Dude finally ate a banana

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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Perhaps he is breeding.

    Oh. Shiznit. Better go check the storage rooms for egg pods. The big gross slimy ones that hang from the ceiling.

    The ceiling would be a good place to hide them. I would not have thought to look up for egg pods. I was thinking he's probably in a cheap motel somewhere and @cee134 could just check his computer for Craigslist hookup ads

    Oh. Do you think that is where banana eating alien zombies would go to find surrogates? Craigslist?
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    I think it would be a great guise! Unsuspecting Craigslist #luts... probably wouldn't be able to pinpoint who impregnated them!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Perhaps he is breeding.

    Oh. Shiznit. Better go check the storage rooms for egg pods. The big gross slimy ones that hang from the ceiling.

    How do I tell his from the normal ones that are in there?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Perhaps he is breeding.

    Oh. Shiznit. Better go check the storage rooms for egg pods. The big gross slimy ones that hang from the ceiling.

    How do I tell his from the normal ones that are in there?

    Do you think his may have a banana peel around them? And the other ones? You mean he isn't the only zombie alien you work with?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Perhaps he is breeding.

    Oh. Shiznit. Better go check the storage rooms for egg pods. The big gross slimy ones that hang from the ceiling.

    The ceiling would be a good place to hide them. I would not have thought to look up for egg pods. I was thinking he's probably in a cheap motel somewhere and @cee134 could just check his computer for Craigslist hookup ads

    Wouldn't it be funny if while looking for prey he meet up with another Banana mutant zombie alien. I bet that would be embarrassing.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Perhaps he is breeding.

    Oh. Shiznit. Better go check the storage rooms for egg pods. The big gross slimy ones that hang from the ceiling.

    How do I tell his from the normal ones that are in there?

    Do you think his may have a banana peel around them? And the other ones? You mean he isn't the only zombie alien you work with?

    Apparently alot of crazy things go on here.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Perhaps he is breeding.

    Oh. Shiznit. Better go check the storage rooms for egg pods. The big gross slimy ones that hang from the ceiling.

    How do I tell his from the normal ones that are in there?

    Do you think his may have a banana peel around them? And the other ones? You mean he isn't the only zombie alien you work with?

    Apparently alot of crazy things go on here.

    But the most important question, did you come back to your cabinet today?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited November 2016
    cee134 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Perhaps he is breeding.

    Oh. Shiznit. Better go check the storage rooms for egg pods. The big gross slimy ones that hang from the ceiling.

    How do I tell his from the normal ones that are in there?

    Do you think his may have a banana peel around them? And the other ones? You mean he isn't the only zombie alien you work with?

    Apparently alot of crazy things go on here.

    But the most important question, did you come back to your cabinet today?

    Yes, he is back. Also I feel better. So things that keep him away are watermelon now and laters and colds. No banana though.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Perhaps he is breeding.

    Oh. Shiznit. Better go check the storage rooms for egg pods. The big gross slimy ones that hang from the ceiling.

    How do I tell his from the normal ones that are in there?

    Do you think his may have a banana peel around them? And the other ones? You mean he isn't the only zombie alien you work with?

    Apparently alot of crazy things go on here.

    But the most important question, did you come back to your cabinet today?

    Yes, he is back. Also I feel better. So things that keep him away are watermelon now and laters and colds. No banana though.

    You should try a strawberry starburst, seriously if those keep him away then he is definitely an alien.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Dude left his jacket on ..... SPIDER!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited November 2016
    Ok, it's gone. It was coming right at me. (I don't kill spiders because they kill bugs)
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Anyway.... Banana dude left his jacket on my cabinet. Looks like it was there all night. WTF? How many jackets does he have that he can just leave them around the place.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Anyway.... Banana dude left his jacket on my cabinet. Looks like it was there all night. WTF? How many jackets does he have that he can just leave them around the place.

    Well if he is anything like me, he could at least 50 jackets..

    And I am sorry but I HATE spiders.. just seeing the word spider gives me the heebie jeebie. I would not have spared it's life, I would have found someone to kill it for me. No, I can't even kill them I hate them so much. I have a dedicated spider killer at my work.
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Anyway.... Banana dude left his jacket on my cabinet. Looks like it was there all night. WTF? How many jackets does he have that he can just leave them around the place.

    Well if he is anything like me, he could at least 50 jackets..

    And I am sorry but I HATE spiders.. just seeing the word spider gives me the heebie jeebie. I would not have spared it's life, I would have found someone to kill it for me. No, I can't even kill them I hate them so much. I have a dedicated spider killer at my work.

    Seems like a good opportunity to introduce the banana spider

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    Would you flag me if I said *kitten* you!? lol Ewwww! Ewwww! Ewwww! My skin is crawling!
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    This is worse.

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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Anyway.... Banana dude left his jacket on my cabinet. Looks like it was there all night. WTF? How many jackets does he have that he can just leave them around the place.

    Well if he is anything like me, he could at least 50 jackets..

    And I am sorry but I HATE spiders.. just seeing the word spider gives me the heebie jeebie. I would not have spared it's life, I would have found someone to kill it for me. No, I can't even kill them I hate them so much. I have a dedicated spider killer at my work.

    Seems like a good opportunity to introduce the banana spider

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    Would you flag me if I said *kitten* you!? lol Ewwww! Ewwww! Ewwww! My skin is crawling!

    No I consider that a term of endearment

    Good, me too. If I am really mad at you, I would say much much worse!
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    I can't even quote the coffee cup one cuz it needs to just go away.

    Wanna meet in the Walmart parking lot and duke it out?

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I never did find that spider.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    It's probably laying eggs in your cabinet.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited November 2016
    It's probably laying eggs in your cabinet.

    :anguished:
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    I never did find that spider.

    I think you will never see the spider and Banana Dude at the same time in the same place because they may be the same entity

    That's true so far.............
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    I never did find that spider.

    I think you will never see the spider and Banana Dude at the same time in the same place because they may be the same entity

    Oh. Plot twist.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Maybe that's why BD hasn't been around much. He's been busy learning how to transform into spiders.....

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