Dude finally ate a banana

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  • LiveLoveFitFab
    LiveLoveFitFab Posts: 302 Member
    Just buy him a banana already and leave it on his desk.

    Report what happens. Thanks! >:)
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    edited March 2017
    My sister-in-law's husband used to drink a 2 liter of soda everyday on his commute to and from work. (That's in addition to more soda and beer at home, and overeating crap all day long.) He ended up in the hospital in a near-coma, diagnosed with diabetes (and a bunch of other weight related conditions) at age 32. He's probably not going to make it to 40. But he insists at least he'll die happy. But will he really? Because he seems pretty miserable to me. Sick all the time and not able to do much of anything. Really going downhill fast. I'd rather live happy than die happy, personally...
  • joans1976
    joans1976 Posts: 2,201 Member
    Anxiously awaiting today's water report.
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  • TheCounselorx
    TheCounselorx Posts: 1,182 Member
    just make sure you peel the grapes dude.... grape skin can kill you..... seriously....
  • Sara1791
    Sara1791 Posts: 760 Member
    Dude's gonna have caffeine withdrawal.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Just water today, no soda. WTF is happening here? He did get some coffee.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Maybe he is fixin' to do this?

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    And dude has a banana today.... I can't handle all this change.
  • joans1976
    joans1976 Posts: 2,201 Member
    My mind is so blown I can't even search for a mind blown gif.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    LL5lifts wrote: »
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    @cee134 I think you need to wear boots like this and see if Banana Dude thinks they are weird or perfectly normal. For science.

    Well, if it's for science.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Last I saw BD was headed towards an old abandoned building. I haven't seen him since.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Oh. Do you think it is full of bananas, aliens, zombies or mutant spiders?
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  • LittleHearseDriver
    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    Does he peel it from the bottom or the top?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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  • joans1976
    joans1976 Posts: 2,201 Member
    ^^^ ugh I love bananas I would be so pissed if this happened while I was browsing my bananas!
  • dc8066
    dc8066 Posts: 1,439 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
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    Is that him?
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Last I saw BD was headed towards an old abandoned building. I haven't seen him since.

    Perhaps this is where he hides his inter-dimensional transporter for traveling back to BD homeworld
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    joans1976 wrote: »
    ^^^ ugh I love bananas I would be so pissed if this happened while I was browsing my bananas!

    I think I would be pissed if that happened to me at any point during my day. :)
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Last I saw BD was headed towards an old abandoned building. I haven't seen him since.

    Perhaps this is where he hides his inter-dimensional transporter for traveling back to BD homeworld

    It's weird, he was eating really healthy, he walked towards an abandoned building, last I saw. Now he's back and eating like *kitten* again. Maybe that is how they have power over their banana alien mutant zombies that can transform into spiders, and he needed a recharge?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Last I saw BD was headed towards an old abandoned building. I haven't seen him since.

    Perhaps this is where he hides his inter-dimensional transporter for traveling back to BD homeworld

    It's weird, he was eating really healthy, he walked towards an abandoned building, last I saw. Now he's back and eating like *kitten* again. Maybe that is how they have power over their banana alien mutant zombies that can transform into spiders, and he needed a recharge?

    Oh, you might be onto something. Maybe you should walk down to the abandoned building at lunch and check it out.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Last I saw BD was headed towards an old abandoned building. I haven't seen him since.

    Perhaps this is where he hides his inter-dimensional transporter for traveling back to BD homeworld

    It's weird, he was eating really healthy, he walked towards an abandoned building, last I saw. Now he's back and eating like *kitten* again. Maybe that is how they have power over their banana alien mutant zombies that can transform into spiders, and he needed a recharge?

    Oh, you might be onto something. Maybe you should walk down to the abandoned building at lunch and check it out.

    Tough choice. Sounds like the point in the horror movie where you know its a bad idea for them to do it, but you just have to see
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    csbnga wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    csbnga wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Last I saw BD was headed towards an old abandoned building. I haven't seen him since.

    Perhaps this is where he hides his inter-dimensional transporter for traveling back to BD homeworld

    It's weird, he was eating really healthy, he walked towards an abandoned building, last I saw. Now he's back and eating like *kitten* again. Maybe that is how they have power over their banana alien mutant zombies that can transform into spiders, and he needed a recharge?

    Oh, you might be onto something. Maybe you should walk down to the abandoned building at lunch and check it out.

    Tough choice. Sounds like the point in the horror movie where you know its a bad idea for them to do it, but you just have to see

    Exactly. Like the time at work a patient came in saying there was a naked man walking down the street, swinging a running chain saw. Instead of staying in and waiting for the cops another co worker and I went walking around to see if we could see him.

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