they are still fabulously delicious in a distant second place. The same can be said for peanut butter and brownie batter.

    Also, Jugg is wrong because mint Oreos are disgusting sacrilege.

    The only people I know this passionate about cookies are pot heads, were you high on posting?

    The only people I know unable to enjoy simple pleasures and have a good time without altering their brain cells are pot heads.
    Are you high on posting?

    And no, I've never so much as touched a joint.

    ETA: But seriously...no one needs to be high in order to love Oreos.

    Lighten up dude it was a joke.

    #sarcasmfail

    Granted it wasn't the greatest but I do think he got a little butt-hurt over nothing.

    I think you were both being sarcastic and both failed at recognizing to some extent.



    But enough of that, more oreos...

    Chocolate-Oreo-Peanut-Butter-Dream-Dessert-2.jpg

    Yeahp.

    ETA: except the part about not needing weed to get excited about Oreos. That part was for real.

    Maybe, but it helps!

    (kidding, I don't do the stuff either)

    Betcha Colorado has some kind of Oreo weed brownies.
  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
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    auddii wrote: »
    auddii wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    It was decided in another thread that a discussion around Oreos is in order so here goes.

    First, the original Oreos are perfect. No other variety comes close. They have the perfect ratio of cream to cookie and the cookies 'n cream flavor is perfect just the way it is.

    Now, if you're at someone else's house and all they have is double stuff, the good news is that while these are entirely subpar to the original, they are still fabulously delicious in a distant second place. The same can be said for peanut butter and brownie batter.

    Also, Jugg is wrong because mint Oreos are disgusting sacrilege.

    The only people I know this passionate about cookies are pot heads, were you high on posting?

    The only people I know unable to enjoy simple pleasures and have a good time without altering their brain cells are pot heads.
    Are you high on posting?

    And no, I've never so much as touched a joint.

    ETA: But seriously...no one needs to be high in order to love Oreos.

    Lighten up dude it was a joke.

    #sarcasmfail

    Granted it wasn't the greatest but I do think he got a little butt-hurt over nothing.

    I think you were both being sarcastic and both failed at recognizing to some extent.



    But enough of that, more oreos...

    Chocolate-Oreo-Peanut-Butter-Dream-Dessert-2.jpg

    I'm just arsey because I'm ceoliac and don't get to eat Oreos. This is what happens after 5 years without a decent tasting cookie..

    I'd be bitter too...
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,596 Member
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    Francl27 wrote: »
    JShailen wrote: »
    I never get dessert at the cheesecake factory. The main meals are too filling...I'll have to correct this when I fly back home in August. Perhaps I'll just get a starter to save room for the cheesecake, and coffee.

    I usually get the Mexican lettuce wraps... they're only like 260 calories and surprisingly filling. Then I can fit a piece of cheesecake (or half).

    Where were you when I was looking at actual food to order from the Cheesecake Factory? :)
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,596 Member
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    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    auddii wrote: »
    auddii wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    It was decided in another thread that a discussion around Oreos is in order so here goes.

    First, the original Oreos are perfect. No other variety comes close. They have the perfect ratio of cream to cookie and the cookies 'n cream flavor is perfect just the way it is.

    Now, if you're at someone else's house and all they have is double stuff, the good news is that while these are entirely subpar to the original, they are still fabulously delicious in a distant second place. The same can be said for peanut butter and brownie batter.

    Also, Jugg is wrong because mint Oreos are disgusting sacrilege.

    The only people I know this passionate about cookies are pot heads, were you high on posting?

    The only people I know unable to enjoy simple pleasures and have a good time without altering their brain cells are pot heads.
    Are you high on posting?

    And no, I've never so much as touched a joint.

    ETA: But seriously...no one needs to be high in order to love Oreos.

    Lighten up dude it was a joke.

    #sarcasmfail

    Granted it wasn't the greatest but I do think he got a little butt-hurt over nothing.

    I think you were both being sarcastic and both failed at recognizing to some extent.



    But enough of that, more oreos...

    Chocolate-Oreo-Peanut-Butter-Dream-Dessert-2.jpg

    Yeahp.

    ETA: except the part about not needing weed to get excited about Oreos. That part was for real.

