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piggy_smalls wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »Can traffic cameras see inside cars? Like from the waist down?
I sincerely hope so.
Same with millimeter wave exams at the airport, how am I supposed to flirt with TSA if the software blurs all of the hard work I've put into sculpting?
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😬 and how good are car park cameras do you think?ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »Can traffic cameras see inside cars? Like from the waist down?
I feel like if it hit the "click" at exactly the right time, they might be able to make out the crotch area if you're not super close to the steering wheel
They're lousy. Sadly.
You speak from experience?
From having owned/designed such systems. Security cameras, even very high resolution ones, can't see much of anything in a meaningful way. They have to be deployed to capture very limited info - like positioned and zoomed in just right to capture license data on a moving car in a defined exit area, so the car must pass through the space. If you're more than 15 feet away from a general purpose camera, they can't identify even basic information like skin color reliably. No need to cover up to get freaky - they can see movement is happening, but can't identify you at all - you could be the pope in full garb and golf cart and it would look generic.
You said a lot but this is my main takeaway
Same. Still bringing a blanket
You could even bring the Pope, apparently
To use for cleanup?
Don’t yuck my Yum1 -
ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »Can traffic cameras see inside cars? Like from the waist down?
I sincerely hope so.
Same with millimeter wave exams at the airport, how am I supposed to flirt with TSA if the software blurs all of the hard work I've put into sculpting?
😂
😬 and how good are car park cameras do you think?ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »Can traffic cameras see inside cars? Like from the waist down?
I feel like if it hit the "click" at exactly the right time, they might be able to make out the crotch area if you're not super close to the steering wheel
They're lousy. Sadly.
You speak from experience?
From having owned/designed such systems. Security cameras, even very high resolution ones, can't see much of anything in a meaningful way. They have to be deployed to capture very limited info - like positioned and zoomed in just right to capture license data on a moving car in a defined exit area, so the car must pass through the space. If you're more than 15 feet away from a general purpose camera, they can't identify even basic information like skin color reliably. No need to cover up to get freaky - they can see movement is happening, but can't identify you at all - you could be the pope in full garb and golf cart and it would look generic.
You said a lot but this is my main takeaway
Same. Still bringing a blanket
You could even bring the Pope, apparently
Apparently we can even bring his golf cart
Do you think he has one emblazoned with his face on the side?
That wouldn’t be very stealth. Maybe instead we can get one of those paintings of Jesus that looks like Bradley Cooper2 -
TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »Can traffic cameras see inside cars? Like from the waist down?
I sincerely hope so.
Same with millimeter wave exams at the airport, how am I supposed to flirt with TSA if the software blurs all of the hard work I've put into sculpting?
😂
😬 and how good are car park cameras do you think?ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »Can traffic cameras see inside cars? Like from the waist down?
I feel like if it hit the "click" at exactly the right time, they might be able to make out the crotch area if you're not super close to the steering wheel
They're lousy. Sadly.
You speak from experience?
From having owned/designed such systems. Security cameras, even very high resolution ones, can't see much of anything in a meaningful way. They have to be deployed to capture very limited info - like positioned and zoomed in just right to capture license data on a moving car in a defined exit area, so the car must pass through the space. If you're more than 15 feet away from a general purpose camera, they can't identify even basic information like skin color reliably. No need to cover up to get freaky - they can see movement is happening, but can't identify you at all - you could be the pope in full garb and golf cart and it would look generic.
You said a lot but this is my main takeaway
Same. Still bringing a blanket
You could even bring the Pope, apparently
Apparently we can even bring his golf cart
Do you think he has one emblazoned with his face on the side?
That wouldn’t be very stealth. Maybe instead we can get one of those paintings of Jesus that looks like Bradley Cooper
Who knew Jesus was a pale skinned, blue-eyed, hippie? Probably pretty common for most Israelites.2 -
You get me 😂FeastRepeat wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »Can traffic cameras see inside cars? Like from the waist down?
I sincerely hope so.
