What's on your mind?

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  • bojack3
    bojack3 Posts: 1,483 Member
    NerdyFlex wrote: »
    bojack3 wrote: »
    it seems like when old dudes get on the internet they just let their weird azz pervs loose don't they.

    I’m a dirty old man. What can I say

    I feel bad for the guy. I say much worse on a daily basis.

    If he was younger and cuter he would be "witty and fun"........I'm not young and cute but I have a huge dick so I get away with a lot ;)

    Hahahahhahahahahahha you just won the internet!

    Yeah, apparently MFP doesnt filter out the word dick......yikes.....
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    thought I was rid of that one, dangit
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    A Flux Capacitor
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  • 777Gemma888
    777Gemma888 Posts: 9,578 Member
    Too many friends being emotional about this approaching Mother's Sunday. Blended unions with "excited eruptions" over this, it's one day... Omg! :neutral:
  • bojack3
    bojack3 Posts: 1,483 Member
    edited May 2018
    CatsIvuE wrote: »
    bojack3 wrote: »
    it seems like when old dudes get on the internet they just let their weird azz pervs loose don't they.

    I’m a dirty old man. What can I say

    I feel bad for the guy. I say much worse on a daily basis.

    If he was younger and cuter he would be "witty and fun"........I'm not young and cute but I have a huge ..... so I get away with a lot ;)

    Head? You know what they say when you feel the need to brag about it?

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    :)
  • skctilidie
    skctilidie Posts: 1,404 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    skctilidie wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »

    Come to Canada. It'll be like you're living in a nightmare unless you go to Quebec.

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    I think we belong together. You have no idea how many times a day I say "I'm sorry"

    I’m afraid I’m stuck firmly in the center of the US. I can’t stop saying “ope” no matter how hard I try.

    Ok, I am probably just dumb, but what is "ope" ?

    Like when you bump into someone, it's a fill word, 'ope, sorry'

    Ope, sorry :lol: - been out hiking and just got back here. What others have said, though. Or when you need to get around someone who is blocking the aisle and say it instead of or along with “excuse me”, or instead of oops when you you drop something. It’s an endlessly useful dumb little sound we make out here on the prairie.
  • bojack3
    bojack3 Posts: 1,483 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    bojack3 wrote: »
    I have a huge ..... so I get away with a lot

    I sort of felt this intuitively but I never wanted to actually discuss my feelings on the matter because I didn't want anyone to think I was a preoccupied with this sort of thing.

    But could you please tell us what sort of things you got away with and the personality profile of the individual(s) who allowed you to swan around town with them on a Tuesday and then forget to call on a Wednesday?

    If only I was actually serious would I give you a serious answer......
  • 777Gemma888
    777Gemma888 Posts: 9,578 Member
    Are you a FBI profiler?

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  • bojack3
    bojack3 Posts: 1,483 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    bojack3 wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    bojack3 wrote: »
    I have a huge ..... so I get away with a lot

    I sort of felt this intuitively but I never wanted to actually discuss my feelings on the matter because I didn't want anyone to think I was a preoccupied with this sort of thing.

    But could you please tell us what sort of things you got away with and the personality profile of the individual(s) who allowed you to swan around town with them on a Tuesday and then forget to call on a Wednesday?

    If only I was actually serious would I give you a serious answer......

    So my intuition was WRONG? No sirree bub. I say you're large.

    Well, I guess it's subjective. To some maybe.....however, I guess my lack of seriousness may be along the lines of me saying I get away with a lot. I do not, because I do not try to.....;)
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  • Iscah13
    Iscah13 Posts: 1,954 Member
    Lizards. Just spotted a huge juicy one with no tail. What happened to this lizard?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Other, lesser-used terms include ‘dope’ in the Carolinas and ‘tonic’ in and around Boston, both fading in popularity. Other generic terms for soft drinks outside the US include ‘pop’ (Canada), ‘mineral’ (Ireland), ‘soft drink’ (New Zealand and Australia). The term ‘soft drink’, finally, arose to contrast said beverages with hard (i.e. alcoholic) drinks

    I grew up calling it “pop”

    I only knew it as “pop” for most of my childhood. I thought “soda” was the way Italians said it because I figured they didn’t know any better. Lol

    Even the Romans called it soda. (don't look that up)
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Other, lesser-used terms include ‘dope’ in the Carolinas and ‘tonic’ in and around Boston, both fading in popularity. Other generic terms for soft drinks outside the US include ‘pop’ (Canada), ‘mineral’ (Ireland), ‘soft drink’ (New Zealand and Australia). The term ‘soft drink’, finally, arose to contrast said beverages with hard (i.e. alcoholic) drinks