    Maybe, but it helps!

    (kidding, I don't do the stuff either)

    I like the smell.

    (What? This isn't the Confessions thread?
  • auddii
    auddii Posts: 15,357 Member
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    auddii wrote: »
    auddii wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    It was decided in another thread that a discussion around Oreos is in order so here goes.

    First, the original Oreos are perfect. No other variety comes close. They have the perfect ratio of cream to cookie and the cookies 'n cream flavor is perfect just the way it is.

    Now, if you're at someone else's house and all they have is double stuff, the good news is that while these are entirely subpar to the original, they are still fabulously delicious in a distant second place. The same can be said for peanut butter and brownie batter.

    Also, Jugg is wrong because mint Oreos are disgusting sacrilege.

    The only people I know this passionate about cookies are pot heads, were you high on posting?

    The only people I know unable to enjoy simple pleasures and have a good time without altering their brain cells are pot heads.
    Are you high on posting?

    And no, I've never so much as touched a joint.

    ETA: But seriously...no one needs to be high in order to love Oreos.

    Lighten up dude it was a joke.

    #sarcasmfail

    Granted it wasn't the greatest but I do think he got a little butt-hurt over nothing.

    I think you were both being sarcastic and both failed at recognizing to some extent.



    But enough of that, more oreos...

    Chocolate-Oreo-Peanut-Butter-Dream-Dessert-2.jpg

    I'm just arsey because I'm ceoliac and don't get to eat Oreos. This is what happens after 5 years without a decent tasting cookie..

    Have a handful of nuts. It's totes the same. :neutral:
  • auddii
    auddii Posts: 15,357 Member
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    auddii wrote: »
    auddii wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    It was decided in another thread that a discussion around Oreos is in order so here goes.

    First, the original Oreos are perfect. No other variety comes close. They have the perfect ratio of cream to cookie and the cookies 'n cream flavor is perfect just the way it is.

    Now, if you're at someone else's house and all they have is double stuff, the good news is that while these are entirely subpar to the original, they are still fabulously delicious in a distant second place. The same can be said for peanut butter and brownie batter.

    Also, Jugg is wrong because mint Oreos are disgusting sacrilege.

    The only people I know this passionate about cookies are pot heads, were you high on posting?

    The only people I know unable to enjoy simple pleasures and have a good time without altering their brain cells are pot heads.
    Are you high on posting?

    And no, I've never so much as touched a joint.

    ETA: But seriously...no one needs to be high in order to love Oreos.

    Lighten up dude it was a joke.

    #sarcasmfail

    Granted it wasn't the greatest but I do think he got a little butt-hurt over nothing.

    I think you were both being sarcastic and both failed at recognizing to some extent.



    But enough of that, more oreos...

    Chocolate-Oreo-Peanut-Butter-Dream-Dessert-2.jpg

    I'm just arsey because I'm ceoliac and don't get to eat Oreos. This is what happens after 5 years without a decent tasting cookie..

    Have a handful of nuts. It's totes the same. :neutral:
  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
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    auddii wrote: »
    auddii wrote: »
    auddii wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    It was decided in another thread that a discussion around Oreos is in order so here goes.

    First, the original Oreos are perfect. No other variety comes close. They have the perfect ratio of cream to cookie and the cookies 'n cream flavor is perfect just the way it is.

    Now, if you're at someone else's house and all they have is double stuff, the good news is that while these are entirely subpar to the original, they are still fabulously delicious in a distant second place. The same can be said for peanut butter and brownie batter.

    Also, Jugg is wrong because mint Oreos are disgusting sacrilege.

    The only people I know this passionate about cookies are pot heads, were you high on posting?

    The only people I know unable to enjoy simple pleasures and have a good time without altering their brain cells are pot heads.
    Are you high on posting?

    And no, I've never so much as touched a joint.

    ETA: But seriously...no one needs to be high in order to love Oreos.

    Lighten up dude it was a joke.

    #sarcasmfail

    Granted it wasn't the greatest but I do think he got a little butt-hurt over nothing.

    I think you were both being sarcastic and both failed at recognizing to some extent.



    But enough of that, more oreos...

