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    • Posts: 33,711 Member
      MandaB9780 wrote: »
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      Pretty sure that nothing you could would ever make ANYTHING from McDonald's healthy. Sorry.

      Not true. Their water is healthy. ;)
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      @jessiferrrb The antici................pation of you finishing that chip is killing me.

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      Here - now I can talk spiders AND bananas and stay on topic :D

      Leaving it as a link so I don't get hated lol

      http://imgur.com/YT6EFLd
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      edited November 2016
      Grey_1 wrote: »
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      Spiders are marvels of engineering and predatory efficiency. What's not to love?

      So are cats. :)

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      :D Yeah cats are pretty cool too
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      So.... if Bananas emit anti-matter. This may explain alot.
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      PlaydohPants wrote: »

      It's funny you say that, I was just reading an article on spiders and what they can teach us about nanotechnology

      I used to be up on several applications spiders were being studied for, and it really is amazing stuff.
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      Banana Aversion Therapy

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    • Posts: 33,711 Member
      Banana Dude came to work to day, without any food it appears. I wonder if Banana Alien Mutant Zombies celebrate Thanksgiving?
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      cee134 wrote: »
      Banana Dude came to work to day, without any food it appears. I wonder if Banana Alien Mutant Zombies celebrate Thanksgiving?

      What do you think they would serve for Thanksgiving? Lots of bananas and bugs?
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      I don't know what they eat, but I know they don't eat anything red. For example, the red now and later.
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      cee134 wrote: »
      I don't know what they eat, but I know they don't eat anything red. For example, the red now and later.

      True. Great assumption!
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      BD's not around much this week. I hope he's not busy assimilating people.
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      I think even Banana Alien Mutant Zombies that can transform into Spiders (or BAMZS) take this day off.
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      LiftingLady5 wrote: »
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      I would assume that is all BAMZS do isn't it? Going around assimilating people and breeding strangers from craigslist. Well, all that and eating bananas on your cupboard.

      He only eats a banana, maybe, once a week now. Is he too good for bananas now?
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      LiftingLady5 wrote: »
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      This is a concern. My guess is it means that he has assimilated enough people......is anyone else in your office acting strangely?

      I don't know. Every now and then I find a random banana laying (lying?) around.
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      Lady_Spartan15 wrote: »
      Sooooo... the banana is still a thing?!

      I would say bananas are still a thing:

      Today, bananas are both a major staple in the global tropical zone as well as an important cash crop and significant fruit varietal available for American and European consumption. They are the fourth most important crop worldwide for developing countries, where they provide an important starch source, especially in Africa and Asia.
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      LiftingLady5 wrote: »
      I'd be concerned. If anyone makes a banana smoothie and does this...GET OUT OF THERE.

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      So BD found a way to assimilate people through bananas. That's what he's been working on. We need a Banana Assimilation Detector ASAP!
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    • Posts: 2,201 Member
      I can't wait until you and BD return to work after the holiday. I love this thread.
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      I think BD did the smart thing and took today off.
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      Maximus wrote: »
      Does he eat ice cream, too?

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      Creepy .. lol
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