Dude finally ate a banana

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  • Jimb376mfp
    Jimb376mfp Posts: 6,236 Member
    _missdarcy_ wrote: »
    Is this thread about a real person or am I misunderstanding? Is he overcoming a banana allergy?

    Oh he's real!
  • KetoKaHee
    KetoKaHee Posts: 270 Member
    It was probably dipped in chocolate.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    _missdarcy_ wrote: »
    Is this thread about a real person or am I misunderstanding? Is he overcoming a banana allergy?

    I have no idea what this thread is about anymore.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    BD is eating bananas and nutri-grain bars, but drinking tons of soda, but also smart water.
  • dc8066
    dc8066 Posts: 1,439 Member
    Subliminal messages worked
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    2 liters of soda today. The dude is thirsty.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    2 liters of soda today. The dude is thirsty.

    Go big or go home :p
  • Jimb376mfp
    Jimb376mfp Posts: 6,236 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    2 liters of soda today. The dude is thirsty.

    Is he doing The Dew? What is BD's soda brand?
  • pinuplove
    pinuplove Posts: 12,871 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    BD is eating bananas and nutri-grain bars, but drinking tons of soda, but also smart water.

    His dark side is obviously at war with his light side.
  • katsoslim
    katsoslim Posts: 39 Member
    Nice of you to notice/care. Let's buy him a big fruit or Whole Foods basket with an anonymous note, or maybe just the quote from Socrates: "make food thy medicine.." or something similar. Perhaps showing anonymous concern for his eating habits may help him take notice (if he's somehow unaware he's so unhealthy) or care a little more about what he eats (if he knows better but doesn't respect himself enough to care now). I'll throw in $20 :)
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    BD doesn't believe in Mondays. Or he is just in his alien hibernation chamber and they forgot to wake him to transport back to this dimension.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    I don't blame him, I don't want to do Mondays either.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Smaller soda and coffee and smart water. He's changing his ways.
  • Carbkiller1970
    Carbkiller1970 Posts: 3,289 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    _missdarcy_ wrote: »
    Is this thread about a real person or am I misunderstanding? Is he overcoming a banana allergy?

    I have no idea what this thread is about anymore.

    I never knew :/
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    BD is doing well today. He's got his smaller soda, plus coffee and water. Also he is eating his bananas and nutri-grain bars. Also, he goes on walks more. It must be a ruse for the Banana Alien Mutant Zombies that can transform into Spiders.
  • Jimb376mfp
    Jimb376mfp Posts: 6,236 Member
    Saw this and thought it would be a practical gift for BD.

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Banana Milk?

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    I have been a bit afraid to admit this here, but...... I really enjoy a good banana

    Don't be scared. It's only potassium.
  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    Bananas are easier to peel from the other end.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    Bananas are easier to peel from the other end.

    Yes, they are. It also pulls all the stringy things off better.
  • Jimb376mfp
    Jimb376mfp Posts: 6,236 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    Bananas are easier to peel from the other end.

    Yes, they are. It also pulls all the stringy things off better.

    And the stem makes a natural handle. y0gmmnvzrhme.jpg

  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    He didn't seem to have any snacks today. Just drinks.
  • dc8066
    dc8066 Posts: 1,439 Member
    Someone needs to distract him so you could go through all his stuff and check. If get caught, blame it on MFP
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    vikinglander wrote: »
    I want to jump in here to say to the group at large, and to @cee134 specifically, that I have discovered that my 28 y/o cubicle neighbor has begun eating a banana every morning, on a regular basis, for the last two weeks or so, after 3 years of eating nothing but prepackaged snacks and deli sandwiches. This is a major development, in my opinion. A "Banana Dude" transmogrification before my very eyes!?

    Let me know if you'd like me to keep track of what goes on here, and if we should compare notes. Could it be that there is another manifestation of the BD on this earth? Are they from the same alien race, perhaps?

    @cee134, as the resident expert on these matters, I will rely on your guidance.

    Sure. The BAMZS are spreading!
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
    Hmmm...I try to keep up and read this thread faithfully, but I must have missed something...what is "BAMZS"?

    Enlighten me.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    vikinglander wrote: »
    Hmmm...I try to keep up and read this thread faithfully, but I must have missed something...what is "BAMZS"?

    Enlighten me.

    Banana Alien Mutant Zombies that can transform into Spiders.
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