Dude finally ate a banana

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Banana Dude brought a banana today. He must be stocking up on banana power after all the assimilating he did over the holiday.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Great assumption. Tomorrow will be the true test.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited November 2016
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    but did he leave the banana on your cupboard?

    No, he actually cleaned up and everything. I would not have even known he was here if I didn't seem him earlier. This isn't like him. I wonder if the BAMZS are in a space war with another alien species? Maybe he was himself assimilated.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    Maybe he was trying to get motivated to assimilate YOU, but he has rejected that idea now for some reason. What could be the reason why you were rejected for assimilation by Banana Dude, I wonder?

    Because I'm stone cold.
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    My ex husband went to McDonalds every day for lunch. It was ok because he'd blot the burger patty so that made it lower fat. Of course he did get his fries double fried so they were extra crispy but ya he made the actual burger healthy

    Since he's the ex, it'd be funny to send him the McDonald's news article about alllll the feces lol
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    i see my error in punctuation. thank you, Steve from now on, for calling it to my attention. perhaps Banana Dude is upset with you for not eating enough bananas?

    Maybe that's why I find random banana's laying (lying?) around. He can't assimilate me unless I eat them.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    i see my error in punctuation. thank you, Steve from now on, for calling it to my attention. perhaps Banana Dude is upset with you for not eating enough bananas?

    Truth be told, I didn't even notice. I just thought the meme was funny and it had something to do with what you said.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Banana Dude is fueled by bananas, sugar, caffeine and rage. I'm guessing on the rage part.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Banana Dude is fueled by bananas, sugar, caffeine and rage. I'm guessing on the rage part.

    Does he have bulging veins?
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I don't know if he is full of rage, I'm just guessing he is since he is a Banana Alien Mutant Zombie that can transform into Spiders.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Everything seems back to normal today. No banana, just soda pop and generic junk food. Should I be alarmed?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    I think you should be sad, this could mean the Banana Alien Mutant Zombie may have left his body
  • Derk35
    Derk35 Posts: 9 Member
    What an appealing thought.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    Or he is out of bananas

    Maybe the bananas are how the aliens keep control of him?
  • jessiferrrb
    jessiferrrb Posts: 1,758 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Everything seems back to normal today. No banana, just soda pop and generic junk food. Should I be alarmed?

    do YOU have a sudden craving for bananas?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    jessiferrrb wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Everything seems back to normal today. No banana, just soda pop and generic junk food. Should I be alarmed?

    do YOU have a sudden craving for bananas?

    I do not. I've seen the banana spider meme before, but now I can't bring myself to eat a banana. If a spider ever jumps out of my banana, I'm done.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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  • Archer2017
    Archer2017 Posts: 1,999 Member
    Is that a banana in your pants? Or..
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Archer777 wrote: »
    Is that a banana in your pants? Or..

    Or... are you a banana alien mutant zombie that can transform into spiders? Is that what you were going to ask?
  • Archer2017
    Archer2017 Posts: 1,999 Member
    Are you a mind reader? You took those words right out of my mouth!
    Holy bananas!!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Banana Dude isn't eating bananas anymore. Is there a banana shortage I don't know about?

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