Tell me your darkest secret. You know you want to get it out of your chest lol
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I microwave butterflies.
...No, I really don't, but I was dying to find an opportunity to say that line.0 -
johnlockjamie wrote: »I microwave butterflies.
...No, I really don't, but I was dying to find an opportunity to say that line.
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I'm impatiently awaiting the complete annihilation of the human race.0
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GreenIceFloes wrote: »I'm impatiently awaiting the complete annihilation of the human race.
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Not sure what the statute of limitations are. I'll get back to you.0
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TheRoadDog wrote: »Not sure what the statute of limitations are. I'll get back to you.
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Prefer oral over intercourse always. Odd, I know.0
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GreenIceFloes wrote: »
Not the people I talk to.0 -
mamajkeach wrote: »I get a rush when I see someone pop a zit. Freaking gross and weird, I know!
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I'm a wife, mother, and I like to chew tobacco0
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I'm a shop a holic0
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I like to yell and curse at other drivers during the weekend0
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sunn_lighter wrote: »lynnismynameshoppingmygame wrote: »I'm a shop a holic
i'm like that except with alcohol
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I collect secrets.0
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I have a whole chamber of them.0
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My two adult sep-sons ( age 20 and 24) (both are six-foot tall and about 300 pounds )are so lazy and disrespectful of me. They are also sissies when it comes the bugs. So when they weren't home I took a little bit of sugar and sprinkle it in their bedroom so they got ants. They totally freaked out about it!!!! And they made their dad spray the room down before they slept in it that night. I acted just as surprised as everyone else but inside I was laughing.
Hahaha. Awesome!0
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