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What No One Tells You About Going Paleo (Hint: It's Sad)

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  • Posts: 4,397 Member
    Love this piece!
  • Posts: 665 Member
    lol!!!!

    @rabbitjb I like Cauliflower Pizza :( lol
  • Posts: 17,456 Member
    DananaNanas wrote: »
    lol!!!!

    @rabbitjb I like Cauliflower Pizza :( lol

    Hey you can like it, that's fine @DananaNanas

    I like cauliflower, brocolli and feta / halloumi cheese fritters

    but it ain't pizza
  • Posts: 47 Member
    Lol! That was so funny! Thanks for the laughs.
  • Posts: 2,806 Member
    I'm dying laughing! Enjoy your cake and pasta!
  • Posts: 11 Member
    lol! thanks for a very funny post.
  • Posts: 1,701 Member
    Have you thought about writing a dieting memoir? That baby would fly off the shelves!

    I'm still laughing at ennui as an ingredient
  • Posts: 1,788 Member
    http://www.popsugar.com/fitness/Paleo-CrossFit-Video-38828062
  • Posts: 40 Member
    Absolutely the funniest thing I have ever read. Thank you
  • Posts: 10 Member
    This is probably one of the best things I've read all week.
  • Posts: 14,464 Member
    Having never fallen for fad diets or the opinions of hot guys, the closest I can relate this to is a solid week of grey skies. Sad. I never want to feel that way about food.

    That author, delightful!
  • Posts: 14,464 Member
    I'm following @Jennysugar after this. Funny gal.
  • Posts: 28,055 Member
    jmbmilholland wrote: »
    I am inexpressibly smitten with the concept of ennui as an ingredient.

    + 1
  • Posts: 396 Member
    I think I burned 50 calories from laughing
    westcoaster wrote:
    seasoned by a bit of forbidden honey and the salt of my own tears.

    holy crap
    Where's the darn like button MFP!!

  • Posts: 1,849 Member
    jmbmilholland wrote: »
    I am inexpressibly smitten with the concept of ennui as an ingredient.

    You have to grow a unibang and dress in all black for it to really flavor your food though. XD
  • Posts: 4,044 Member
    Best Post I've read today, thank you!
  • Posts: 45 Member
    Thanks for the laugh! My sore abs are keeping me from laughing too hard, but I can laugh on the inside! ;)
  • Posts: 123 Member
    Very funny and entertaining! You just clarified more reasons why I'm pretty sure I could not stick to a Paleo diet.
  • Posts: 2,627 Member
    This was hilarious! I had to contain my giggles in my office as I read this piece. I did Paleo for a month as a work challenge and it was painful, even with the copious amounts of bacon.
  • Posts: 2,035 Member
    This is definitely the best thing I've read in a long, long time. Thank you :smiley:
  • Posts: 1,683 Member
    Mate, you should write for a living!!! :D
  • Posts: 268 Member
    I'm at work, sitting at my desk and laughing out loud. You have a gift for writing! I've often wondered about the whole Paleo craze, and your post just convinced me that it would never work for this food-loving, cajun girl! Thanks for a great post!
  • Posts: 149 Member
    i can totally relate to this! lol, I call myself semi-paleo cuz I didn't give up oatmeal or beans. so that makes me a pseudo too! and I have a fridge full of expensive almond meal that I haven't gotten around to making into sad little patties. tho I feel like giving up the gluten and dairy hasn't been a bad thing. in its place I've been drinking coconut milk and for the first time ever, I failed the cholesterol test at work! lol
  • Posts: 700 Member
    acajunintexas wrote: »
    I'm at work, sitting at my desk and laughing out loud. You have a gift for writing! I've often wondered about the whole Paleo craze, and your post just convinced me that it would never work for this food-loving, cajun girl! Thanks for a great post!

    This cajun girl could as long as there were massive amounts of boiled crawfish and boiled crabs.
  • Posts: 1,197 Member
    I legitimately laughed out loud. Not something I actually do in real life. Hilarious and well written, sums up any elimination diet. :)
  • Posts: 1 Member
    I laughed very hard, thank you for this post. I enjoyed the part about them looking like cat vomit and throwing them away. I love pasta, and ice cream so not having any of that well that would be horrible.
  • Posts: 2,293 Member
    I'm so busted. I was laughing so hard at my desk, clearly I'm not working...!
  • Posts: 14 Member
    This is wonderful! Thanks for the laugh.
  • Posts: 236 Member
    One of the best MFP threads. Off to read this to be hubby, so we can have a laugh together.
  • Posts: 15,532 Member
    One of my friends posted this to her wall this morning. I almost didn't follow it because of paleo in the title. It's an entertaining read for sure! She has a descriptive writing style.
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