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  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    What is ground level ozone?
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,297 Member
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    My charmed life 🙄
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    This is terrible
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  • dmoore08401
    dmoore08401 Posts: 1 Member
    Just d/l'd this program, started at the gym this morning. oh boy!
  • Peachesnstuff
    Peachesnstuff Posts: 1,261 Member
    I'm *kitten* sad. Today needs to go away. There are things that I need to accomplish, but my mind just won't allow my body to function.

  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    kill_with_kindmess wrote: »
    Therapist: Do you consider the suffering your future self will endure before acting in the present.

    Me: ....... :|

    No🤨
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    It smells like worms

    😞 must be the new deodorant
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Omg I am in Queens for the first time in 10 years
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    It smells like worms

    😞 must be the new deodorant

    No, it’s the rain. I bet you smell like clean socks
  • SundryCoder
    SundryCoder Posts: 468 Member
    dmoore08401 wrote: »
    Just d/l'd this program, started at the gym this morning. oh boy!

    Good first steps
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,389 Member
    Provided breakfast is only available for 13 more minutes and I'm still seeing my hair
    😑
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    My boy is having a hard time choosing between 2 very different schools.
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,389 Member
    cmsienk wrote: »
    Provided breakfast is only available for 13 more minutes and I'm still seeing my hair
    😑
    ... DRYING my hair... 🤦‍♀️
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    cmsienk wrote: »
    cmsienk wrote: »
    Provided breakfast is only available for 13 more minutes and I'm still seeing my hair
    😑
    ... DRYING my hair... 🤦‍♀️

    I was confused and decided to refrain from comment. That’s a big deal for me so thank you for the opportunity
  • _Redux
    _Redux Posts: 87 Member
    amorfati601070 wrote: »
    Everyone jokes that our paramedic/emt uniforms make us look like Park Rangers but jokes on you cause I’m actually considering becoming one in the future when I get burnout.

    Patient: "Hey, you look like a park ranger"
    You: "Give him 1000 volts on the defibrillator, now!"
    Patient: "But I have a broken leg!"
  • cmsienk
    cmsienk Posts: 19,389 Member
    TwitchyMagee wrote: »
    cmsienk wrote: »
    cmsienk wrote: »
    Provided breakfast is only available for 13 more minutes and I'm still seeing my hair
    😑
    ... DRYING my hair... 🤦‍♀️

    I was confused and decided to refrain from comment. That’s a big deal for me so thank you for the opportunity
    You're welcome
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    I am all peopled out. I wish I could just blink and be home
  • amorfati601070
    amorfati601070 Posts: 2,890 Member
    _Redux wrote: »
    amorfati601070 wrote: »
    Everyone jokes that our paramedic/emt uniforms make us look like Park Rangers but jokes on you cause I’m actually considering becoming one in the future when I get burnout.

    Patient: "Hey, you look like a park ranger"
    You: "Give him 1000 volts on the defibrillator, now!"
    Patient: "But I have a broken leg!"

    "Oh, okay... here's some Special-K, not just for animals.."
  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,297 Member
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  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,599 Member
    My website. Man there's so much admin for this new career.
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    edited April 2023
    I was NOT selected for jury duty because the defendant decided to plea after getting a look at the jury pool. So turning up for 45 minutes has fulfilled my civic duty 😂
  • Becky_p1972
    Becky_p1972 Posts: 26 Member
    Can we just talk about the guys who get into your messenger... Hi Im (fill in the blank) you look so fit and pretty, Im a widow with kids in the army (insert military) stationed overseas. Am I the only one who gets these jokers? lol
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,599 Member
    My 3 year old cancer patient i drove today and his mom. I can't imagine having to go through that. The stuff she was telling me about his treatments and reactions to it poor little guy. Luckily I had some Paw Patrol toys I had leftover from Christmas gifts which seemed to make him really happy when I dropped him off. Even made him put down his Peppa Pig video!
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  • honey_honey_12
    honey_honey_12 Posts: 15,297 Member
    Don’t judge me,
    you don’t even know me.
    You don’t know my life and you certainly know nothing about how hard I’ve worked.
    I earned my retirement.
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,599 Member
    It's braces day for my boy. Hopefully it all goes smoothly
  • SherryRueter
    SherryRueter Posts: 3,502 Member
    Becky_p1972 wrote: »
    Can we just talk about the guys who get into your messenger... Hi Im (fill in the blank) you look so fit and pretty, Im a widow with kids in the army (insert military) stationed overseas. Am I the only one who gets these jokers? lol

    OMG like ALL THE TIME!
    SO annoying and creepy. I'm like....BLOCK.

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