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  • cee134cee134 Posts: 33,842Member Member Posts: 33,842Member Member
    The phrase "Look at you!" tends to have a positive connotation, while "Look at yourself!" tends to be critical and negative.
  • 1sphere1sphere Posts: 2,428Member Member Posts: 2,428Member Member
    Whatever your circumstance is in life, there are positives
  • 1sphere1sphere Posts: 2,428Member Member Posts: 2,428Member Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    It is easier to accidentally create life than to accidentally bake a cake.
    and people see creating life as a huge achievement which is bizarre to me..."achievement" is denoted to other things in my books

    Creating life is a dedication or a commitment in my opinion. Like... you can't just "accidentally achieve"
    edited September 12
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 33,842Member Member Posts: 33,842Member Member
    The main reason it becomes “harder” to make new friends as you get older is that you get really good at spotting red flags in people you meet.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 33,842Member Member Posts: 33,842Member Member
    Humans hunt with tools, animals have to hunt and kill with their FACE.
  • 1sphere1sphere Posts: 2,428Member Member Posts: 2,428Member Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Humans hunt with tools, animals have to hunt and kill with their FACE.
    Some humans have killed with their face
  • 1sphere1sphere Posts: 2,428Member Member Posts: 2,428Member Member
    I'm probably a fool, but slowly and surely trying to make my way out of foolhood
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 33,842Member Member Posts: 33,842Member Member
    1sphere wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Humans hunt with tools, animals have to hunt and kill with their FACE.
    Some humans have killed with their face

    But they probably didn't hunt on porpoise that way.

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  • JovsfoodJovsfood Posts: 254Member Member Posts: 254Member Member
    It’s Friday the 13th no wonder I’ve been out of sorts today 🤷🏻‍♀️
  • TheMrWobblyTheMrWobbly Posts: 1,279Member Member Posts: 1,279Member Member
    If, before I judge someone, I walk a mile in their shoes will they want the shoes back afterwards? If so do I have to walk another mile back to return them? Overall seems a darn foolish idea. I think I'll just call him an @r$e and move on.
  • 1sphere1sphere Posts: 2,428Member Member Posts: 2,428Member Member
    What would happen if you put one spider on another spiders web (with the other spider already occupying it)?
    edited September 14
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 9,352Member, Premium Member Posts: 9,352Member, Premium Member
  • yukfooyukfoo Posts: 594Member Member Posts: 594Member Member
    Ah... dreaded Saturday the 14th :(
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 1,589Member Member Posts: 1,589Member Member
    If, before I judge someone, I walk a mile in their shoes will they want the shoes back afterwards? If so do I have to walk another mile back to return them? Overall seems a darn foolish idea. I think I'll just call him an @r$e and move on.

    That seems like a lot of effort. Its much easier to just throw stones.
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 9,352Member, Premium Member Posts: 9,352Member, Premium Member
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 33,842Member Member Posts: 33,842Member Member
    Maybe if they renamed sunscreen to “anti-cancer cream” more people would wear it.
  • honeybee__12honeybee__12 Posts: 9,352Member, Premium Member Posts: 9,352Member, Premium Member
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 33,842Member Member Posts: 33,842Member Member
    A real psychic would find a better use for their time than reading your fortune for $20.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 33,842Member Member Posts: 33,842Member Member
    There's gotta be at least one dyslexic zombie who is looking for Brian.
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