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  • J_doe
    J_doe Posts: 43 Member
    I passed a nunnery today that was very palatial, I wonder do you have to change religion to become a nun?
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 870 Member
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    yukfoo wrote: »
    Oh btw...if you're a healthy young male or female with blood type O, please consider donating a kidney to me. my goal is to collect 22 kidney 's

    Will they all fit inside you or are you collecting them in big glass jars of formaldehyde for living room shelf decorations?

    Early Christmas shopping... :wink:
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 17,195 Member
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  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 870 Member
    edited March 2022
    it actually was funnier on the second post :D
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 17,195 Member
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    honey_honey_12 Posts: 17,195 Member
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  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 17,195 Member
    They ask, “why is the
    Screaming Mummy screaming?”


    …….ah……. it hurt?
  • OleTroubadour
    OleTroubadour Posts: 3,428 Member
    Still don’t know …
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 17,195 Member
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    I think I am…………
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 870 Member
    honey_honey_12 wrote: »
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    I think I am…………

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  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,723 Member
    That awkward moment when a zombie is looking for brains and walks right by you.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 870 Member
    oh my god.. i just ate my body weight in brownies...xl4x6o9ubav1.png
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 17,195 Member
    Paying high prices for gasoline?

    Lesson:
    Careful what you wish (vote)for,
    you just might get it.


  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 17,195 Member
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  • frankwbrown
    frankwbrown Posts: 14,796 Member
    The color 9 smells like blue... or yellow... well, I guess it depends.
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 17,195 Member
    for the love of pete woman,

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    honey_honey_12 Posts: 17,195 Member
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  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,723 Member
    edited March 2022
    Moved to a different topic. Better fit. Carry on wayward son. And daughters.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 870 Member
    A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 870 Member
    Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables tasted like chocolate.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 870 Member
    So, i was just interacting with my company "AI" algorithm on some "deep thinking" logic problems and i think i broke her... " I thought a thought that i thought i had thought but the thought that i had thought wasn't the thought that i had thought i had thought so maybe if i had thought the thought that i thought i thought i wouldn't of thought so much"

    hmmm I wonder if "Freud" makes digital house calls?
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,934 Member
    In my mind, these lines from Nothing Ever Goes As Planned by Styx:

    You're so together, you act so civilized
    But every time that things go wrong, you're still surprised.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 870 Member
    I don't want to alarm you, but right now, there is a skeleton inside of you
  • ChillTheBathWater
    ChillTheBathWater Posts: 32 Member
    edited March 2022
    I recall when my angry 10th grade teacher said to someone in class...

    "I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant".

    Still don't know if it's a quote from a book, comedy or something he made up, but for some reason, it amuses me, so I've never forgotten it.
  • yukfoo
    yukfoo Posts: 870 Member
    Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

    (hmmm my decent into insanity continues)
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,934 Member
    ChillTheBathWater wrote: »
    I recall when my angry 10th grade teacher said to someone in class...

    "I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant".

    Still don't know if it's a quote from a book, comedy or something he made up, but for some reason, it amuses me, so I've never forgotten it.

    Ok, so I googled it. At first it was Anonymous :) but then it was Alan Greenspan.

    Kinda takes the magic out of it? :)
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,723 Member
    @yukfoo I'm kind of liking your insanity phase. :)
  • corinasue1143
    corinasue1143 Posts: 7,460 Member
    edited March 2022
    Yesterday weather forecast=snow In the North, 90 degrees in the South. Today weather forecast=widespread, possibly severe, thunderstorms, fire warnings west because it’s so dry. “Oklahoma, is this a great state or what?”
  • ChillTheBathWater
    ChillTheBathWater Posts: 32 Member
    glassyo wrote: »
    ChillTheBathWater wrote: »
    I recall when my angry 10th grade teacher said to someone in class...

    "I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant".

    Still don't know if it's a quote from a book, comedy or something he made up, but for some reason, it amuses me, so I've never forgotten it.

    Ok, so I googled it. At first it was Anonymous :) but then it was Alan Greenspan.

    Kinda takes the magic out of it? :)

    I didn't consider it a magical statement, just amusing... but with that logic, does Google takes the magic out of your world?
  • BirdieBee1968
    BirdieBee1968 Posts: 253 Member
    If spring birds are singing, why is there still snow on the ground?

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