Dude finally ate a banana
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »Perhaps he is breeding.
Oh. Shiznit. Better go check the storage rooms for egg pods. The big gross slimy ones that hang from the ceiling.
The ceiling would be a good place to hide them. I would not have thought to look up for egg pods. I was thinking he's probably in a cheap motel somewhere and @cee134 could just check his computer for Craigslist hookup ads
Oh. Do you think that is where banana eating alien zombies would go to find surrogates? Craigslist?0 -
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I think it would be a great guise! Unsuspecting Craigslist #luts... probably wouldn't be able to pinpoint who impregnated them!0
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »Perhaps he is breeding.
Oh. Shiznit. Better go check the storage rooms for egg pods. The big gross slimy ones that hang from the ceiling.
How do I tell his from the normal ones that are in there?
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »Perhaps he is breeding.
Oh. Shiznit. Better go check the storage rooms for egg pods. The big gross slimy ones that hang from the ceiling.
How do I tell his from the normal ones that are in there?
Do you think his may have a banana peel around them? And the other ones? You mean he isn't the only zombie alien you work with?0 -
LiftingLady5 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »Perhaps he is breeding.
Oh. Shiznit. Better go check the storage rooms for egg pods. The big gross slimy ones that hang from the ceiling.
The ceiling would be a good place to hide them. I would not have thought to look up for egg pods. I was thinking he's probably in a cheap motel somewhere and @cee134 could just check his computer for Craigslist hookup ads
Wouldn't it be funny if while looking for prey he meet up with another Banana mutant zombie alien. I bet that would be embarrassing.0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »Perhaps he is breeding.
Oh. Shiznit. Better go check the storage rooms for egg pods. The big gross slimy ones that hang from the ceiling.
How do I tell his from the normal ones that are in there?
Do you think his may have a banana peel around them? And the other ones? You mean he isn't the only zombie alien you work with?
Apparently alot of crazy things go on here.0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »Perhaps he is breeding.
Oh. Shiznit. Better go check the storage rooms for egg pods. The big gross slimy ones that hang from the ceiling.
How do I tell his from the normal ones that are in there?
Do you think his may have a banana peel around them? And the other ones? You mean he isn't the only zombie alien you work with?
Apparently alot of crazy things go on here.
But the most important question, did you come back to your cabinet today?0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »Perhaps he is breeding.
Oh. Shiznit. Better go check the storage rooms for egg pods. The big gross slimy ones that hang from the ceiling.
How do I tell his from the normal ones that are in there?
Do you think his may have a banana peel around them? And the other ones? You mean he isn't the only zombie alien you work with?
Apparently alot of crazy things go on here.
But the most important question, did you come back to your cabinet today?
Yes, he is back. Also I feel better. So things that keep him away are watermelon now and laters and colds. No banana though.0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »Perhaps he is breeding.
Oh. Shiznit. Better go check the storage rooms for egg pods. The big gross slimy ones that hang from the ceiling.
How do I tell his from the normal ones that are in there?
Do you think his may have a banana peel around them? And the other ones? You mean he isn't the only zombie alien you work with?
Apparently alot of crazy things go on here.
But the most important question, did you come back to your cabinet today?
Yes, he is back. Also I feel better. So things that keep him away are watermelon now and laters and colds. No banana though.
You should try a strawberry starburst, seriously if those keep him away then he is definitely an alien.0 -
Dude left his jacket on ..... SPIDER!0
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Ok, it's gone. It was coming right at me. (I don't kill spiders because they kill bugs)0
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Anyway.... Banana dude left his jacket on my cabinet. Looks like it was there all night. WTF? How many jackets does he have that he can just leave them around the place.0
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Anyway.... Banana dude left his jacket on my cabinet. Looks like it was there all night. WTF? How many jackets does he have that he can just leave them around the place.
Well if he is anything like me, he could at least 50 jackets..
And I am sorry but I HATE spiders.. just seeing the word spider gives me the heebie jeebie. I would not have spared it's life, I would have found someone to kill it for me. No, I can't even kill them I hate them so much. I have a dedicated spider killer at my work.0 -
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GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Anyway.... Banana dude left his jacket on my cabinet. Looks like it was there all night. WTF? How many jackets does he have that he can just leave them around the place.
Well if he is anything like me, he could at least 50 jackets..
And I am sorry but I HATE spiders.. just seeing the word spider gives me the heebie jeebie. I would not have spared it's life, I would have found someone to kill it for me. No, I can't even kill them I hate them so much. I have a dedicated spider killer at my work.
Seems like a good opportunity to introduce the banana spider
Would you flag me if I said *kitten* you!? lol Ewwww! Ewwww! Ewwww! My skin is crawling!1 -
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GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Anyway.... Banana dude left his jacket on my cabinet. Looks like it was there all night. WTF? How many jackets does he have that he can just leave them around the place.
Well if he is anything like me, he could at least 50 jackets..
And I am sorry but I HATE spiders.. just seeing the word spider gives me the heebie jeebie. I would not have spared it's life, I would have found someone to kill it for me. No, I can't even kill them I hate them so much. I have a dedicated spider killer at my work.
Seems like a good opportunity to introduce the banana spider
Would you flag me if I said *kitten* you!? lol Ewwww! Ewwww! Ewwww! My skin is crawling!
No I consider that a term of endearment
Good, me too. If I am really mad at you, I would say much much worse!0 -
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I can't even quote the coffee cup one cuz it needs to just go away.
Wanna meet in the Walmart parking lot and duke it out?
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I never did find that spider.0
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It's probably laying eggs in your cabinet.0
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »
That's true so far.............0 -
LiftingLady5 wrote: »
Oh. Plot twist.0 -
Maybe that's why BD hasn't been around much. He's been busy learning how to transform into spiders.....
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