Dude finally ate a banana

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  • Jimb376mfp
    Jimb376mfp Posts: 6,236 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    BD tricked me again. He ate his secret banana.

    Apparently I missed a lot in here.

    Last year I would sneak bananas into competitions where outside food was not allowed. I would eat them in a bathroom stall and was always worried about someone seeing my shadow or something and wondering what the *kitten* was going on in there.

    In what competition do illegal bananas give you an advantage? Trying to imagine how/why Bananas? K?
  • subcounter
    subcounter Posts: 2,382 Member
    Jimb376mfp wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    BD tricked me again. He ate his secret banana.

    Apparently I missed a lot in here.

    Last year I would sneak bananas into competitions where outside food was not allowed. I would eat them in a bathroom stall and was always worried about someone seeing my shadow or something and wondering what the *kitten* was going on in there.

    In what competition do illegal bananas give you an advantage? Trying to imagine how/why Bananas? K?

    Oh illegal banana's are the good stuff, normal ones are like:
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  • Wild_Daisies
    Wild_Daisies Posts: 318 Member
    :D:D
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  • Jimb376mfp
    Jimb376mfp Posts: 6,236 Member
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    LL5lifts wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Jimb376mfp wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    BD tricked me again. He ate his secret banana.

    Apparently I missed a lot in here.

    Last year I would sneak bananas into competitions where outside food was not allowed. I would eat them in a bathroom stall and was always worried about someone seeing my shadow or something and wondering what the *kitten* was going on in there.

    In what competition do illegal bananas give you an advantage? Trying to imagine how/why Bananas? K?

    I can't say too much in case they are watching me!!!
    Competitions held at high schools in which you spend the entire flipping day there and they provide all the food. Rarely food that is healthy. It is usually donuts, pizza, fast food places sometimes bring in large quantities of an item (sandwiches, burritos, etc). I try to stay healthy so I may or may not have a purse full of fruit, turkey sticks, protein bars, etc. They actually have said in years past that if you are caught eating outside food the school would be disqualified. They are easing up now because of all of the allergies and food restrictions so I can eat my banana in front of everyone!!

    competitions held at high schools...aka lucha libre wrestling tournaments

    THAT food list does not sound like wrasslin' to me?!?

    @lstrat115 WTF r u competing in?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I have no idea if he ate a banana anymore. I don't see any signs of it. But he did bring a toothbrush today. I guess he's spending the night at work tonight.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I think I found the Banana Alien Mutant Zombie's that can transform into Spiders evil lair.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I think I found the Banana Alien Mutant Zombie's that can transform into Spiders evil lair.

    You go check it out and let us know how that goes.....

    Should I bring a banana with me? Would a banana protect me or be dangerous.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I think I found the Banana Alien Mutant Zombie's that can transform into Spiders evil lair.

    You go check it out and let us know how that goes.....

    Should I bring a banana with me? Would a banana protect me or be dangerous.

    I think it will draw him towards you if he is in a banana eating mood, however it can be helpful because you can throw it away from you to distract him.

    I feel like the movie Aliens.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    BD ate a banana and Nutrigrain bar today.
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I think I found the Banana Alien Mutant Zombie's that can transform into Spiders evil lair.

    You go check it out and let us know how that goes.....

    Should I bring a banana with me? Would a banana protect me or be dangerous.

    I think it will draw him towards you if he is in a banana eating mood, however it can be helpful because you can throw it away from you to distract him.

    I feel like the movie Aliens.

    If a banana bursts from your chest, please go to the doctor.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited March 2017
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I think I found the Banana Alien Mutant Zombie's that can transform into Spiders evil lair.

    You go check it out and let us know how that goes.....

    Should I bring a banana with me? Would a banana protect me or be dangerous.

    I think it will draw him towards you if he is in a banana eating mood, however it can be helpful because you can throw it away from you to distract him.

    This. It is like when robbers bring steak to the house to distract the dogs. I am pretty sure that works outside of the movies as well?

    Banana AND NutriGrain bar? We have entered new territory!! Is there still a 2 liter?

    There is not a 2 liter. It's the smaller version, 2 of them, and diet coke only.
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I think I found the Banana Alien Mutant Zombie's that can transform into Spiders evil lair.

    You go check it out and let us know how that goes.....

    Should I bring a banana with me? Would a banana protect me or be dangerous.

    I think it will draw him towards you if he is in a banana eating mood, however it can be helpful because you can throw it away from you to distract him.

    This. It is like when robbers bring steak to the house to distract the dogs. I am pretty sure that works outside of the movies as well?

    Banana AND NutriGrain bar? We have entered new territory!! Is there still a 2 liter?

    There is not a 2 liter. It's the smaller version, 2 of them, and diet coke only.

    Two of them? He's planning on the implantation route. Don't eat any bananas. He may try to lure you in by offering you Soda. I think the nutrigrain bar is just a ruse.

    I hope banana dude is hitting his protein macros too
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  • Jimb376mfp
    Jimb376mfp Posts: 6,236 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    BD ate a banana and Nutrigrain bar today.

    Why not ask BD if he gave anything up for Lent?

  • PrincessTinyheart
    PrincessTinyheart Posts: 679 Member
    I'm imagining some pretty good "banana dude" memes right now. This is hilarious.
  • PrincessTinyheart
    PrincessTinyheart Posts: 679 Member
    edited March 2017
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    He's eating bananas and nutrigrain bars. And drinking "less" soda.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    *kitten* ! BD had a bottle of water today. This is revolutionary.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I really don't think you all understand what happened today. He drinks 2 liters of soda, EVERYDAY. Today, for the first time ever, he drank water........................................

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  • dc8066
    dc8066 Posts: 1,439 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    I really don't think you all understand what happened today. He drinks 2 liters of soda, EVERYDAY. Today, for the first time ever, he drank water........................................

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    Marked my calendar
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    I really don't think you all understand what happened today. He drinks 2 liters of soda, EVERYDAY. Today, for the first time ever, he drank water........................................

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    Allen's have definitely won.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited March 2017
    LL5lifts wrote: »
    I wonder if he somehow got a lobotomy at lunch time?

    Or is this the Banana-ing? The start of the take over of BAMZS.
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