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ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Just found a series of videos about a show called Adults Adopting Adults. Apparently it was scrubbed from existance after three episodes (out of 10 they filmed) and it immediately goes off the rails
"I'm afraid I'm attracted to my new daughter"
...SIR.
😳😬
IT GETS WORSE.
I asked a couple here on MFP to adopt me earlier today. I guess I should walk that back now.
Depends on what you're looking for
Wanna be wined and dined by a man who has something wrong with his mental faculties? Well then I have the messed up situation for you0 -
ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Just found a series of videos about a show called Adults Adopting Adults. Apparently it was scrubbed from existance after three episodes (out of 10 they filmed) and it immediately goes off the rails
"I'm afraid I'm attracted to my new daughter"
...SIR.
😳😬
IT GETS WORSE.
I asked a couple here on MFP to adopt me earlier today. I guess I should walk that back now.
Depends on what you're looking for
Wanna be wined and dined by a man who has something wrong with his mental faculties? Well then I have the messed up situation for you
😂 To clarify, I wasn’t looking. These friends happen to be amazing people who do fun things. If they don’t take me in I’m out of the parent shopping market.0 -
ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »ButterMeMuffinz wrote: »Just found a series of videos about a show called Adults Adopting Adults. Apparently it was scrubbed from existance after three episodes (out of 10 they filmed) and it immediately goes off the rails
"I'm afraid I'm attracted to my new daughter"
...SIR.
😳😬
IT GETS WORSE.
I asked a couple here on MFP to adopt me earlier today. I guess I should walk that back now.
Depends on what you're looking for
Wanna be wined and dined by a man who has something wrong with his mental faculties? Well then I have the messed up situation for you
😂 To clarify, I wasn’t looking. These friends happen to be amazing people who do fun things. If they don’t take me in I’m out of the parent shopping market.
I promise you I never actually thought you were shopping around to be adopted 😅0 -
Florida and hurricanes. Glad I live where I do0
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My ex husband is so difficult to have a conversation with concerning the business and our son.
Funny though, since we’ve divorced he isn’t so quick to start yelling at me.
I do get satisfaction from the fact that he feels he should check himself with me now, he didn’t feel the need for 37yrs.
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Tried some pilates and im wondering if I switch gears if I'll regret it couple months from now0
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Hopefully life is long enough to try a lot of different things.PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »Tried some pilates and im wondering if I switch gears if I'll regret it couple months from now
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The 14-year-old driving a side-by-side on the street to school & soccer practice0
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So far it's looking like private ice again. I guess people took this week off0
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calling someone manager so you don’t have to pay them overtime0
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It was March & now it’s September & idk wtf happened2
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I may have misgendered someone today. A person in the grocery store dropped their prescription & I picked it up & said, “Excuse me, sir. Or ma’am. Person. Friend.” I’m glad friend was the word that stopped them. 😊3
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itchmyTwitch wrote: »I may have misgendered someone today. A person in the grocery store dropped their prescription & I picked it up & said, “Excuse me, sir. Or ma’am. Person. Friend.” I’m glad friend was the word that stopped them. 😊
You missed "Or both. Or neither. Or goat."
You did good tho!
(I actually probably would have added the goat part because of a phone recording thing on Angel that always stuck with me cuz it was so funny.
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itchmyTwitch wrote: »I may have misgendered someone today. A person in the grocery store dropped their prescription & I picked it up & said, “Excuse me, sir. Or ma’am. Person. Friend.” I’m glad friend was the word that stopped them. 😊
I’m impressed you included what you did. 👌💟
I just say “you”.2 -
honey_honey_12 wrote: »itchmyTwitch wrote: »I may have misgendered someone today. A person in the grocery store dropped their prescription & I picked it up & said, “Excuse me, sir. Or ma’am. Person. Friend.” I’m glad friend was the word that stopped them. 😊
I’m impressed you included what you did. 👌💟
I just say “you”.
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So out of 193 countries the US ranks 3rd in gun violence. But if you removed the 5 cities of Chicago, St Lois, Detroit, Philadelphia and LA, the US would be ranked 189th.3
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There's so many skunks this year. I got home from skating and smell one... hopefully the neighbours' dogs didn't get sprayed0
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💨Alinouveau2 wrote: »There's so many skunks this year. I got home from skating and smell one... hopefully the neighbours' dogs didn't get sprayed0 -
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itchmyTwitch wrote: »I may have misgendered someone today. A person in the grocery store dropped their prescription & I picked it up & said, “Excuse me, sir. Or ma’am. Person. Friend.” I’m glad friend was the word that stopped them. 😊
You’re good peeps Twitch -1 -
Anyone wanna come over Sunday? We were going to have the neighbours over before they leave for the states but covid has found them so they had to cancel 😢 not sure what I'll be making but there will be meat of some sort and a cheesecake if some sort2
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Jimmy Buffett died...probably a good day to make margaritas1
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I’m the proud mama of a Mariner Under Guidance
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itchmyTwitch wrote: »I’m the proud mama of a Mariner Under Guidance
Yay congrats mom and boy Twitch1 -
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I’ve been feeling very nostalgic lately, lots of crying.
I try not to but the tears just stream down my face.
Thought we were doomed back then with no money, 1 car, a house payment we couldn’t afford and scraping up quarters to buy groceries.
Turns out that until my grandchildren were born, that was the absolute most wonderful, happy time of my life.
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Talking with a 78 year old lady at skating who was commenting about the 86 and 87 year olds we have skating. I knew they were up there but I'd have never guessed the two in their 80s are pushing 90. Keep fit people it really is the fountain of youth2
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What kind of profession would keep a person from answer their SO’s texts ALL day?0
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itchmyTwitch wrote: »What kind of profession would keep a person from answer their SO’s texts ALL day?
Air traffic control.1 -
itchmyTwitch wrote: »What kind of profession would keep a person from answer their SO’s texts ALL day?
A surgeon performing an all day surgery?1
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