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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I am confused as to why troopers are always so sexy. Is it the big doofy hat?
....are they wearing pants? I can't recall the uniform. If they're not wearing pants, could that be why?1 -
Reckoner68 wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I am confused as to why troopers are always so sexy. Is it the big doofy hat?
....are they wearing pants? I can't recall the uniform. If they're not wearing pants, could that be why?
every day except pantsless Tuesday2 -
JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I am confused as to why troopers are always so sexy. Is it the big doofy hat?
That reminds me of the time I got pulled over and I greeted the cop as Officer smiles because his name tag said S. Miles
How'd that go?1 -
JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »Reckoner68 wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I am confused as to why troopers are always so sexy. Is it the big doofy hat?
That reminds me of the time I got pulled over and I greeted the cop as Officer smiles because his name tag said S. Miles
How'd that go?
$245 fine
His name was a *lie*3 -
I need horror gold and all I have so far is a red riding hood tale with a mummy thrown in for no good reason1
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JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I am confused as to why troopers are always so sexy. Is it the big doofy hat?
That reminds me of the time I got pulled over and I greeted the cop as Officer smiles because his name tag said S. Miles
i’d have asked you out to dinner2 -
Reckoner68 wrote: »I need horror gold and all I have so far is a red riding hood tale with a mummy thrown in for no good reason
But grandmummy what big teeth you have!1 -
JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I am confused as to why troopers are always so sexy. Is it the big doofy hat?
That reminds me of the time I got pulled over and I greeted the cop as Officer smiles because his name tag said S. Miles
i’d have asked you out to dinner
I'd have worn something slutty
you know what i like2 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I am confused as to why troopers are always so sexy. Is it the big doofy hat?
That reminds me of the time I got pulled over and I greeted the cop as Officer smiles because his name tag said S. Miles
i’d have asked you out to dinner
I'd have worn something slutty
you know what i like
...is this like, improv?
Yes, and...????1 -
JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I am confused as to why troopers are always so sexy. Is it the big doofy hat?
That reminds me of the time I got pulled over and I greeted the cop as Officer smiles because his name tag said S. Miles
i’d have asked you out to dinner
I'd have worn something slutty
That doesn't always work. That reminds me of many years ago, I was in my 20s and was on a road trip across Canada by myself. I spilled my coffee all over my pants, pulled over on the side of the highway to take them off until I got to a rest stop to get some put of my suitcase... I only had a winter coat on, boots and no pants, I got pulled over and still got a fine 😒2 -
_Miss_Chievous wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I am confused as to why troopers are always so sexy. Is it the big doofy hat?
That reminds me of the time I got pulled over and I greeted the cop as Officer smiles because his name tag said S. Miles
i’d have asked you out to dinner
I'd have worn something slutty
That doesn't always work. That reminds me of many years ago, I was in my 20s and was on a road trip across Canada by myself. I spilled my coffee all over my pants, pulled over on the side of the highway to take them off until I got to a rest stop to get some put of my suitcase... I only had a winter coat on, boots and no pants, I got pulled over and still got a fine 😒
it would work on me. I’d spring for the lobster0 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »_Miss_Chievous wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I am confused as to why troopers are always so sexy. Is it the big doofy hat?
That reminds me of the time I got pulled over and I greeted the cop as Officer smiles because his name tag said S. Miles
i’d have asked you out to dinner
I'd have worn something slutty
That doesn't always work. That reminds me of many years ago, I was in my 20s and was on a road trip across Canada by myself. I spilled my coffee all over my pants, pulled over on the side of the highway to take them off until I got to a rest stop to get some put of my suitcase... I only had a winter coat on, boots and no pants, I got pulled over and still got a fine 😒
it would work on me. I’d spring for the lobster
It would work on me, too. I think.1 -
_Miss_Chievous wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »I am confused as to why troopers are always so sexy. Is it the big doofy hat?
That reminds me of the time I got pulled over and I greeted the cop as Officer smiles because his name tag said S. Miles
i’d have asked you out to dinner
I'd have worn something slutty
That doesn't always work. That reminds me of many years ago, I was in my 20s and was on a road trip across Canada by myself. I spilled my coffee all over my pants, pulled over on the side of the highway to take them off until I got to a rest stop to get some put of my suitcase... I only had a winter coat on, boots and no pants, I got pulled over and still got a fine 😒
He should be taken to jail for that !0 -
I’ll be 40 this week- realistically my life is likely half way over - 🤷♂️ speaking of - what up @Reckoner68 @tinkerhellraiser2
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tinkerhellraiser wrote: »i got major nap guilt rn bc i fell asleep for like 3 hours and my 10 year old took care of everything instead of waking me up and idk why but it’s killing me like makes me want to cry
It's practice for independence, it'll be OK1 -
I’ll be 40 this week- realistically my life is likely half way over - 🤷♂️ speaking of - what up @Reckoner68 @tinkerhellraiser
y’all are so OLD.🤣 happy bday peeps.3
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