    I grew up calling it “pop”

    I only knew it as “pop” for most of my childhood. I thought “soda” was the way Italians said it because I figured they didn’t know any better. Lol

    Did you think this because you can buy Italian Soda? :p

    I think it's safe to say that 95% of the world calls it soda.
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Other, lesser-used terms include ‘dope’ in the Carolinas and ‘tonic’ in and around Boston, both fading in popularity. Other generic terms for soft drinks outside the US include ‘pop’ (Canada), ‘mineral’ (Ireland), ‘soft drink’ (New Zealand and Australia). The term ‘soft drink’, finally, arose to contrast said beverages with hard (i.e. alcoholic) drinks

    I grew up calling it “pop”

    I only knew it as “pop” for most of my childhood. I thought “soda” was the way Italians said it because I figured they didn’t know any better. Lol

    Did you think this because you can buy Italian Soda? :p

    I think it's safe to say that 95% of the world calls it soda.

    I'm part of the 5% who call it pop. :sunglasses:
  • skctilidie
    skctilidie Posts: 1,404 Member
    So, my mother's boyfriend has been in ICU for almost a month on life support. The removed the tubes and conducted a Tracheostomy. So, my heart is breaking for my mom. We lost our baby sister last year on May 20th, and now she feels that she is about to loose him. Too much too soon.

    So sorry. I hope he surprises her and recovers well.
  • KickassAmazon76
    KickassAmazon76 Posts: 4,678 Member
    So, my mother's boyfriend has been in ICU for almost a month on life support. The removed the tubes and conducted a Tracheostomy. So, my heart is breaking for my mom. We lost our baby sister last year on May 20th, and now she feels that she is about to loose him. Too much too soon.

    Sending you lots of love and strength. My heart goes out to you and your mom. :(
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  • NerdyFlex
    NerdyFlex Posts: 1,672 Member
    Is it weird that I shave all my body hair? I am a swimmer and it supposedly makes a big difference haha
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    It's too *kitten* hot out for running club but here I go.....


    In a minute...
  • KickassAmazon76
    KickassAmazon76 Posts: 4,678 Member
    NerdyFlex wrote: »
    Is it weird that I shave all my body hair? I am a swimmer and it supposedly makes a big difference haha

    Not so much weird as dedicated. My god, I'd hate shaving that much. I get cranky just shaving my legs! haha
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Why are some butt shots allowed but other butt shots aren't allowed?

    Simple, some are reported some are not !!


  • NerdyFlex
    NerdyFlex Posts: 1,672 Member
    NerdyFlex wrote: »
    Is it weird that I shave all my body hair? I am a swimmer and it supposedly makes a big difference haha

    Not so much weird as dedicated. My god, I'd hate shaving that much. I get cranky just shaving my legs! haha

    I only shave when I’m going to compete. I don’t shave when I’m training. I just hate shaving my underarms the most. It is so uncomfortable.
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  • T_143
    T_143 Posts: 1,022 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    bojack3 wrote: »
    NerdyFlex wrote: »
    bojack3 wrote: »
    it seems like when old dudes get on the internet they just let their weird azz pervs loose don't they.

    I’m a dirty old man. What can I say

    I feel bad for the guy. I say much worse on a daily basis.

    If he was younger and cuter he would be "witty and fun"........I'm not young and cute but I have a huge dick so I get away with a lot ;)

    Hahahahhahahahahahha you just won the internet!

    Yeah, apparently MFP doesnt filter out the word dick......yikes.....

    Correct, but it DOES filter his last name, Dick Van *kitten*. Of Mary Poppins fame.

    Plus once it didn't let me say *kitten* so I had to spell it scroetum.

    It wouldn’t let @Clever_User_Name use the word *kitten* either when commenting on a picture of mine that had a rooster in the background.
  • KickassAmazon76
    KickassAmazon76 Posts: 4,678 Member
    NerdyFlex wrote: »
    NerdyFlex wrote: »
    Is it weird that I shave all my body hair? I am a swimmer and it supposedly makes a big difference haha

    Not so much weird as dedicated. My god, I'd hate shaving that much. I get cranky just shaving my legs! haha

    I only shave when I’m going to compete. I don’t shave when I’m training. I just hate shaving my underarms the most. It is so uncomfortable.

    #welcometoourworld haha