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  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
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    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    CookingWithCumin wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    The supposed, splendiferous day has been surprisingly humdrum without sister’s rigmarole. I feel that I’ve come to treasure all the guffaws she gifts me and other lessers. However, I understand her needing taking a break and study her dictionary, I commend hard work and look forward to her future portentous tales.

    You kiss your mother with that filthy mouth?

    No, I kiss your mother with this filthy mouth.

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  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
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    CookingWithCumin wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    CookingWithCumin wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    The supposed, splendiferous day has been surprisingly humdrum without sister’s rigmarole. I feel that I’ve come to treasure all the guffaws she gifts me and other lessers. However, I understand her needing taking a break and study her dictionary, I commend hard work and look forward to her future portentous tales.

    You kiss your mother with that filthy mouth?

    No, I kiss your mother with this filthy mouth.

    You're the reason why my dad left

    My coworker was confused as to why I just burst out laughing
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
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    CookingWithCumin wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    CookingWithCumin wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    CookingWithCumin wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    CookingWithCumin wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    The supposed, splendiferous day has been surprisingly humdrum without sister’s rigmarole. I feel that I’ve come to treasure all the guffaws she gifts me and other lessers. However, I understand her needing taking a break and study her dictionary, I commend hard work and look forward to her future portentous tales.

    You kiss your mother with that filthy mouth?

    No, I kiss your mother with this filthy mouth.

    You're the reason why my dad left

    I’m not sorry. Now call me Mommy.

    You kiss your adopted son with that filthy mouth?

    Not until after a night with your Mother.

    I'm getting pregnant as a teen to make your life hell, MOM

    On it
  • MrSunshinez
    MrSunshinez Posts: 573 Member
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    All I can think about now is Don Jr. running into a glass door.
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
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    kace_kay wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    The thirst in these forums is ubiquitous, the fact that I’m not getting any is bubkiss

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    🤗🤗🤗
  • Nicksmom106
    Nicksmom106 Posts: 1,624 Member
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    MrSunshinez wrote: »
    All I can think about now is Don Jr. running into a glass door.

    Hahahahaha
  • MrSunshinez
    MrSunshinez Posts: 573 Member
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    Nicksmom106 wrote: »
    MrSunshinez wrote: »
    All I can think about now is Don Jr. running into a glass door.

    Hahahahaha

    You didn't believe me did you? I've got superpowers! :D
  • Nicksmom106
    Nicksmom106 Posts: 1,624 Member
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    You gots em oh knower of all things! 😂👍👏❤
  • MrSunshinez
    MrSunshinez Posts: 573 Member
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    Nicksmom106 wrote: »
    You gots em oh knower of all things! 😂👍👏❤

    Oh that's sweet <3:) It's more like this...

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  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
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    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
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    Lolol
  • 777Gemma888
    777Gemma888 Posts: 9,578 Member
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    CookingWithCumin wrote: »
    So R Kelly is in trouble with the law.

    Is this the remix to conviction, hot and fresh into prison?

    Lifetime’s six-part documentary,Surviving R. Kelly is the reason behind the new criminal investigation in GA.
  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
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    CookingWithCumin wrote: »
    So R Kelly is in trouble with the law.

    Is this the remix to conviction, hot and fresh into prison?

    Better not be rolling that body or he will have all the men in there wishin'.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    alywei3773 wrote: »
    CookingWithCumin wrote: »
    So R Kelly is in trouble with the law.

    Is this the remix to conviction, hot and fresh into prison?

    Better not be rolling that body or he will have all the men in there wishin'.

    I've never wanted such a wish to come true, but maybe this is one that's been earned
  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
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    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    The supposed, splendiferous day has been surprisingly humdrum without sister’s rigmarole. I feel that I’ve come to treasure all the guffaws she gifts me and other lessers. However, I understand her needing to take a break and study her dictionary, I commend hard work and look forward to her future portentous tales.

    Goodness...your Thesaurical articualated harangue is grandly concupiscent! <3
  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
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    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    CookingWithCumin wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    The supposed, splendiferous day has been surprisingly humdrum without sister’s rigmarole. I feel that I’ve come to treasure all the guffaws she gifts me and other lessers. However, I understand her needing taking a break and study her dictionary, I commend hard work and look forward to her future portentous tales.

    You kiss your mother with that filthy mouth?

    No, I kiss your mother with this filthy mouth.

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    You sure go diamonds quickly.

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