What's on your mind?

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  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    edited April 2023
    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    My new neighbor asked if she could borrow a pair of my socks ?? Who asks that??

    Is she hot?

    Not really.

    Then don’t give her your best pair

    Just kidding. Unhot girls need nice socks too
  • _Redux
    _Redux Posts: 87 Member
    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    My new neighbor asked if she could borrow a pair of my socks ?? Who asks that??

    Is she hot?

    Not really.

    Unhot girls need nice socks too

    You know what? You're really quite good at creating sentences that have never been said before in the history of humanity.

  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    _Redux wrote: »
    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    My new neighbor asked if she could borrow a pair of my socks ?? Who asks that??

    Is she hot?

    Not really.

    Unhot girls need nice socks too

    You know what? You're really quite good at creating sentences that have never been said before in the history of humanity.
    I like you too. ❤️😊
  • _Redux
    _Redux Posts: 87 Member
    _Redux wrote: »
    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    My new neighbor asked if she could borrow a pair of my socks ?? Who asks that??

    Is she hot?

    Not really.

    Unhot girls need nice socks too

    You know what? You're really quite good at creating sentences that have never been said before in the history of humanity.
    I like you too. ❤️😊

    Please don't change.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    Bulls****

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  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    _Redux wrote: »
    _Redux wrote: »
    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    Rotavele_ wrote: »
    My new neighbor asked if she could borrow a pair of my socks ?? Who asks that??

    Is she hot?

    Not really.

    Unhot girls need nice socks too

    You know what? You're really quite good at creating sentences that have never been said before in the history of humanity.
    I like you too. ❤️😊

    Please don't change.
    I just keep becoming more myself. Like a vampire
  • Rotavele_
    Rotavele_ Posts: 260 Member
    Once she takes on 100% of her natural form the world will be thrown into chaos
  • Diddly_Squats
    Diddly_Squats Posts: 177 Member
    edited April 2023
    Why do they tell you to play dead when you come across a bear? Did that work for someone?🤔
    How will the bear know I’m playing dead? Maybe it’ll think I’m suicidal and will go for a little nibble just to realize that I’m mostly a fast food by-product and missing that sushi flavour? Keeps me up at night.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    edited April 2023
    Why do they tell you to play dead when you come across a bear? Did that work for someone?🤔
    How will the bear know I’m playing dead? Maybe it’ll think I’m suicidal and will go for a little nibble just to realize that I’m mostly a fast food by-product and missing that sushi flavour. Keeps me up at night.

    What’s even worse is that it depends on the kind of bear. Excuse me, Bear would you mind doing a little spin so I can see if you have a shoulder hump?
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    I look like a potato
  • _Redux
    _Redux Posts: 87 Member
    edited April 2023
    Your self deprecation is both humorous and slightly heartbreaking.

  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    That’s easy for a non-potato to say.
  • Diddly_Squats
    Diddly_Squats Posts: 177 Member
    Why do they tell you to play dead when you come across a bear? Did that work for someone?🤔
    How will the bear know I’m playing dead? Maybe it’ll think I’m suicidal and will go for a little nibble just to realize that I’m mostly a fast food by-product and missing that sushi flavour. Keeps me up at night.

    What’s even worse is that it depends on the kind of bear. Excuse me, Bear would you mind doing a little spin so I can see if you have a shoulder hump?

    Why? Do we want humps?🤔 I mean, we do, but that kind too? Great, more stuff to keep me up at night. Humping bears!😂
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Why do they tell you to play dead when you come across a bear? Did that work for someone?🤔
    How will the bear know I’m playing dead? Maybe it’ll think I’m suicidal and will go for a little nibble just to realize that I’m mostly a fast food by-product and missing that sushi flavour. Keeps me up at night.

    What’s even worse is that it depends on the kind of bear. Excuse me, Bear would you mind doing a little spin so I can see if you have a shoulder hump?

