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  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
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    Keep_on_cardio wrote: »
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    I’m carrying those blue balls, when I’m 80!

    Always good for fondling
  • Keep_on_cardio
    Keep_on_cardio Posts: 4,166 Member
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    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    Keep_on_cardio wrote: »
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    I’m carrying those blue balls, when I’m 80!

    Always good for fondling

    That’s what the reviews said!

    Shhhh... I’m beginning to think, I don’t have a one of a kind pocket purse. 😐
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
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    Keep_on_cardio wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    Keep_on_cardio wrote: »
    jdpy6590bfv1.jpeg

    I’m carrying those blue balls, when I’m 80!

    Always good for fondling

    That’s what the reviews said!

    Shhhh... I’m beginning to think, I don’t have a one of a kind pocket purse. 😐
    They’re all one of a kind, that’s the joy
  • Keep_on_cardio
    Keep_on_cardio Posts: 4,166 Member
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    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    Keep_on_cardio wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    Keep_on_cardio wrote: »
    jdpy6590bfv1.jpeg

    I’m carrying those blue balls, when I’m 80!

    Always good for fondling

    That’s what the reviews said!

    Shhhh... I’m beginning to think, I don’t have a one of a kind pocket purse. 😐
    They’re all one of a kind, that’s the joy

    Is there a special marking, that makes them one of a kind.. where do I find it? Between the balls? Or ?
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
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    Keep_on_cardio wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    Keep_on_cardio wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    Keep_on_cardio wrote: »
    jdpy6590bfv1.jpeg

    I’m carrying those blue balls, when I’m 80!

    Always good for fondling

    That’s what the reviews said!

    Shhhh... I’m beginning to think, I don’t have a one of a kind pocket purse. 😐
    They’re all one of a kind, that’s the joy

    Is there a special marking, that makes them one of a kind.. where do I find it? Between the balls? Or ?

    I guess you’ll have to check yours and get back to me
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    laprimaJenny wrote: »
    I've never heard such a rigmarole. :D

    https://www.sciencealert.com/people-who-pick-up-grammar-mistakes-jerks-scientists-find

    I knew I was right 🤷🏽‍♂️😂
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited January 2019
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    After all the rigamarole @caco_ethes caused by changing her tax status and then 10 other people followed suit, we have to re-enter all the timesheets which means payroll will be late!

    This has never happened before, I'll have to call the bank and investigate our options, it's already after 11:30, somebody better still be there...this is going to wreck my plans tonight, if I'm going to be that late, I might as well not go at all...Ugh Hank!
  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
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    lelebandicoot wrote: »
    How to squeeze this fart out without people noticing because we have guests over and I don't want to be rude but I want to release the beast yano

    Move a table on a hard floor to cover sound and light candels with a match to cover smells.

    #protip
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
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    lelebandicoot wrote: »
    How to squeeze this fart out without people noticing because we have guests over and I don't want to be rude but I want to release the beast yano

    Just walk it out, cropdust those mofos
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    A nap but I really need to pack for Jamaica instead.
  • The_Devil_In_Miss_Jones_
    The_Devil_In_Miss_Jones_ Posts: 2,069 Member
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    Trying to sleep, but now I'm thinking too much about going to sleep. Also, thinking about that time I waved at someone who was waving at someone else in 2011.
  • Keep_on_cardio
    Keep_on_cardio Posts: 4,166 Member
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    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    The thirst in these forums is ubiquitous, the fact that I’m not getting any is bubkiss



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  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
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    CookingWithCumin wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    The supposed, splendiferous day has been surprisingly humdrum without sister’s rigmarole. I feel that I’ve come to treasure all the guffaws she gifts me and other lessers. However, I understand her needing taking a break and study her dictionary, I commend hard work and look forward to her future portentous tales.

    You kiss your mother with that filthy mouth?

    If not I’ll take it

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