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  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
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    the_conspicuous_quesadilla wrote: »
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    I’m about to hike carrying a pack that says Marlboro. This particular promotional item was obtained with Marlboro “miles” back in the day.

    'Scuse me while I throw on a fur coat and mosey on into a vegan restaurant. Or wear a shirt that says "vegan" and chow down on a burger. Whatever.
    Dichotomy
    Contradiction
    Juxtaposition

    My favorites
  • Glazed_and_Confused
    Glazed_and_Confused Posts: 1,307 Member
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    samtarlyonadiet wrote: »
    the breasts of the scarlet witch

    Before or after she takes off her necklace?
  • samtarlyonadiet
    samtarlyonadiet Posts: 917 Member
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    DonutEatThat wrote: »
    samtarlyonadiet wrote: »
    the breasts of the scarlet witch

    Before or after she takes off her necklace?

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  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
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    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    Tankiscool wrote: »
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    @your_future_ex_wife have you tried this flavor??

    My favorite!

    I had a rockstar yesterday that almost killed me.

    I know, I'm your favorite 😏😜❤
  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
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    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    I hate that you can see right up my nose, but here is one of my favorite spots uwlzx1xyq04f.jpeg

    Wishing I could join ya! You shouldn't have said that about your nose my dear! I wouldn't have noticed at all!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Who???
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
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    Tankiscool wrote: »
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    I hate that you can see right up my nose, but here is one of my favorite spots uwlzx1xyq04f.jpeg

    Wishing I could join ya! You shouldn't have said that about your nose my dear! I wouldn't have noticed at all!
    You could’ve taken a picture from a better angle
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
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    These *kitten* Long Island dicks who come up here for college and act like the absolute worst stereotype of white frat boys. Go the *kitten* home
  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
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    Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?!
  • samtarlyonadiet
    samtarlyonadiet Posts: 917 Member
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    So it turns out I got my girlfriend pregnant because we were bored

    My best friend has a death wish and left

    My father and brother died recently too
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
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    Money's on my mind, and I got my mind on my money

    that's not right
  • askeeney
    askeeney Posts: 448 Member
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    I think it goes...

    I got two phones. One for the money and one for the hoes.
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
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    askeeney wrote: »
    I think it goes...

    I got two phones. One for the money and one for the hoes.

    Too many phones, too much to keep track of, exhausted already thinking about it
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    edited May 2019
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    Need shrimp
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    ETA: Darn! I should’ve put it in the what’s for dinner thread!

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