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  • Unknown
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  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Dilemma scenario:

    "Does this dress make my butt look big?"

    Responses:

    1. " No, of course not."
    2. " Yes, take it off.

    Maybe it's like a choose your adventure. Many worlds interpretation.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    s131951 wrote: »
    Dilemma scenario:

    "Does this dress make my butt look big?"

    Responses:

    1. " No, of course not."
    2. " Yes, take it off.

    Maybe it's like a choose your adventure. Many worlds interpretation.

    3. No, take it off.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    Dilemma scenario:

    "Does this dress make my butt look big?"

    Responses:

    1. " No, of course not."
    2. " Yes, take it off.

    Maybe it's like a choose your adventure. Many worlds interpretation.

    3. No, take it off.

    Touche.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    s131951 wrote: »
    Dilemma scenario:

    "Does this dress make my butt look big?"

    Responses:

    1. " No, of course not."
    2. " Yes, take it off.

    Maybe it's like a choose your adventure. Many worlds interpretation.

    correct answer imo is usually just to pinch her butt with maybe a "looks good to me"
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    Dilemma scenario:

    "Does this dress make my butt look big?"

    Responses:

    1. " No, of course not."
    2. " Yes, take it off.

    Maybe it's like a choose your adventure. Many worlds interpretation.

    correct answer imo is usually just to pinch her butt with maybe a "looks good to me"

    Quite. Big is relative though. Usually in the context asked it is an undesired thing. I spend to much time explaining my rationale.
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  • Dakase83
    Dakase83 Posts: 2,524 Member
    CaliValleyGirl wrote: »
    I wish I had friends, like real friends. I'm social phobic so I don't generally make or keep friends. I'm also very awkward so I generally shy away from people because I never know what to say and it always comes out wrong or I make myself look weird.

    Today was rough. I thought I had a friend at work, and it turns out she wasn't. That really sucked. Really ruined my night.

    You are my spirit animal.. I literally have 2 people I call "friends". One has been my bestie for 25 years and the other I am married to.

    Work friends are difficult because you never know if they are just being friendly and nice cause they have to be or if they genuinely care. Either way, I am sorry that that person let you down :heart: hugs
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    edited October 2019
    1sphere wrote: »
    What if human appearance can only be understood by humans, and animals see us as looking all the same

    I think this is an interesting thought, though I've watched and read about studies on crows/ravens recognizing the same person even in a different outfit.

    I love these type of thoughts.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    RiderOfWestern wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    Dilemma scenario:

    "Does this dress make my butt look big?"

    Responses:

    1. " No, of course not."
    2. " Yes, take it off.

    Maybe it's like a choose your adventure. Many worlds interpretation.

    3. No, take it off.

    4. No, the butt makes the butt look big

    5. No, nothing can make that butt look big

    All my circuits are frying now.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Wait, crying, maybe? This isn't a game. The frying/crying game.
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
    1sphere wrote: »
    What if human appearance can only be understood by humans, and animals see us as looking all the same

    So you're saying the deer think I'm a 10 :)
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Any dear deer worth it's antlers or hide.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    Dilemma scenario:

    "Does this dress make my butt look big?"

    Responses:

    1. " No, of course not."
    2. " Yes, take it off.

    Maybe it's like a choose your adventure. Many worlds interpretation.

    correct answer imo is usually just to pinch her butt with maybe a "looks good to me"

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  • ghudson92
    ghudson92 Posts: 2,061 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    Dilemma scenario:

    "Does this dress make my butt look big?"

    Responses:

    1. " No, of course not."
    2. " Yes, take it off.

    Maybe it's like a choose your adventure. Many worlds interpretation.

    correct answer imo is usually just to pinch her butt with maybe a "looks good to me"

    You are a wise wise man
  • CaliValleyGirl
    CaliValleyGirl Posts: 744 Member
    I'm exhausted today in every possible way. Which means work is going to be trying my my patience. I'm going to get my flu shot at work today. Maybe I'll get lucky and get sick. Then I wouldn't feel guilty about staying home.
  • melissawill2017
    melissawill2017 Posts: 1,131 Member
    Why do I stay up late extremely late every night- only so I can feel like *kitten* the next day? Lesson never learned😒
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    i looked everywhere and cant find any seasonal leggings with pumpkins on the *kitten* smh

    I'll put some on with puffy paint.
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    i looked everywhere and cant find any seasonal leggings with pumpkins on the *kitten* smh

    @tinkerhellraiser
    https://leggingsoutfitters.com/search?q=pumpkin

    This help?
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    s131951 wrote: »
    1sphere wrote: »
    What if human appearance can only be understood by humans, and animals see us as looking all the same

    I think this is an interesting thought, though I've watched and read about studies on crows/ravens recognizing the same person even in a different outfit.

    I love these type of thoughts.

    Lol, I had a similar thought last night. Wondered if my cat knows how frigging cute he is 😽
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    theresa120 wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    1sphere wrote: »
    What if human appearance can only be understood by humans, and animals see us as looking all the same

    I think this is an interesting thought, though I've watched and read about studies on crows/ravens recognizing the same person even in a different outfit.

    I love these type of thoughts.

    Lol, I had a similar thought last night. Wondered if my cat knows how frigging cute he is 😽

    He is a cat, so yes, he does.
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    s131951 wrote: »
    theresa120 wrote: »
    s131951 wrote: »
    1sphere wrote: »
    What if human appearance can only be understood by humans, and animals see us as looking all the same

    I think this is an interesting thought, though I've watched and read about studies on crows/ravens recognizing the same person even in a different outfit.

    I love these type of thoughts.

    Lol, I had a similar thought last night. Wondered if my cat knows how frigging cute he is 😽

    He is a cat, so yes, he does.

    Hmm, so all this time, he’s been playing coy.... thanks for clearing that up
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    i looked everywhere and cant find any seasonal leggings with pumpkins on the *kitten* smh

    @tinkerhellraiser
    https://leggingsoutfitters.com/search?q=pumpkin

    This help?

    a lot of these are super cute <3 but i created these ones in my mind’s eye like this

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    These are cute.

    Let me see what I can find like your design.
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    i looked everywhere and cant find any seasonal leggings with pumpkins on the *kitten* smh

    @tinkerhellraiser
    https://leggingsoutfitters.com/search?q=pumpkin

    This help?

    a lot of these are super cute <3 but i created these ones in my mind’s eye like this

    ez578oe6pcbz.jpeg


    xybqmifkk8jw.jpg
    These are cute.

    Let me see what I can find like your design.

    omg u are awesome <3 if u end up finding them i will totally order and take pic

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    Closest I could find.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    Nice pumpkins, or would they be rump-kins in this case? I have a new pet name for someone now. . . any volunteers?
  • _sw33tp3a_11
    _sw33tp3a_11 Posts: 4,692 Member
    I get more texts from retail stores than I do from real people 🤦‍♀️
  • LiftingSpirits
    LiftingSpirits Posts: 2,207 Member
    isalsayourface123 wrote: »
    George_of_the_Jungle wrote: »
    melissawill2017 wrote: »
    Is wondering why MFP is acting like a *kitten* today, ugh!!’ So glitchy🤬

    Today you say?

    Probably tomorrow too

    Judging by my feed it appears you were correct!
  • LiftingSpirits
    LiftingSpirits Posts: 2,207 Member
    s131951 wrote: »
    1sphere wrote: »
    What if human appearance can only be understood by humans, and animals see us as looking all the same

    I think this is an interesting thought, though I've watched and read about studies on crows/ravens recognizing the same person even in a different outfit.

    I love these type of thoughts.

    I am pretty sure geese recognize people too 🤷‍♀️

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