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  • MoKaazMoKaaz Posts: 115Member Member Posts: 115Member Member
    Why does your skin look scaly up close?
  • RunDesprateRunDesprate Posts: 63Member Member Posts: 63Member Member
    Duh! Who keeps an open tab at the bar, but thanks for looking out. cixwfhzmigd5.jpeg
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 32,816Member Member Posts: 32,816Member Member
    It is entirely possible that the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything, really is "42", and we all dismiss it as fiction because Douglas Adams accidentally made the most statistically unlikely joke of all time.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 32,816Member Member Posts: 32,816Member Member
    Your future self is cursing you for something stupid you're about to do.
  • tinkerhellraisertinkerhellraiser Posts: 3,913Member Member Posts: 3,913Member Member
    MoKaaz wrote: »
    Why does your skin look scaly up close?

    lizard people obvs
  • yukfooyukfoo Posts: 581Member Member Posts: 581Member Member
    I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous
  • TheMrWobblyTheMrWobbly Posts: 1,085Member Member Posts: 1,085Member Member
    yukfoo wrote: »
    I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous

    I'd give your right arm to be ambidextrous as well
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 32,816Member Member Posts: 32,816Member Member
    An onion is the bass player of food. You would probably not enjoy it solo, but you’d miss it if it wasn’t there.
  • RunDesprateRunDesprate Posts: 63Member Member Posts: 63Member Member
    Ariana Grande my spirit animal?
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 32,816Member Member Posts: 32,816Member Member
    Only during a hurricane can you purchase a shovel, duck tape, rope and a tarp. Yet no one questions your motive.
  • JovsfoodJovsfood Posts: 144Member Member Posts: 144Member Member
    Why can’t I sleep 😴
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 32,816Member Member Posts: 32,816Member Member
    If humans didn’t exist cats wouldn’t know what tuna tastes like.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 32,816Member Member Posts: 32,816Member Member
    The saddest part about metamorphosis is that there are no baby butterflies.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 32,816Member Member Posts: 32,816Member Member
    If buildings had googly eyes stuck to them, earthquakes may not be as terrifying.

    @Avocado_AS5
  • pudgy1977pudgy1977 Posts: 13,509Member Member Posts: 13,509Member Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    An onion is the bass player of food. You would probably not enjoy it solo, but you’d miss it if it wasn’t there.

    My oldest always steals the chopped up raw onions when I am cooking to munch on. Shes an odd duck though....
  • yukfooyukfoo Posts: 581Member Member Posts: 581Member Member
    An apple a day keeps the doctor away... But an Onion a day keeps everybody away...
    edited September 5
  • JovsfoodJovsfood Posts: 144Member Member Posts: 144Member Member
    Where is wally?
    Did they ever find him?
  • 1sphere1sphere Posts: 2,017Member Member Posts: 2,017Member Member
    Jovsfood wrote: »
    Where is wally?
    Did they ever find him?

    apgc6xop4kng.jpg

    sorry...
  • yukfooyukfoo Posts: 581Member Member Posts: 581Member Member
    It sounded wayyyy funnier in my head... :/
    edited September 6
  • JovsfoodJovsfood Posts: 144Member Member Posts: 144Member Member
    1sphere wrote: »
    Jovsfood wrote: »
    Where is wally?
    Did they ever find him?

    apgc6xop4kng.jpg

    sorry...

    🤣🤣🤣
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