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JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I am confused as to why troopers are always so sexy. Is it the big doofy hat?
That reminds me of the time I got pulled over and I greeted the cop as Officer smiles because his name tag said S. Miles
How'd that go?1 -
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JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »Reckoner68 wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I am confused as to why troopers are always so sexy. Is it the big doofy hat?
That reminds me of the time I got pulled over and I greeted the cop as Officer smiles because his name tag said S. Miles
How'd that go?
$245 fine
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I need horror gold and all I have so far is a red riding hood tale with a mummy thrown in for no good reason1
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JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I am confused as to why troopers are always so sexy. Is it the big doofy hat?
That reminds me of the time I got pulled over and I greeted the cop as Officer smiles because his name tag said S. Miles
i’d have asked you out to dinner2 -
Reckoner68 wrote: »I need horror gold and all I have so far is a red riding hood tale with a mummy thrown in for no good reason
But grandmummy what big teeth you have!1 -
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JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I am confused as to why troopers are always so sexy. Is it the big doofy hat?
That reminds me of the time I got pulled over and I greeted the cop as Officer smiles because his name tag said S. Miles
i’d have asked you out to dinner
I'd have worn something slutty
you know what i like2 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I am confused as to why troopers are always so sexy. Is it the big doofy hat?
That reminds me of the time I got pulled over and I greeted the cop as Officer smiles because his name tag said S. Miles
i’d have asked you out to dinner
I'd have worn something slutty
you know what i like
...is this like, improv?
Yes, and...????1 -
JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I am confused as to why troopers are always so sexy. Is it the big doofy hat?
That reminds me of the time I got pulled over and I greeted the cop as Officer smiles because his name tag said S. Miles
i’d have asked you out to dinner
I'd have worn something slutty
That doesn't always work. That reminds me of many years ago, I was in my 20s and was on a road trip across Canada by myself. I spilled my coffee all over my pants, pulled over on the side of the highway to take them off until I got to a rest stop to get some put of my suitcase... I only had a winter coat on, boots and no pants, I got pulled over and still got a fine 😒2 -
_Miss_Chievous wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I am confused as to why troopers are always so sexy. Is it the big doofy hat?
That reminds me of the time I got pulled over and I greeted the cop as Officer smiles because his name tag said S. Miles
i’d have asked you out to dinner
I'd have worn something slutty
That doesn't always work. That reminds me of many years ago, I was in my 20s and was on a road trip across Canada by myself. I spilled my coffee all over my pants, pulled over on the side of the highway to take them off until I got to a rest stop to get some put of my suitcase... I only had a winter coat on, boots and no pants, I got pulled over and still got a fine 😒
it would work on me. I’d spring for the lobster0 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »_Miss_Chievous wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I am confused as to why troopers are always so sexy. Is it the big doofy hat?
That reminds me of the time I got pulled over and I greeted the cop as Officer smiles because his name tag said S. Miles
i’d have asked you out to dinner
I'd have worn something slutty
That doesn't always work. That reminds me of many years ago, I was in my 20s and was on a road trip across Canada by myself. I spilled my coffee all over my pants, pulled over on the side of the highway to take them off until I got to a rest stop to get some put of my suitcase... I only had a winter coat on, boots and no pants, I got pulled over and still got a fine 😒
it would work on me. I’d spring for the lobster
It would work on me, too. I think.1 -
_Miss_Chievous wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I am confused as to why troopers are always so sexy. Is it the big doofy hat?
That reminds me of the time I got pulled over and I greeted the cop as Officer smiles because his name tag said S. Miles
i’d have asked you out to dinner
I'd have worn something slutty
That doesn't always work. That reminds me of many years ago, I was in my 20s and was on a road trip across Canada by myself. I spilled my coffee all over my pants, pulled over on the side of the highway to take them off until I got to a rest stop to get some put of my suitcase... I only had a winter coat on, boots and no pants, I got pulled over and still got a fine 😒
He should be taken to jail for that !0 -
I’ll be 40 this week- realistically my life is likely half way over - 🤷♂️ speaking of - what up @Reckoner68 @tinkerhellraiser2
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tinkerhellraiser wrote: »i got major nap guilt rn bc i fell asleep for like 3 hours and my 10 year old took care of everything instead of waking me up and idk why but it’s killing me like makes me want to cry
It's practice for independence, it'll be OK1 -
I’ll be 40 this week- realistically my life is likely half way over - 🤷♂️ speaking of - what up @Reckoner68 @tinkerhellraiser
y’all are so OLD.🤣 happy bday peeps.3 -
I’ll be 40 this week- realistically my life is likely half way over - 🤷♂️ speaking of - what up @Reckoner68 @tinkerhellraiser
Yeah, honestly I didn't expect to make it this far. And it's not here yet, maybe I won't? Who knows. I always get like this tho2 -