    Chocolate-Oreo-Peanut-Butter-Dream-Dessert-2.jpg

    I'm just arsey because I'm ceoliac and don't get to eat Oreos. This is what happens after 5 years without a decent tasting cookie..

    Have a handful of nuts. It's totes the same. :neutral:

    Now you're just taunting the poor guy. Lol
  • provencal73
    provencal73 Posts: 1,275 Member
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    @ejinvt evil.........
  • provencal73
    provencal73 Posts: 1,275 Member
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    @ejinvt you know my weakness.. exploiter! lol
  • JShailen
    JShailen Posts: 184 Member
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    Francl27 wrote: »
    JShailen wrote: »
    I never get dessert at the cheesecake factory. The main meals are too filling...I'll have to correct this when I fly back home in August. Perhaps I'll just get a starter to save room for the cheesecake, and coffee.

    I usually get the Mexican lettuce wraps... they're only like 260 calories and surprisingly filling. Then I can fit a piece of cheesecake (or half).

    Good idea.

    I have to say, this thread is full of good ideas and the best food porn I've ever seen. Big thumbs up to you all :D
  • Francl27
    Francl27 Posts: 26,372 Member
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    auddii wrote: »
    auddii wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    It was decided in another thread that a discussion around Oreos is in order so here goes.

    First, the original Oreos are perfect. No other variety comes close. They have the perfect ratio of cream to cookie and the cookies 'n cream flavor is perfect just the way it is.

    Now, if you're at someone else's house and all they have is double stuff, the good news is that while these are entirely subpar to the original, they are still fabulously delicious in a distant second place. The same can be said for peanut butter and brownie batter.

    Also, Jugg is wrong because mint Oreos are disgusting sacrilege.

    The only people I know this passionate about cookies are pot heads, were you high on posting?

    The only people I know unable to enjoy simple pleasures and have a good time without altering their brain cells are pot heads.
    Are you high on posting?

    And no, I've never so much as touched a joint.

    ETA: But seriously...no one needs to be high in order to love Oreos.

    Lighten up dude it was a joke.

    #sarcasmfail

    Granted it wasn't the greatest but I do think he got a little butt-hurt over nothing.

    I think you were both being sarcastic and both failed at recognizing to some extent.



    But enough of that, more oreos...

    Chocolate-Oreo-Peanut-Butter-Dream-Dessert-2.jpg

    What is this??? Looks like some kind of s'mores Oreos bar?
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    Francl27 wrote: »
    auddii wrote: »
    auddii wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    It was decided in another thread that a discussion around Oreos is in order so here goes.

    First, the original Oreos are perfect. No other variety comes close. They have the perfect ratio of cream to cookie and the cookies 'n cream flavor is perfect just the way it is.

    Now, if you're at someone else's house and all they have is double stuff, the good news is that while these are entirely subpar to the original, they are still fabulously delicious in a distant second place. The same can be said for peanut butter and brownie batter.

    Also, Jugg is wrong because mint Oreos are disgusting sacrilege.

    The only people I know this passionate about cookies are pot heads, were you high on posting?

    The only people I know unable to enjoy simple pleasures and have a good time without altering their brain cells are pot heads.
    Are you high on posting?

    And no, I've never so much as touched a joint.

    ETA: But seriously...no one needs to be high in order to love Oreos.

    Lighten up dude it was a joke.

    #sarcasmfail

    Granted it wasn't the greatest but I do think he got a little butt-hurt over nothing.

    I think you were both being sarcastic and both failed at recognizing to some extent.



    But enough of that, more oreos...

    Chocolate-Oreo-Peanut-Butter-Dream-Dessert-2.jpg

    What is this??? Looks like some kind of s'mores Oreos bar?

    Not sure, but I want to know where I can get one (or twelve).
  • thatawesomechick82
    thatawesomechick82 Posts: 132 Member
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    You take that back about mint oreos.... TAKE IT BACK RIGHT NOW!
  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
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    You take that back about mint oreos.... TAKE IT BACK RIGHT NOW!

    Mmmmm....nope. Ain't go'n do it.
  • CooCooPuff
    CooCooPuff Posts: 4,374 Member
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    Mint thin Oreos were pretty good. I don't think I'd enjoy regular mint