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  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    My store is closed and I’m getting paid. I don’t know what to do with my good fortune

    have you considered hoarding toilet paper?

    I HAVE! Ima selfie with it later just for you
  • _Kashmir_314
    _Kashmir_314 Posts: 707 Member
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    My store is closed and I’m getting paid. I don’t know what to do with my good fortune

    have you considered hoarding toilet paper?

    I HAVE! Ima selfie with it later just for you

    Guess I'll remove my request
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    _Kashmir_314 wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    My store is closed and I’m getting paid. I don’t know what to do with my good fortune

    have you considered hoarding toilet paper?

    I HAVE! Ima selfie with it later just for you

    Guess I'll remove my request
    For you I’ll do something special
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    _Kashmir_314 wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    My store is closed and I’m getting paid. I don’t know what to do with my good fortune

    have you considered hoarding toilet paper?

    I HAVE! Ima selfie with it later just for you

    Guess I'll remove my request
    For you I’ll do something special

    Boy Howdy.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    My store is closed and I’m getting paid. I don’t know what to do with my good fortune

    have you considered hoarding toilet paper?

    TP was so last week - Kleenex is where it’s at yo - trust me on this and get ahead of the curve - my man Rufus is totally in the know
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    My store is closed and I’m getting paid. I don’t know what to do with my good fortune

    have you considered hoarding toilet paper?

    I HAVE! Ima selfie with it later just for you

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  • _Kashmir_314
    _Kashmir_314 Posts: 707 Member
    edited March 2020
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
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    _Kashmir_314 wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    My store is closed and I’m getting paid. I don’t know what to do with my good fortune

    have you considered hoarding toilet paper?

    I HAVE! Ima selfie with it later just for you

    Guess I'll remove my request
    For you I’ll do something special

  • _sw33tp3a_11
    _sw33tp3a_11 Posts: 4,692 Member
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    My store is closed and I’m getting paid. I don’t know what to do with my good fortune

    Selfie, duh!
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    We're fifteen days away from discovering that Toilet Paper Gumbo cures this virus

    😂 Thank Goodness!
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    How long before the new world order shuts down mfp?
  • NotSoFat70
    NotSoFat70 Posts: 304 Member
    That stupid baby shark song. Every. *kitten*. Day. All it takes is one person in the office to start .
  • GettinLean19
    GettinLean19 Posts: 452 Member
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    GettinLean19 wrote: »
    Everyone’s always like “ugh people stop asking for antibiotics they kill bacteria not a virus” and i get that because its true.. but then why we all washing our hands with anti-bacterial soap? Or has that word just become interchangeable with disinfectant now

    You don’t need to use anti bacterial soap. In fact it probably contributes to the creation of really strong bacteria

    Ordinary soap, proper technique (friction, time, running water) are all you need

    So I learned the science behind this

    Viruses are composed of an outer layer of fat. Soap separates the bonds that- wait i still don’t know how soap does this

    Brb
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    :D
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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    I’m starting to feel like I’m living in the Twilight Zone or stuck in an episode of The Outer Limits.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    OK im awake and made it through the week, hoping to find out last week's calamity was just a dream...

    Back to normal people...
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    OK im awake and made it through the week, hoping to find out last week's calamity was just a dream...

    Back to normal people...

    I keep waking up thinking that. Maybe it wasn’t real... 😥
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    nels5850 wrote: »
    Anyone else sit on the toilet trying to 💩 before you weigh yourself?
    ...no? Just me?
    ....I'll go home now

    😂😂😂
    I do this.... 😬🙈
  • mi_nina_lola
    mi_nina_lola Posts: 767 Member
    _Miss_chievous_ wrote: »
    I just got this in the mail from @Tinydancer106. She is honestly one of the sweetest most caring person I have ever meet. The words written in these cards made me cry 😭 Love you girl and thanks for making my day.

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    yay! and the lashes - what a thoughtful package you got :)<3 enjoy your treats T!!
  • renydo2
    renydo2 Posts: 2,153 Member
    WTG @Tinydancer106 !!
    Happy Friday Tanya !!
    Big Hugs to you both !!


    ok - so now i forgot why i stopped in here

    later

  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,176 Member
    Ali really is an mfp treasure ...

    Also Yezzy shoes are ugly af - maybe I’m out of touch 🤷‍♂️
  • _sw33tp3a_11
    _sw33tp3a_11 Posts: 4,692 Member
    IslandGal3 wrote: »
    I was trying to clean up my potty mouth during lent. Then I saw a *kitten* snake...

    😂
  • _Miss_chievous_
    _Miss_chievous_ Posts: 2,765 Member
    I wonder what people who are supposed to get married are going to do about their weddings? This is the perfect opportunity for them to think things over...
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    I hope we learn from this.

    Wash your hands more
    Give people their space
    Don’t go out spreading your germs if you’re sick
    Wipe down doorknobs for crying out loud.
    Use common sense

    In my opinion these things should always be done.
    Even when we’re not in a pandemic or forced to.

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