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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Of all the things that "taste just like chicken", its weird that eggs are not one of them.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    The man bun is the mullet of the millennials.

    OMG! I love this
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    Ya know the show “The Dating Game”, that’s a weird game show, The prize is another contestant…Talk about cheap
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    I'd hit the gym and get ripped too if I was offered 10 million for 6 months work on a movie.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    There are more calories in the 44 ounce Pepsi people get with a McDonalds Quarter Pounder meal than the Quarter Pounder itself, and even a bit less in the large fries.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    kitty_meow_meow_ wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I'd hit the gym and get ripped too if I was offered 10 million for 6 months work on a movie.

    what if I paid you in donuts and filmed "the movie" in my basement?

    My fees are negotiable.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Without Mr. T, "I pity the fool" would sound like something out of a Shakespeare play.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    Lather, Rinse, Repeat. How many times? 2, 3, until the bottle is empty? Really they ought to be more clear.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    That '70s Show premiered in 1998. Next year we can start That '90s Show.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Urban Dictionary will probably be a useful tool for future historians so they can actually figure out what we're saying.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    I wonder if there’s a time that I haven’t seen on a clock.
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
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    When did I become the keeper of all knowledge at my job?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Should I pre-order the S8+ or just wait. This is perplexing and I can't decide. #firstworldproblems
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited April 2017
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Should I pre-order the S8+ or just wait. This is perplexing and I can't decide. #firstworldproblems

    Wait to see if the batteries will blow up. lol

    I am all for android over apple, all day, every day. FYI
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Should I pre-order the S8+ or just wait. This is perplexing and I can't decide. #firstworldproblems

    I want one definitely n need of an upgrade... S5 here. But I want to wait till they've been out for a bit in case of bugs
  • LeeMarie392
    LeeMarie392 Posts: 166 Member
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    If glue is sticky how come it doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle??
  • rustychord
    rustychord Posts: 166 Member
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    If you bite a Samoa alttile on the top and the bottom of the circle you can suck milk through it like a straw.

    You're welcome.

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