Tell me your darkest secret. You know you want to get it out of your chest lol

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  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    Aladdin111 wrote: »
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    I absolutely love my family, but I'm totally cool with only seeing them every few months for holidays and such. I'd actually prefer to see them less. Every family gathering gives me anxiety and turns dramatic.
    Lol would love to be at that dinner.

    My crazy bro-in-law spent almost the entire part of Easter trying to convince everyone that some man that had hacked into his phone and computer, was also periodically breaking into his house. Never taking anything mind you, but just messing with him. I proceeded to tell him the house he's living in (which I lived in previously for 6 months) is haunted.

  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    I like to fart in elevators
  • Aladdin111
    Aladdin111 Posts: 53 Member
    Noelv1976 wrote: »
    I like to fart in elevators
    Lol!
  • NYRhockey00
    NYRhockey00 Posts: 1,196 Member
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    Aladdin111 wrote: »
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    I absolutely love my family, but I'm totally cool with only seeing them every few months for holidays and such. I'd actually prefer to see them less. Every family gathering gives me anxiety and turns dramatic.
    Lol would love to be at that dinner.

    My crazy bro-in-law spent almost the entire part of Easter trying to convince everyone that some man that had hacked into his phone and computer, was also periodically breaking into his house. Never taking anything mind you, but just messing with him. I proceeded to tell him the house he's living in (which I lived in previously for 6 months) is haunted.

    That seems to be completely normal to me..
  • LiftingLisa
    LiftingLisa Posts: 12,345 Member
    Noelv1976 wrote: »
    I like to fart in elevators

    So nasty! lol
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    I had a sex dream about John Turturro last night.
  • Oversyte
    Oversyte Posts: 482 Member
    No
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  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    I'm dying over here, @sunn_lighter! You have gazed deep into the depths of my unconscious! It all makes sense now. I have been laughing for two solid minutes. Thank you. <3
  • Ws2016
    Ws2016 Posts: 432 Member
    alyssawentland wrote: »
    My dog walks around crying and I'm convinced it's because she thinks I have given her a terrible life

    You're okay. Unless she starts talking to you, too.
  • johnlockjamie
    johnlockjamie Posts: 12 Member
    edited April 2016
    I microwave butterflies.



    ...No, I really don't, but I was dying to find an opportunity to say that line.
  • Aladdin111
    Aladdin111 Posts: 53 Member
    johnlockjamie wrote: »
    I microwave butterflies.



    ...No, I really don't, but I was dying to find an opportunity to say that line.
    Little weird lol, but hey nobody is judging here.
  • GreenIceFloes
    GreenIceFloes Posts: 1,491 Member
    I'm impatiently awaiting the complete annihilation of the human race.
  • Aladdin111
    Aladdin111 Posts: 53 Member
    GreenIceFloes wrote: »
    I'm impatiently awaiting the complete annihilation of the human race.
    Don't worry it won't be for another billion years maximum from now lol!
  • Megan_824
    Megan_824 Posts: 12 Member
    Tenster wrote: »
    I'm a huge Vampire diaries fan, Damon Salvatore is the man

    TVD is awesome! If Ian ever leaves the show I don't think I could watch it anymore.
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Not sure what the statute of limitations are. I'll get back to you.
  • Aladdin111
    Aladdin111 Posts: 53 Member
    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    Not sure what the statute of limitations are. I'll get back to you.
    Haha no limits. We'll be waiting.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Prefer oral over intercourse always. Odd, I know.
  • GreenIceFloes
    GreenIceFloes Posts: 1,491 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Prefer oral over intercourse always. Odd, I know.

    Don't we all.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    GreenIceFloes wrote: »
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    Prefer oral over intercourse always. Odd, I know.

    Don't we all.

    Not the people I talk to.
  • MarciBkonTrk
    MarciBkonTrk Posts: 310 Member
    mamajkeach wrote: »
    I get a rush when I see someone pop a zit. Freaking gross and weird, I know!
    For me it's chickie, chickies! You know what you Q-tip looks like after cleaning your ears!!!

  • Caligirl4soccer
    Caligirl4soccer Posts: 40 Member
    I'm a wife, mother, and I like to chew tobacco
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  • Justpeachy02
    Justpeachy02 Posts: 11,817 Member
    edited April 2016
    I'm a shop a holic
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    I like to yell and curse at other drivers during the weekend
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  • Justpeachy02
    Justpeachy02 Posts: 11,817 Member
    sunn_lighter wrote: »
    lynnismynameshoppingmygame wrote: »
    I'm a shop a holic

    i'm like that except with alcohol

    We all have our vices
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    I collect secrets.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    I have a whole chamber of them.
  • ryanflebbe
    ryanflebbe Posts: 188 Member
    hdatres wrote: »
    My two adult sep-sons ( age 20 and 24) (both are six-foot tall and about 300 pounds )are so lazy and disrespectful of me. They are also sissies when it comes the bugs. So when they weren't home I took a little bit of sugar and sprinkle it in their bedroom so they got ants. They totally freaked out about it!!!! And they made their dad spray the room down before they slept in it that night. I acted just as surprised as everyone else but inside I was laughing.

    Hahaha. Awesome!

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