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  • KickassAmazon76
    KickassAmazon76 Posts: 4,679 Member
    I just asked google voice why corn flakes were invented...

    I wasn't expecting that answer.


    How on earth would corn flakes accomplish that goal? For reals? Oh... We controlled our excessive intercourse and *kitten* by having Corn Flakes for breakfast every day! Try some and see for yourself!

    Worst. Marketing. Strategy. EVER. HAHAHA
  • _Miss_chievous_
    _Miss_chievous_ Posts: 2,765 Member
    I just asked google voice why corn flakes were invented...

    I wasn't expecting that answer.


    How on earth would corn flakes accomplish that goal? For reals? Oh... We controlled our excessive intercourse and *kitten* by having Corn Flakes for breakfast every day! Try some and see for yourself!

    Worst. Marketing. Strategy. EVER. HAHAHA

    I know right?! 🤣🤣🤣😅

    Btw.... your profile picture 😍 hot!
  • KickassAmazon76
    KickassAmazon76 Posts: 4,679 Member
    I just asked google voice why corn flakes were invented...

    I wasn't expecting that answer.


    How on earth would corn flakes accomplish that goal? For reals? Oh... We controlled our excessive intercourse and *kitten* by having Corn Flakes for breakfast every day! Try some and see for yourself!

    Worst. Marketing. Strategy. EVER. HAHAHA

    I know right?! 🤣🤣🤣😅

    Btw.... your profile picture 😍 hot!

    Thank you! It's the one night a year that I feel like a rock star! (I sing in a band at a Cancer Research fundraiser annual event).
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    iMago wrote: »
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    Who is Ed Sheeran ?

    .... and how long has he lived in Portsmouth, Ohio ??
  • wwwtheselion11
    wwwtheselion11 Posts: 422 Member
    ayeeeeeeok wrote: »
    The fact I’m turning 26 in 2 months but I feel about 100

    Well you looking 22. Be happy with that
  • wwwtheselion11
    wwwtheselion11 Posts: 422 Member
    I turn 49 in about a month. I feel about 26

    That's just extremely sexy to read. Good for you. Im turning 37. I feel like 47, but i looking like im 27. Don't mind the grey hairs
  • wwwtheselion11
    wwwtheselion11 Posts: 422 Member
    I'm 38 going on 12.

    Sounds like a mental health issues
  • wwwtheselion11
    wwwtheselion11 Posts: 422 Member
    ayeeeeeeok wrote: »
    You’re as old as you feel I guess 🤷🏻‍♀️ me = 👵🏼

    I hope not i just wrote i feel like im 47.
  • wwwtheselion11
    wwwtheselion11 Posts: 422 Member
    I'm getting really excited for March to arrive. Not only am I done chemotherapy on the 12th but I'm going to see Pearl Jam on my Birthday on the 22nd! 😊

    Awesome i would love to go see pearl jam in concert.
  • wwwtheselion11
    wwwtheselion11 Posts: 422 Member
    Well a couple of things. First is my stocks. then its my March weight. Will i reach my goal at 160. 10 pounds i need to loose. Can i be 165 by Friday?
  • wwwtheselion11
    wwwtheselion11 Posts: 422 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
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    Who is Ed Sheeran ?

    .... and how long has he lived in Portsmouth, Ohio ??

    Dude doesn't look human
  • wwwtheselion11
    wwwtheselion11 Posts: 422 Member
    I'm 38 going on 12.

    Sounds like a mental health issues

    How?

    I don't make fun of mental health

    No you tell me how you're the one who stated 12
  • _Miss_chievous_
    _Miss_chievous_ Posts: 2,765 Member
    I'm 38 going on 12.

    Sounds like a mental health issues

    How?

    I don't make fun of mental health

    No you tell me how you're the one who stated 12

    Nothing to do with a mental health issue. It was a joke. 👍
  • _sw33tp3a_11
    _sw33tp3a_11 Posts: 4,692 Member
    I just asked google voice why corn flakes were invented...

    I wasn't expecting that answer.


    Dr. Kellogg's was kinda loopy lol
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
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    Who is Ed Sheeran ?

    .... and how long has he lived in Portsmouth, Ohio ??

    Dude doesn't look human

    why do you hate Ed Sheeran ?
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    what if you were at like a festival, with a couple hundred people or something, and you went into the port-a-potty and accidentally dropped your keys or like your wallet with a couple hundred bucks in it, down inside the john

    would you be willing to reach in after it or are you gonna just decide to write this one off and replace whatever it was?

    Is it floating on top? Idk. If there were running water & soap i might go for it
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    I just asked google voice why corn flakes were invented...

    I wasn't expecting that answer.


    Dr. Kellogg's was kinda loopy lol

    Wasn’t there a movie with Matthew broderick and a bicycle snd treatments for hysteria?
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    Ok... well I think I'm officially losing it. I thought I was getting a good deal 🤦‍♀️😅🤣

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    Ohhhhh, I’m sorry I’m laughing.
    I’ve done this! 😂
  • _Miss_chievous_
    _Miss_chievous_ Posts: 2,765 Member
    Ok... well I think I'm officially losing it. I thought I was getting a good deal 🤦‍♀️😅🤣

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    Ohhhhh, I’m sorry I’m laughing.
    I’ve done this! 😂

    I can't stop laughing. I knew something wasn't right 🤣🤣🤣
  • cdubks88
    cdubks88 Posts: 3,573 Member
    Deep stuff.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    Bad Things....

    Bad, Bad Things.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Bad Things....

    Bad, Bad Things.

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  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    🎶 Cuz I don't want to come back down from this cloud 🎶
  • _Kashmir_314
    _Kashmir_314 Posts: 707 Member
    🎶 Cuz I don't want to come back down from this cloud 🎶

    🎶 It's taken me all this time to find out what I need 🎶
  • _Miss_chievous_
    _Miss_chievous_ Posts: 2,765 Member
    How things from your past still find a way to hurt you.