tinkerhellraiser wrote: »I’ll be 40 this week- realistically my life is likely half way over - 🤷♂️ speaking of - what up @Reckoner68 @tinkerhellraiserReckoner68 wrote: »I’ll be 40 this week- realistically my life is likely half way over - 🤷♂️ speaking of - what up @Reckoner68 @tinkerhellraiser
Yeah, honestly I didn't expect to make it this far. And it's not here yet, maybe I won't? Who knows. I always get like this tho
we should have a party
...I thought this was the party? I'm down tho. 40 for me too this year so /flex1 -
Reckoner68 wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »I’ll be 40 this week- realistically my life is likely half way over - 🤷♂️ speaking of - what up @Reckoner68 @tinkerhellraiserReckoner68 wrote: »I’ll be 40 this week- realistically my life is likely half way over - 🤷♂️ speaking of - what up @Reckoner68 @tinkerhellraiser
Yeah, honestly I didn't expect to make it this far. And it's not here yet, maybe I won't? Who knows. I always get like this tho
we should have a party
...I thought this was the party? I'm down tho. 40 for me too this year so /flex
Same.1 -
I’ll be 40 this week- realistically my life is likely half way over - 🤷♂️ speaking of - what up @Reckoner68 @tinkerhellraiser
😒just wait it gets better🙄 yup all downhill and easy like....but yay you!🤘😏
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Reckoner68 wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »i got major nap guilt rn bc i fell asleep for like 3 hours and my 10 year old took care of everything instead of waking me up and idk why but it’s killing me like makes me want to cry
It's practice for independence, it'll be OK
You are good....🙌 ....and right @tinkerhellraiser 💗....they are probably proud of the responsibility and you're so sweet I'm sure they look for ways to help mom....it's hard to let them grow up I know.....but you're helping them too not taking advantage and that's a huge difference👍🤗1 -
tinkerhellraiser wrote: »@Reckoner68 @Cowsfan1 have yall noticed that time has started moving faster now? my moms used to say that was “the quickening” but i think she ripped off that word from the Highlander
That definitely sounds like Highlander, for sure. Did she ever say "There can be only one" by any chance?
Yeah, time's going faster, because I waste a lot of my days waiting for my few hours of "freedom"
Treating every moment like a gift does not seem to help, no matter how many times I write it in cursive font on a plaque that I hang in the kitchen1 -
tinkerhellraiser wrote: »Reckoner68 wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »@Reckoner68 @Cowsfan1 have yall noticed that time has started moving faster now? my moms used to say that was “the quickening” but i think she ripped off that word from the Highlander
That definitely sounds like Highlander, for sure. Did she ever say "There can be only one" by any chance?
Yeah, time's going faster, because I waste a lot of my days waiting for my few hours of "freedom"
Treating every moment like a gift does not seem to help, no matter how many times I write it in cursive font on a plaque that I hang in the kitchen
u need to write in all caps, kinda threatening
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
That why it’s called THE PRESENT !!1 -
tinkerhellraiser wrote: »Reckoner68 wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »@Reckoner68 @Cowsfan1 have yall noticed that time has started moving faster now? my moms used to say that was “the quickening” but i think she ripped off that word from the Highlander
That definitely sounds like Highlander, for sure. Did she ever say "There can be only one" by any chance?
Yeah, time's going faster, because I waste a lot of my days waiting for my few hours of "freedom"
Treating every moment like a gift does not seem to help, no matter how many times I write it in cursive font on a plaque that I hang in the kitchen
u need to write in all caps, kinda threatening
EVERY DAY IS A GIFT
That why it’s called THE PRESENT !!
"He almost made it to 40. We're not sure what did him in..."
....but my ghost knows
my
ghost
knows
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tinkerhellraiser wrote: »@Reckoner68 @Cowsfan1 have yall noticed that time has started moving faster now? my moms used to say that was “the quickening” but i think she ripped off that word from the Highlander
And yeah the older we get the faster this train goes yo -1 -
tinkerhellraiser wrote: »@Reckoner68 @Cowsfan1 have yall noticed that time has started moving faster now? my moms used to say that was “the quickening” but i think she ripped off that word from the Highlander
Do you guys ever feel like you should feel 40 but don’t - like I should feel like a responsibile adult - most days I still feel like a punk kid that refuses to buy a suit 🤷♂️2 -
tinkerhellraiser wrote: »@Reckoner68 @Cowsfan1 have yall noticed that time has started moving faster now? my moms used to say that was “the quickening” but i think she ripped off that word from the Highlander
Do you guys ever feel like you should feel 40 but don’t - like I should feel like a responsibile adult - most days I still feel like a punk kid that refuses to buy a suit 🤷♂️
I legitimately feel like I've been on borrowed time for a few years, and most days it's kinda a curiosity to me that I'm still here. I don't feel young, I just feel tired1 -
tinkerhellraiser wrote: »tinkerhellraiser wrote: »@Reckoner68 @Cowsfan1 have yall noticed that time has started moving faster now? my moms used to say that was “the quickening” but i think she ripped off that word from the Highlander
Do you guys ever feel like you should feel 40 but don’t - like I should feel like a responsibile adult - most days I still feel like a punk kid that refuses to buy a suit 🤷♂️
sometimes i feel like a kid and sometimes i feel ancient but ya i refuse to buy a suit or have a 9-5 bc *kitten* the man
Lol I work for the man - twice in the last month I’ve been told I look like Eminem and vanilla ice lol - so maybe im really just a Middle Aged white rapper not a punk kid ??1
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