Dude finally ate a banana

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  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Maybe it's just me, but I couldn't

    A) care about what my coworkers ate
    B ) invest any amount of time to even notice any kind of eating habit/pattern
    C) rationalize how anything other people ate was any of my businesses.

    I may be alone in this line of thinking, but this wouldn't be the first time.

    Because C.

    I'm not going to get into a MFP debate here, but it becomes my business when he leaves his food on my Cabinet. But I'm a nice guy and let him use it as a table. It does make a covenant table when you can't eat at your desk.

    I guess I should of brought up details like this before now...

    As concerned MFP residents, we are all excited about that dude, eating a banana! specially if he closed his eyes and daydreamed a bit while doing it! o:)
  • rebel_26
    rebel_26 Posts: 1,826 Member
    I hope he isn't dreaming about @cee134 while devouring it...that could be troublesome and make for an uncomfortable workplace setting...I guess some things are better left unsaid. Unfortunately whats seen cannot be unseen.
  • grayblackmfp
    grayblackmfp Posts: 140 Member
    And everyone at mfp, that has as good as seen
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
    thinking about that dude
  • canadianlbs
    canadianlbs Posts: 5,199 Member
    i would love to work with your colleague. the smell of bananas makes me carsick.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    MJFSH wrote: »
    thinking about that dude

    Update: Banana Dude brought a banana today and a nutri-grain bar. With his liter of diet coke. No monster. 2nd day in a row he brought a banana.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    MJFSH wrote: »
    thinking about that dude

    Update: Banana Dude brought a banana today and a nutri-grain bar. With his liter of diet coke. No monster. 2nd day in a row he brought a banana.

    I think bananas were on sale here $0.29/lb last week. Maybe he had an extra dollar and didn't know what to do with it

    He did have to buy nutri-grain bars. So.... and he always has a new liter of diet coke every day.
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    cosmiqrecovery Posts: 171 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited September 2016
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    MJFSH wrote: »
    thinking about that dude

    Update: Banana Dude brought a banana today and a nutri-grain bar. With his liter of diet coke. No monster. 2nd day in a row he brought a banana.

    I think bananas were on sale here $0.29/lb last week. Maybe he had an extra dollar and didn't know what to do with it

    If he had an extra dollar though, it seems Banana Dude would just buy some of the candy at the check out.

    Yeah. But literally mid-week he made his change. I wonder what happened? He's not fat but has gained noticeable weight since I started working here months and months ago. He's a nice guy and seems smart, but looks like a creepy 80's stalker.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited September 2016
    cee134 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    MJFSH wrote: »
    thinking about that dude

    Update: Banana Dude brought a banana today and a nutri-grain bar. With his liter of diet coke. No monster. 2nd day in a row he brought a banana.

    I think bananas were on sale here $0.29/lb last week. Maybe he had an extra dollar and didn't know what to do with it

    If he had an extra dollar though, it seems Banana Dude would just buy some of the candy at the check out.

    Yeah. But literally mid-week he made his change. I wonder what happened? He's not fat but has gained noticeable weight since I started working here months and months ago. He's a nice guy and seems smart, but looks like a creepy 80's stalker.

    1. he had a doctors appointment 2. he is having a midlife crisis 3. he is starting a sextual relationship

    Should I walk up to him randomly and ask him these questions? Also, I think he's in his mid to late 20's.
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    edited September 2016
    cee134 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    MJFSH wrote: »
    thinking about that dude

    Update: Banana Dude brought a banana today and a nutri-grain bar. With his liter of diet coke. No monster. 2nd day in a row he brought a banana.

    I think bananas were on sale here $0.29/lb last week. Maybe he had an extra dollar and didn't know what to do with it

    If he had an extra dollar though, it seems Banana Dude would just buy some of the candy at the check out.

    Yeah. But literally mid-week he made his change. I wonder what happened? He's not fat but has gained noticeable weight since I started working here months and months ago. He's a nice guy and seems smart, but looks like a creepy 80's stalker.

    1. he had a doctors appointment 2. he is having a midlife crisis 3. he is starting a sextual relationship

    Should I walk up to him randomly and ask him these questions? Also, I think he's in his mid to late 20's.

    No. Leave an anonymous note with boxes to check.
    Leave it in the snack cabinet.
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  • Jimb376mfp
    Jimb376mfp Posts: 6,236 Member
    His Dr told him his potassium levels were low...eat a banana a day.
    CASE CLOSED!
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  • MsAmandaNJ
    MsAmandaNJ Posts: 1,248 Member
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    I'd say this is me, but the banana wouldn't even get in my mouth. But it IS exactly what happened when I tried cottage cheese - it was so much worse than I anticipated.
  • canadianlbs
    canadianlbs Posts: 5,199 Member
    y'know, i've just skimmed the first and last pages of this, so maybe i'm just re-starting a theme that's been covered already. but no wonder it's so hard for people to change their lifestyles. it seems like once they get pigeonholed by the people around them, anything they do that is different gets attention and mockery. "oh yeah, ha ha. as if someone like you could eat the same stuff as someone like us.'

    if he were an mfp member saying 'i ate a banana!' wouldn't people be all 'go you, first steps, etc'? but he's a stranger and so it's almost like you guys want him to stay in that box that you're judging him for.

    just sayin'.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    y'know, i've just skimmed the first and last pages of this, so maybe i'm just re-starting a theme that's been covered already. but no wonder it's so hard for people to change their lifestyles. it seems like once they get pigeonholed by the people around them, anything they do that is different gets attention and mockery. "oh yeah, ha ha. as if someone like you could eat the same stuff as someone like us.'

    if he were an mfp member saying 'i ate a banana!' wouldn't people be all 'go you, first steps, etc'? but he's a stranger and so it's almost like you guys want him to stay in that box that you're judging him for.

    just sayin'.

    At no point have we judged him for eating bananas or not eating them. If he ever walks up to me and says, "I ate a banana" I'll be sure to tell him "go you, first steps." Also, no one in the office knows him as banana dude. It's a shame really.
  • MJFSH
    MJFSH Posts: 7,252 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    MJFSH wrote: »
    thinking about that dude

    Update: Banana Dude brought a banana today and a nutri-grain bar. With his liter of diet coke. No monster. 2nd day in a row he brought a banana.
    cee134 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    MJFSH wrote: »
    thinking about that dude

    Update: Banana Dude brought a banana today and a nutri-grain bar. With his liter of diet coke. No monster. 2nd day in a row he brought a banana.

    I think bananas were on sale here $0.29/lb last week. Maybe he had an extra dollar and didn't know what to do with it

    If he had an extra dollar though, it seems Banana Dude would just buy some of the candy at the check out.

    Yeah. But literally mid-week he made his change. I wonder what happened? He's not fat but has gained noticeable weight since I started working here months and months ago. He's a nice guy and seems smart, but looks like a creepy 80's stalker.

    1. he had a doctors appointment 2. he is having a midlife crisis 3. he is starting a sexual relationship

    I was wondering why banana dude has started with bananas, @LiftingLady5 summerized all the good reasons!
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