Random Thought For the Day

slimgirljo15 · January 2018

honeybee__12 wrote: »

I’m so nervous about my date,
it’s been a long time.

It'll be great , just be your gorgeous self, he'll be powerlessto resist.

Caporegiem · January 2018

SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

73% of stallions are premature ejaculators according to a study I made up for this post.

You call it premature, I call it time efficient.

mybfisred · January 2018

Tomorrow

empresssue · January 2018

Why is so hard for some people to use their words?

cee134 · January 2018

Chevy is greatly overestimating how much people care about JD Power awards.

cee134 · January 2018

SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

73% of stallions are premature ejaculators according to a study I made up for this post.

cee134 · January 2018

empresssue wrote: »

Why is so hard for some people to use their words?

honeybee__12 · January 2018

Well that was a bust.........

cee134 · January 2018

People born in 2000 will spend their twenties in the twenties, and so on.

cee134 · January 2018

Bill Gates' kids have never had the experience of trying to walk your parents through something simple on a computer.

cee134 · January 2018

Country Music is so bad they need to have their own awards to get any.

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honeybee__12 · January 2018

honeybee__12 · January 2018

Maybe they should have Teen MFP for all the underage members.

empresssue · January 2018

cee134 wrote: »

empresssue wrote: »

Why is so hard for some people to use their words?

Shouldn’t be that hard.

Unknown · January 2018

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empresssue · January 2018

Lack of control can be pretty scary.

Unknown · January 2018

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honeybee__12 · January 2018

If he steals my stories and I find out he uses them, he will feel my wrath.

Unknown · January 2018

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cee134 · January 2018

There should be an air freshener with the slogan ‘It makes scents’.

Unknown · January 2018

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empresssue · January 2018

UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »

cee134 wrote: »

There should be an air freshener with the slogan ‘It makes scents’.

I smell a good idea

I smell a flop.

Unknown · January 2018

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4legsRbetterthan2 · January 2018

UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »

cee134 wrote: »

There should be an air freshener with the slogan ‘It makes scents’.

I smell a good idea

but since she(?) posted it on MFP someone else is gonna steal it now and make her million dollars instead.

empresssue · January 2018

UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »

empresssue wrote: »

UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »

cee134 wrote: »

There should be an air freshener with the slogan ‘It makes scents’.

I smell a good idea

I smell a fart.

Then use some air freshner....

Wait, what? Who FIFM?

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cee134 · January 2018

4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »

UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »

cee134 wrote: »

There should be an air freshener with the slogan ‘It makes scents’.

I smell a good idea

but since she(?) posted it on MFP someone else is gonna steal it now and make her million dollars instead.

I'm a guy, I'm just really bad at flirting with every women that posts on this site.

cee134 · January 2018

If you could turn invisible, you wouldn’t be able to see anything since any light would just pass through the back of your eye.

4legsRbetterthan2 · January 2018

cee134 wrote: »

4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »

UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »

cee134 wrote: »

There should be an air freshener with the slogan ‘It makes scents’.

I smell a good idea

but since she(?) posted it on MFP someone else is gonna steal it now and make her million dollars instead.

I'm a guy, I'm just really bad at flirting with every women that posts on this site.

sorry!

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