Dude finally ate a banana

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    MandaB9780 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    My ex husband went to McDonalds every day for lunch. It was ok because he'd blot the burger patty so that made it lower fat. Of course he did get his fries double fried so they were extra crispy but ya he made the actual burger healthy

    Pretty sure that nothing you could would ever make ANYTHING from McDonald's healthy. Sorry.

    Not true. Their water is healthy. ;)
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    @jessiferrrb The antici................pation of you finishing that chip is killing me.

  • Grey_1
    Grey_1 Posts: 1,139 Member
    Here - now I can talk spiders AND bananas and stay on topic :D

    Leaving it as a link so I don't get hated lol

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited November 2016
    Grey_1 wrote: »
    PlaydohPants wrote: »
    Grey_1 wrote: »
    I didn't know this thread was now about spiders. They're awesome, I'd love one for a pet.

    But the wife would cut me if I got one. :'(

    I'll see meself out now....

    But WHYYYY

    Spiders are marvels of engineering and predatory efficiency. What's not to love?

    So are cats. :)

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  • Grey_1
    Grey_1 Posts: 1,139 Member
    :D Yeah cats are pretty cool too
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    So.... if Bananas emit anti-matter. This may explain alot.
  • Grey_1
    Grey_1 Posts: 1,139 Member
    PlaydohPants wrote: »

    It's funny you say that, I was just reading an article on spiders and what they can teach us about nanotechnology

    I used to be up on several applications spiders were being studied for, and it really is amazing stuff.
  • Jimb376mfp
    Jimb376mfp Posts: 6,236 Member
    Banana Aversion Therapy

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Banana Dude came to work to day, without any food it appears. I wonder if Banana Alien Mutant Zombies celebrate Thanksgiving?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Banana Dude came to work to day, without any food it appears. I wonder if Banana Alien Mutant Zombies celebrate Thanksgiving?

    What do you think they would serve for Thanksgiving? Lots of bananas and bugs?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I don't know what they eat, but I know they don't eat anything red. For example, the red now and later.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    I don't know what they eat, but I know they don't eat anything red. For example, the red now and later.

    True. Great assumption!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    BD's not around much this week. I hope he's not busy assimilating people.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I think even Banana Alien Mutant Zombies that can transform into Spiders (or BAMZS) take this day off.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    BD's not around much this week. I hope he's not busy assimilating people.

    I would assume that is all BAMZS do isn't it? Going around assimilating people and breeding strangers from craigslist. Well, all that and eating bananas on your cupboard.

    He only eats a banana, maybe, once a week now. Is he too good for bananas now?
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    BD's not around much this week. I hope he's not busy assimilating people.

    I would assume that is all BAMZS do isn't it? Going around assimilating people and breeding strangers from craigslist. Well, all that and eating bananas on your cupboard.

    He only eats a banana, maybe, once a week now. Is he too good for bananas now?

    This is a concern. My guess is it means that he has assimilated enough people......is anyone else in your office acting strangely?

    I don't know. Every now and then I find a random banana laying (lying?) around.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Lady_Spartan15 wrote: »
    Sooooo... the banana is still a thing?!

    I would say bananas are still a thing:

    Today, bananas are both a major staple in the global tropical zone as well as an important cash crop and significant fruit varietal available for American and European consumption. They are the fourth most important crop worldwide for developing countries, where they provide an important starch source, especially in Africa and Asia.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    LiftingLady5 wrote: »
    I'd be concerned. If anyone makes a banana smoothie and does this...GET OUT OF THERE.

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    So BD found a way to assimilate people through bananas. That's what he's been working on. We need a Banana Assimilation Detector ASAP!
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  • joans1976
    joans1976 Posts: 2,201 Member
    I can't wait until you and BD return to work after the holiday. I love this thread.
  • Grey_1
    Grey_1 Posts: 1,139 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I think BD did the smart thing and took today off.
  • Meticulous_Nails
    Meticulous_Nails Posts: 69 Member
    Maximus wrote: »
    Does he eat ice cream, too?

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    Creepy .. lol

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