Tell me your darkest secret. You know you want to get it out of your chest lol
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Aladdin111 wrote: »
My crazy bro-in-law spent almost the entire part of Easter trying to convince everyone that some man that had hacked into his phone and computer, was also periodically breaking into his house. Never taking anything mind you, but just messing with him. I proceeded to tell him the house he's living in (which I lived in previously for 6 months) is haunted.
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I like to fart in elevators0
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Aladdin111 wrote: »
My crazy bro-in-law spent almost the entire part of Easter trying to convince everyone that some man that had hacked into his phone and computer, was also periodically breaking into his house. Never taking anything mind you, but just messing with him. I proceeded to tell him the house he's living in (which I lived in previously for 6 months) is haunted.
That seems to be completely normal to me..0 -
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I had a sex dream about John Turturro last night.0
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I'm dying over here, @sunn_lighter! You have gazed deep into the depths of my unconscious! It all makes sense now. I have been laughing for two solid minutes. Thank you.0
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alyssawentland wrote: »My dog walks around crying and I'm convinced it's because she thinks I have given her a terrible life
You're okay. Unless she starts talking to you, too.0 -
I microwave butterflies.
...No, I really don't, but I was dying to find an opportunity to say that line.0 -
johnlockjamie wrote: »I microwave butterflies.
...No, I really don't, but I was dying to find an opportunity to say that line.
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I'm impatiently awaiting the complete annihilation of the human race.0
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GreenIceFloes wrote: »I'm impatiently awaiting the complete annihilation of the human race.
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Not sure what the statute of limitations are. I'll get back to you.0
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TheRoadDog wrote: »Not sure what the statute of limitations are. I'll get back to you.
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Prefer oral over intercourse always. Odd, I know.0
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GreenIceFloes wrote: »
Not the people I talk to.0 -
mamajkeach wrote: »I get a rush when I see someone pop a zit. Freaking gross and weird, I know!
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I'm a wife, mother, and I like to chew tobacco0
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I'm a shop a holic0
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I like to yell and curse at other drivers during the weekend0
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sunn_lighter wrote: »lynnismynameshoppingmygame wrote: »I'm a shop a holic
i'm like that except with alcohol
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I collect secrets.0
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I have a whole chamber of them.0
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My two adult sep-sons ( age 20 and 24) (both are six-foot tall and about 300 pounds )are so lazy and disrespectful of me. They are also sissies when it comes the bugs. So when they weren't home I took a little bit of sugar and sprinkle it in their bedroom so they got ants. They totally freaked out about it!!!! And they made their dad spray the room down before they slept in it that night. I acted just as surprised as everyone else but inside I was laughing.
Hahaha. Awesome!0
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