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  • helow88helow88 Posts: 74Member Member Posts: 74Member Member
    If a ghost can walk through a brick wall with no problem...then how could a person's soul be able to manipulate and hold up a solid human body at a whim?
    edited September 6
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 33,842Member Member Posts: 33,842Member Member
    The most amazing thing about the Postal Service is their ability to read everyone's handwriting.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 33,842Member Member Posts: 33,842Member Member
    helow88 wrote: »
    If a ghost can walk through a brick wall with no problem...then how could a person's soul be able to manipulate and hold up a solid human body at a whim?

    Ghost magic.
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 9,705Member, Premium Member Posts: 9,705Member, Premium Member
  • 1sphere1sphere Posts: 2,621Member Member Posts: 2,621Member Member
    I don’t wanna clean my damn room

    Jeez it needs to be done though
  • 1sphere1sphere Posts: 2,621Member Member Posts: 2,621Member Member
    I’ve gone crazy, literally.
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 9,705Member, Premium Member Posts: 9,705Member, Premium Member
  • 1sphere1sphere Posts: 2,621Member Member Posts: 2,621Member Member
    We do not necessarily get what we’ve been a witness to, what will be will be
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 9,705Member, Premium Member Posts: 9,705Member, Premium Member
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 33,842Member Member Posts: 33,842Member Member
    It's hard to let someone know that they're bad at taking criticism.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 33,842Member Member Posts: 33,842Member Member
    If your friends tell you not to give in to peer pressure and you don’t, technically, you did
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 33,842Member Member Posts: 33,842Member Member
    House arrest as a punishment doesn't work for introverts.
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 9,705Member, Premium Member Posts: 9,705Member, Premium Member
    Not even with someone else’s lips.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 33,842Member Member Posts: 33,842Member Member
    People who voluntarily take parenting classes are not the people who need to take parenting classes.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 33,842Member Member Posts: 33,842Member Member
    You know a teacher is good when students from past years come back to visit.
  • geraldaltmangeraldaltman Posts: 1,542Member, Premium Member Posts: 1,542Member, Premium Member
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    I am one who would not mind a bit if destruction of cheese factories worldwide were to happen such is my absolute and lifelong distaste for any cheese related 😂 And no I am not lactose intolerant. I just hate the food, that's all!
  • geraldaltmangeraldaltman Posts: 1,542Member, Premium Member Posts: 1,542Member, Premium Member
    An oldie but goodie:
    "Why do we park on driveways yet drive on parkways? 🙄
  • yukfooyukfoo Posts: 598Member Member Posts: 598Member Member
    Love, peace and healing To all those lost and their families... The world grieves with you...x1kzohzcsfbu.jpg
    edited September 11
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 33,842Member Member Posts: 33,842Member Member
    It is easier to accidentally create life than to accidentally bake a cake.
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