    Why? Do we want humps?🤔 I mean, we do, but that kind too? Great, more stuff to keep me up at night. Humping bears!😂
    HUMPED bears.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    edited April 2023
    I said to my son as we were driving through the countryside, “Now comes the greening.“

    He looked at me and said, “You mean spring?”
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,435 Member
    For some reason some people always make a point of telling people I'm a professional figure skater and I don't understand why. I like that I skated and I did as much as I did, I just find it funny that for some it's like it's my identity. I'll have to figure out how to leverage it for my new career 😂
  • obstacle_overcomer
    obstacle_overcomer Posts: 132 Member
    Am I the only one that binges Christmas movies even if it is warm/hot outside? I just cannot help myself. Why? I guess it is because.....wait for it.....*introduces the meme*

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    Yep, this is why... :D
  • _Redux
    _Redux Posts: 87 Member
    More tales from the dating app, so far the funniest bio I've seen is:

    "I am look for husband. I love you"

    Also, amusingly, it keeps suggesting my ex's cousin.
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,435 Member
    Am I the only one that binges Christmas movies even if it is warm/hot outside? I just cannot help myself. Why? I guess it is because.....wait for it.....*introduces the meme*

    d34jfhkrjflc.jpg

    Yep, this is why... :D

    I totally buy into Hallmark's Christmas in July!!!
    So I think you're totally normal. 😂
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    _Redux wrote: »
    More tales from the dating app, so far the funniest bio I've seen is:

    "I am look for husband. I love you"

    Also, amusingly, it keeps suggesting my ex's cousin.

    It’s too small an island. I’m surprised you’re not all related.
  • _Redux
    _Redux Posts: 87 Member
    _Redux wrote: »
    More tales from the dating app, so far the funniest bio I've seen is:

    "I am look for husband. I love you"

    Also, amusingly, it keeps suggesting my ex's cousin.

    It’s too small an island. I’m surprised you’re not all related.

    The trouble is, I live out in the sticks and the dating pool is pretty small.

    The app be like: Hey Dan, today we have for you, Mavis 58, or Taylor, 18.

    I mean, I'm flexible with age, within reason. But c'mon.

    Messaging the ex's cousin would be funny but all hell would break loose.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    edited April 2023
    _Redux wrote: »
    _Redux wrote: »
    More tales from the dating app, so far the funniest bio I've seen is:

    "I am look for husband. I love you"

    Also, amusingly, it keeps suggesting my ex's cousin.

    It’s too small an island. I’m surprised you’re not all related.

    The trouble is, I live out in the sticks and the dating pool is pretty small.

    The app be like: Hey Dan, today we have for you, Mavis 58, or Taylor, 18.

    I mean, I'm flexible with age, within reason. But c'mon.

    Messaging the ex's cousin would be funny but all hell would break loose.
    Dating apps sound terrible.

    Whatever happened to getting drunk down the pub and tumbling into bed with the person you’re going to regret waking up next to for the rest of your life?
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    stupid dresses
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,435 Member
    I need some vinegar for salad dressing. I just finished my yard clean up and I don't feel like going out. But I need to make salad. Dilemmas
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    If I die and they bury me and they get me a head stone I think it would be cool to have a recipe on it and if there’s a recipe on it I’d like it to be something like

    1 can cream of chicken soup
    1 can banana peppers, well-drained
    1 packet instant ramen
    barbecue sauce to taste

    Combine in casserole dish and bake at 325° for 18 to 28 minutes.
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,435 Member
    If I die and they bury me and they get me a head stone I think it would be cool to have a recipe on it and if there’s a recipe on it I’d like it to be something like

    1 can cream of chicken soup
    1 can banana peppers, well-drained
    1 packet instant ramen
    barbecue sauce to taste

    Combine in casserole dish and bake at 325° for 18 to 28 minutes.

    I'd totally have to try that recipe although it kind of scares me
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,435 Member
    My cancer drive on Monday is a child and his mom to the children's hospital for the child. I like that I can help them by giving them a comfortable ride but man life is cruel sometimes
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    If I die and they bury me and they get me a head stone I think it would be cool to have a recipe on it and if there’s a recipe on it I’d like it to be something like

    1 can cream of chicken soup
    1 can banana peppers, well-drained
    1 packet instant ramen
    barbecue sauce to taste

    Combine in casserole dish and bake at 325° for 18 to 28 minutes.

    I'd totally have to try that recipe although it kind of scares me
    😂 Please don’t try that. I made it up