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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Your body always follows what you think.

    Well, I think I am an amazingly hot super model.


    *it's not working*

    You must be doing it wrong.

    Story of my life :|

    Think of me and see if your body follows.
    I mean, for research to see if it is working and such.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Your body always follows what you think.

    Well, I think I am an amazingly hot super model.


    *it's not working*

    You must be doing it wrong.

    Story of my life :|

    Think of me and see if your body follows.
    I mean, for research to see if it is working and such.

    Oh, you mean to see if I end up Arizona on a tennis court? I wouldn't complain.

    And what if I said my body already does amazing things when I think of you?
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
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    Sometimes I sneeze so hard my headphones come off my head.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Your body always follows what you think.

    Well, I think I am an amazingly hot super model.


    *it's not working*

    You must be doing it wrong.

    Story of my life :|

    Think of me and see if your body follows.
    I mean, for research to see if it is working and such.

    Oh, you mean to see if I end up Arizona on a tennis court? I wouldn't complain.

    And what if I said my body already does amazing things when I think of you?

    Since I always say, BE AMAZING, I think your body and mind are working just fine!
    Tennis, beach, and beer...amiright?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Your body always follows what you think.

    Well, I think I am an amazingly hot super model.


    *it's not working*

    You must be doing it wrong.

    Story of my life :|

    Think of me and see if your body follows.
    I mean, for research to see if it is working and such.

    Oh, you mean to see if I end up Arizona on a tennis court? I wouldn't complain.

    And what if I said my body already does amazing things when I think of you?

    Since I always say, BE AMAZING, I think your body and mind are working just fine!
    Tennis, beach, and beer...amiright?

    And sammiches.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Your body always follows what you think.

    Well, I think I am an amazingly hot super model.


    *it's not working*

    You must be doing it wrong.

    Story of my life :|

    Think of me and see if your body follows.
    I mean, for research to see if it is working and such.

    Oh, you mean to see if I end up Arizona on a tennis court? I wouldn't complain.

    And what if I said my body already does amazing things when I think of you?

    Since I always say, BE AMAZING, I think your body and mind are working just fine!
    Tennis, beach, and beer...amiright?

    And sammiches.

    I could eat those too.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Your body always follows what you think.

    Well, I think I am an amazingly hot super model.


    *it's not working*

    You must be doing it wrong.

    Story of my life :|

    Think of me and see if your body follows.
    I mean, for research to see if it is working and such.

    Oh, you mean to see if I end up Arizona on a tennis court? I wouldn't complain.

    And what if I said my body already does amazing things when I think of you?

    Since I always say, BE AMAZING, I think your body and mind are working just fine!
    Tennis, beach, and beer...amiright?

    And sammiches.

    I could eat those too.

    <3B)
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Batman needs to use some of that cash to design a way for the cops to tell him they need him that doesn't also alert every villain in the city.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    There are 7 billion different versions of today.
  • VanishingNachos
    VanishingNachos Posts: 5,688 Member
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    the big new thing on the intewebz is this gut bacteria conversation. not sure what i thing aboot it~
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The first person who copied someone was actually very original.
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
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    Today is my Friday, but in other parts of the world, it really is Friday.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    If people really could spin in their graves we could harness it as a new form of green energy and power our homes by disgracing our ancestors.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The man bun is the mullet of the millennials.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Picking up that tiny piece of paper would take 2 seconds, but instead, I'm gonna run it over 100 times with my vacuum at different angles.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Mosquitoes are grossly overlooked as a threat during a zombie apocalypse.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    That bartender in Star Wars should install captcha on his front door if he's really serious about keeping droids out.
  • beerfoamy
    beerfoamy Posts: 1,520 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    Picking up that tiny piece of paper would take 2 seconds, but instead, I'm gonna run it over 100 times with my vacuum at different angles.

    and then pick it up, let it drop so it is less embedded in the carpet and then vacuum it up
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    Picking up that tiny piece of paper would take 2 seconds, but instead, I'm gonna run it over 100 times with my vacuum at different angles.

    Guilty!!
  • PL4TNM
    PL4TNM Posts: 85 Member
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    My kid was wondering why the Dairy Queen doesn't marry the Burger King.