Random Thought For the Day

slimgirljo15

honeybee__12 wrote: »

I’m so nervous about my date,
it’s been a long time.

It'll be great , just be your gorgeous self, he'll be powerlessto resist.

Caporegiem

SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

73% of stallions are premature ejaculators according to a study I made up for this post.

You call it premature, I call it time efficient.

mybfisred

Tomorrow

empresssue

Why is so hard for some people to use their words?

cee134

Chevy is greatly overestimating how much people care about JD Power awards.

cee134

SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

73% of stallions are premature ejaculators according to a study I made up for this post.

cee134

empresssue wrote: »

Why is so hard for some people to use their words?

honeybee__12

Well that was a bust.........

cee134

People born in 2000 will spend their twenties in the twenties, and so on.

cee134

Bill Gates' kids have never had the experience of trying to walk your parents through something simple on a computer.

cee134

Country Music is so bad they need to have their own awards to get any.

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honeybee__12

honeybee__12

Maybe they should have Teen MFP for all the underage members.

empresssue

cee134 wrote: »

empresssue wrote: »

Why is so hard for some people to use their words?

Shouldn’t be that hard.

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empresssue

Lack of control can be pretty scary.

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honeybee__12

If he steals my stories and I find out he uses them, he will feel my wrath.

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cee134

There should be an air freshener with the slogan ‘It makes scents’.

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empresssue

UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »

cee134 wrote: »

There should be an air freshener with the slogan ‘It makes scents’.

I smell a good idea

I smell a flop.

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4legsRbetterthan2

UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »

cee134 wrote: »

There should be an air freshener with the slogan ‘It makes scents’.

I smell a good idea

but since she(?) posted it on MFP someone else is gonna steal it now and make her million dollars instead.

empresssue

UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »

empresssue wrote: »

UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »

cee134 wrote: »

There should be an air freshener with the slogan ‘It makes scents’.

I smell a good idea

I smell a fart.

Then use some air freshner....

Wait, what? Who FIFM?

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cee134

4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »

UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »

cee134 wrote: »

There should be an air freshener with the slogan ‘It makes scents’.

I smell a good idea

but since she(?) posted it on MFP someone else is gonna steal it now and make her million dollars instead.

I'm a guy, I'm just really bad at flirting with every women that posts on this site.

cee134

If you could turn invisible, you wouldn’t be able to see anything since any light would just pass through the back of your eye.

4legsRbetterthan2

cee134 wrote: »

4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »

UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »

cee134 wrote: »

There should be an air freshener with the slogan ‘It makes scents’.

I smell a good idea

but since she(?) posted it on MFP someone else is gonna steal it now and make her million dollars instead.

I'm a guy, I'm just really bad at flirting with every women that posts on this site.

sorry!