Same with millimeter wave exams at the airport, how am I supposed to flirt with TSA if the software blurs all of the hard work I've put into sculpting?
😂
😬 and how good are car park cameras do you think?ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »Can traffic cameras see inside cars? Like from the waist down?
I feel like if it hit the "click" at exactly the right time, they might be able to make out the crotch area if you're not super close to the steering wheel
They're lousy. Sadly.
You speak from experience?
From having owned/designed such systems. Security cameras, even very high resolution ones, can't see much of anything in a meaningful way. They have to be deployed to capture very limited info - like positioned and zoomed in just right to capture license data on a moving car in a defined exit area, so the car must pass through the space. If you're more than 15 feet away from a general purpose camera, they can't identify even basic information like skin color reliably. No need to cover up to get freaky - they can see movement is happening, but can't identify you at all - you could be the pope in full garb and golf cart and it would look generic.
You said a lot but this is my main takeaway
Same. Still bringing a blanket
You could even bring the Pope, apparently
Apparently we can even bring his golf cart
Do you think he has one emblazoned with his face on the side?
That wouldn’t be very stealth. Maybe instead we
can get one of those paintings of Jesus that looks
like Bradley Cooper
Who knew Jesus was a pale skinned, blue-eyed,
hippie? Probably pretty common for most
Israelites.
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ermengarde22 wrote: »Reckoner67_again wrote: »....
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Careful, that kinda thing brings trouble1 -
I’m good at aggregating ideas from the World Wide Web.ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »Can traffic cameras see inside cars? Like from the waist down?
I sincerely hope so.
Same with millimeter wave exams at the airport, how am I supposed to flirt with TSA if the software blurs all of the hard work I've put into sculpting?
😂
😬 and how good are car park cameras do you think?ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »Can traffic cameras see inside cars? Like from the waist down?
I feel like if it hit the "click" at exactly the right time, they might be able to make out the crotch area if you're not super close to the steering wheel
They're lousy. Sadly.
You speak from experience?
From having owned/designed such systems. Security cameras, even very high resolution ones, can't see much of anything in a meaningful way. They have to be deployed to capture very limited info - like positioned and zoomed in just right to capture license data on a moving car in a defined exit area, so the car must pass through the space. If you're more than 15 feet away from a general purpose camera, they can't identify even basic information like skin color reliably. No need to cover up to get freaky - they can see movement is happening, but can't identify you at all - you could be the pope in full garb and golf cart and it would look generic.
You said a lot but this is my main takeaway
Same. Still bringing a blanket
You could even bring the Pope, apparently
Apparently we can even bring his golf cart
Do you think he has one emblazoned with his face on the side?
That wouldn’t be very stealth. Maybe instead we
can get one of those paintings of Jesus that looks
like Bradley Cooper
You're so smart
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Today is my first day of big girl work hours. I’m a full time employed person now. My thoughts so far are that this is for the birds6
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TwitchyMagee wrote: »Today is my first day of big girl work hours. I’m a full time employed person now. My thoughts so far are that this is for the birds
They're lucky to have you
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Thank you. It’s a relief to find something close to home that fits my kids’ schedules.CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »Today is my first day of big girl work hours. I’m a full time employed person now. My thoughts so far are that this is for the birds
They're lucky to have you
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TwitchyMagee wrote: »
Thank you. It’s a relief to find something close to home that fits my kids’ schedules.CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »Today is my first day of big girl work hours. I’m a full time employed person now. My thoughts so far are that this is for the birds
They're lucky to have you
I bet! I am so happy for you, I hope you love it 🤗1 -
I just spent three minutes pulling at my jowls to give myself a facelift0
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TwitchyMagee wrote: »I just spent three minutes pulling at my jowls to give myself a facelift
We need to know how you feel about the progress. I'm under the impression this could work on other areas.0 -
TwitchyMagee wrote: »I just spent three minutes pulling at my jowls to give myself a facelift
We need to know how you feel about the progress. I'm under the impression this could work on other areas.
