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  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
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    alywei3773 wrote: »
    So R Kelly is in trouble with the law.

    Is this the remix to conviction, hot and fresh into prison?

    Better not be rolling that body or he will have all the men in there wishin'.

    I'm not trying to be rude here but

    Pretty girl can I be feelin' you?

    It isn't rude if there is Crystal poppin' in the stretch Navigator.

    Also, how hot and fresh are these girls that he is able to finagle them into his kitchen with the reputation that precedes him? Like, who is the woman that is approached by R. Kelly and doesn't just give him an immediate "No thank you, Sir".
  • SirMxyzptlk
    SirMxyzptlk Posts: 841 Member
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    alywei3773 wrote: »
    alywei3773 wrote: »
    So R Kelly is in trouble with the law.

    Is this the remix to conviction, hot and fresh into prison?

    Better not be rolling that body or he will have all the men in there wishin'.

    I'm not trying to be rude here but

    Pretty girl can I be feelin' you?

    It isn't rude if there is Crystal poppin' in the stretch Navigator.

    Also, how hot and fresh are these girls that he is able to finagle them into his kitchen with the reputation that precedes him? Like, who is the woman that is approached by R. Kelly and doesn't just give him an immediate "No thank you, Sir".

    But every song's like gold teeth, Grey Goose, trippin' in the bathroom
    Bloodstains, ball gowns, trashin' the hotel room
    We don't care, we're driving Cadillacs in our dreams
    But everybody's like Cristal, Maybach, diamonds on your timepiece
    Jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash
    We don't care, we aren't caught up in your love affair
    And we'll never be royals
    It don't run in our blood
    That kind of lux just ain't for us
    We crave a different kind of buzz
    Let me be your ruler, you can call me Queen B
    And baby I'll rule (I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule)
    Let me live that fantasy

    https://youtu.be/nlcIKh6sBtc
  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
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    alywei3773 wrote: »
    alywei3773 wrote: »
    So R Kelly is in trouble with the law.

    Is this the remix to conviction, hot and fresh into prison?

    Better not be rolling that body or he will have all the men in there wishin'.

    I'm not trying to be rude here but

    Pretty girl can I be feelin' you?

    It isn't rude if there is Crystal poppin' in the stretch Navigator.

    Also, how hot and fresh are these girls that he is able to finagle them into his kitchen with the reputation that precedes him? Like, who is the woman that is approached by R. Kelly and doesn't just give him an immediate "No thank you, Sir".

    Anytime you compare a woman to a car, I believe she is legally obligated to allow you to test drive

    Re: "remind me of my Lexus coupe"

    Test drive as in the standard 5 turns? If so, that is...generous.
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
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    I have to find a new job
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    All these things:

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  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
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    All these things:

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    When do you leave?
    I want some of that Jamaican Rum, please, kthx.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    All these things:

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    When do you leave?
    I want some of that Jamaican Rum, please, kthx.

    4 am Monday morning!

    I will send you some direct!

    My plan for today it to find out how much Jamaican Rum and Blue Mountain coffee I am allowed to bring back! :joy:
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
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    All these things:

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    When do you leave?
    I want some of that Jamaican Rum, please, kthx.

    4 am Monday morning!

    I will send you some direct!

    My plan for today it to find out how much Jamaican Rum and Blue Mountain coffee I am allowed to bring back! :joy:

    Have a great time :)
  • Dakase83
    Dakase83 Posts: 2,524 Member
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    Lunch...
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Male country singers talk about how good they are to women, while female country singers talk about how terrible the men are. What gives?
  • Keep_on_cardio
    Keep_on_cardio Posts: 4,166 Member
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    Whenever it’s too hot in here, MFP breaks.

    Slow down...
  • 777Gemma888
    777Gemma888 Posts: 9,578 Member
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    alywei3773 wrote: »
    So R Kelly is in trouble with the law.

    Is this the remix to conviction, hot and fresh into prison?

    Better not be rolling that body or he will have all the men in there wishin'.

    I've never wanted such a wish to come true, but maybe this is one that's been earned

    Drake will be next, with his onstage antics @teen girls.
  • 777Gemma888
    777Gemma888 Posts: 9,578 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    Male country singers talk about how good they are to women, while female country singers talk about how terrible the men are. What gives?

    High expectations?
  • 777Gemma888
    777Gemma888 Posts: 9,578 Member
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    Whenever it’s too hot in here, MFP breaks.

    Slow down...

    Truth!
  • kinetixtrainer2
    kinetixtrainer2 Posts: 9,208 Member
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    I have to find a new job

    Why what’s up?
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
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    I have to find a new job

    Why what’s up?

    They keep fiddling around with pay