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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The more I concentrate on how I look while walking, the more awkward I walk.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    LeeMarie392 wrote: »
    If glue is sticky how come it doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle??

    As the water evaporates, the glue dries and hardens making the glue sticky. When glue is inside a bottle, there's not enough air inside the bottle to cause the water to evaporate to make the glue sticky. Basically, the bottle protects the glue from the air and keeps the glue runny.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    Even the most interesting man in the world has moments he wonders why he has to try and make Dos XX sound palatable.

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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Should I pre-order the S8+ or just wait. This is perplexing and I can't decide. #firstworldproblems

    not if your phone is under 2 years old

    It is 2+ years old. I have an S5 and the charging port is starting to be finicky. So it is time for an upgrade.. I just can't decide if I should go with the S7 or wait for the 8. I am going to talk to them tonight. So I will ask lots of questions. They will love me.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?" doesn't make me think that 5th graders are especially smart as much as it makes me think that the knowledge emphasized in 5th grade is incredibly useless.
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
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    31shines wrote: »
    Do I have a small bladder or drink too much water?

    I ask myself this everyday.
  • Strivetobebetter76
    Strivetobebetter76 Posts: 1,784 Member
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    There are a lot of ungrateful people in the world. Choose wisely who you give your time and resources to.
  • TheChaoticBuffalo
    TheChaoticBuffalo Posts: 86 Member
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    31shines wrote: »
    I wonder why the chicken crossed the road. .... B):D

    To show the armadillos and possums that it can be done. :-O
  • JEE2015
    JEE2015 Posts: 146 Member
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    Lead me not into temptation... Oh who am I kidding! I know a shortcut!
  • Strivetobebetter76
    Strivetobebetter76 Posts: 1,784 Member
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    Practice the pause. Once you've said things, you can't take them back. You can't unhurt those feelings that come from your words. I'm constantly working on this.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Fire Drills have trained us not to give a *kitten* about fire alarms.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    If cops really want to crack down on drunk driving they should go undercover as fast food drive-thru workers.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
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    I *kitten* hate that phrase too. :smile:
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    zachbonner_ wrote: »
    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    why isn't a donut called a yummy bagel?

    cuz all bagels have holes but not all donuts do

    So would a donut hole be a bagel because it is the hole?

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