Eyes on your own bits0 -
TwitchyMagee wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »I just spent three minutes pulling at my jowls to give myself a facelift
We need to know how you feel about the progress. I'm under the impression this could work on other areas.
Eyes on your own bits
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TwitchyMagee wrote: »I just spent three minutes pulling at my jowls to give myself a facelift
Before and after pics?0 -
You need to do your own researchTwitchyMagee wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »I just spent three minutes pulling at my jowls to give myself a facelift
We need to know how you feel about the progress. I'm under the impression this could work on other areas.
Eyes on your own bits
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FeastRepeat wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »I just spent three minutes pulling at my jowls to give myself a facelift
Before and after pics?
Ugh no. It’s depressing0 -
Yeah but as soon as I take my fingers away 👵TwitchyMagee wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »I just spent three minutes pulling at my jowls to give myself a facelift
Before and after pics?
Ugh no. It’s depressing
Cheaper and less toxic than that Groupon option I told you about tho.
I should try those things Jane Fonda used in that TV show with the old people and the vibrators.
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At least you have a planTwitchyMagee wrote: »
Yeah but as soon as I take my fingers away 👵TwitchyMagee wrote: »FeastRepeat wrote: »TwitchyMagee wrote: »I just spent three minutes pulling at my jowls to give myself a facelift
Before and after pics?
Ugh no. It’s depressing
Cheaper and less toxic than that Groupon option I told you about tho.
I should try those things Jane Fonda used in that TV show with the old people and the vibrators.
You had me at “the old people and the vibrators”.If my toxins are messed up again in a few weeks I don’t know what I’ll do. The only thing that took my mind off of it was breaking my foot and the subsequent surgery.
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ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »I've had three random snap adds today - I don't know if I scream "I'll watch you do your business for money" or what has happened but it has been a weird day
This is why I keep all my social media private. I control the freaks that get to be on my friends list. They don't control me 😂2 -
ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »I've had three random snap adds today - I don't know if I scream "I'll watch you do your business for money" or what has happened but it has been a weird day
Well???? How much money did you make? 😆
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ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »I've had three random snap adds today - I don't know if I scream "I'll watch you do your business for money" or what has happened but it has been a weird day
Well???? How much money did you make? 😆
I need them to come back during my off-hours. I'm a rebel but I can't do that while my coworkers are watching
This is why the big stall exists2 -
ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »I've had three random snap adds today - I don't know if I scream "I'll watch you do your business for money" or what has happened but it has been a weird day
Well???? How much money did you make? 😆
I need them to come back during my off-hours. I'm a rebel but I can't do that while my coworkers are watching
Where there's a will, there's a way 😂🤣
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ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »I've had three random snap adds today - I don't know if I scream "I'll watch you do your business for money" or what has happened but it has been a weird day
Well???? How much money did you make? 😆
I need them to come back during my off-hours. I'm a rebel but I can't do that while my coworkers are watching
This is why the big stall exists
The big stall still has that big gap
How do think I get around paying those outrageous fees?! They can't charge you if you give it away for free.0 -
ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »CoffeeNstilettos wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »I've had three random snap adds today - I don't know if I scream "I'll watch you do your business for money" or what has happened but it has been a weird day
Well???? How much money did you make? 😆
I need them to come back during my off-hours. I'm a rebel but I can't do that while my coworkers are watching
This is why the big stall exists
The big stall still has that big gap
How do think I get around paying those outrageous fees?! They can't charge you if you give it away for free.
Do you remember when you said this:I try to be a good boy, I'm not part of your we
What happened to you?
If you squint just right those aren't as contradictory as they appear. Plus that's a past me statement, I'm ever evolving. 1 -
The police officer who was killed today getting his lunch. So happy my brother is no longer in that line of work.0
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My youngest is mad at me because the modeling clay that I said wouldn’t dry hasn’t dried and now he either has to redo his project or abandon it. I really hope he just tries again4
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