You know you're old when...

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  • UnwrappingCandy
    UnwrappingCandy Posts: 418 Member
    I am only 27 but I realised that I am old when the radio station I've been listening to for years played a song that made me say out loud 'wtf is that *kitten*?' and I had to turn it off. It was some really, really, exceptionally stupid 'song' that just kept repeating 'bubble butt' over and over again. O_O The feck?

    So yeah, I am old now.
  • davemunger
    davemunger Posts: 1,139 Member
    ...when some of the people responding to the "you know you're old when" topic are young enough to be your children!
  • nytius
    nytius Posts: 173 Member
    When your kids look at your old LPs and ask what they are...

    The same as above with VHS tapes, diskettes, and the first Mario brothers game for nintendo

    My 17yo son W, who has a taste for rock n' roll music of the 70's, recently bought a turn-table. My husband offered to let my son go through his collection of LP's from back in the day. W made a day of it and went home with about 3 doz albums. He posted about on FB and said "my stepdad gave me a bunch of albums, Pink Floyd, Zeppelin, and some band called "Nazareth". Got a kick outta that!

    My kids (11 y.o. twins) were fascinated by my LPs and how they worked. "How did you get music in the car then?" my son said. :) I ended up taking them to my dads house so they could hear some of the albums on his turntable. It was great to see that!
  • sakuragreenlily
    sakuragreenlily Posts: 334 Member
    1. When some young whippersnapper gives you the senior citizen discount at a store and you know you don't qualify for it based on age.

    2. When you use the word whippersnapper.

    3. When you say something and you look around for your parents and realize it was coming out of your mouth.

    4. The first time you say 'GET OFF MY LAWN".

    Hahaha! I've been calling young people "whippersnappers" since high school.

    I'm also always peering through my blinds and mumbling at my neighbors' children when they're being loud and playing in my yard.

    The other day my fiance and I were driving down the interstate and there was a car with some kids (ages 18 - 19ish) and I said "Let's get passed this car... I don't trust those hooligans." So yeah... being old isn't just about age I guess ;)
  • annakow
    annakow Posts: 385 Member
    When you start to use yellow sticky cards for 'all I need to do tomorrow', when kids are annoying you and the radio is always bit to loud
  • KY2022runner
    KY2022runner Posts: 72 Member
    When you turn on the popular music station and are like "what is this noise?"

    I'm only 25 but I find myself wondering what is going on with music today. Also, i have noticed a lot of music i grew up on the "lunchtime throwback". When they start referring to my music as "classics" I am truly felling old.
  • leebesstoad
    leebesstoad Posts: 1,186 Member
    When you get that first dreaded invitation to join AARP. Which means my son is old at the age of 20 because he got an invitation at teh age of 20. Ooops.
  • Codename_Duchess
    Codename_Duchess Posts: 2,042 Member
    When all your nieces & nephews, who you swore was just knee high, are now taller than you, dating, & about to graduate high school.

    When Nirvana is now considered "Classic Rock."

    When you make an 80s movie reference & nobody gets it. :frown:
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
    When you're buying a video game and the clerk assumes it's for your kid ....
  • mustang289
    mustang289 Posts: 299 Member
    When you realize you've been out of highschool for four years.hollly efff.

    LOL I was "out of high school for four years" 31 years ago
  • drefaw
    drefaw Posts: 739
    When every car you drove was rear wheel drive, had either a straight six or a V-8 (big block or small block) and ran on regular LEADED gasoline that only cost well under $1/gal .....

    Your phone was on a "party" line ......not a cell tower. And you HAD to cook your popcorn and oatmeal on the stove .......
  • adlace
    adlace Posts: 375 Member
    When you watch a music video of that song by David Byrne and St. Vincent and you laugh wondering "Who's that old guy acting all David Byrne-y." Then you realize it IS David Byrne...
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    You know you're old when..

    I dunno, but I've learned:

    Never waste and erection.
    Never pass a bathroom.
    And NEVER trust a fart.
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    When you realize you've been out of highschool for four years.hollly efff.

    Try 12. :indifferent:
  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
    I have to do a double take when I hear 80's music on the oldies station...
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    You consider buying MGMT tickets online, but it's $83 for two tickets and you reminisce about paying $5 to see They Might Be Giants play at your college.

    And then you say, oh well, I don't want to stand around with the obnoxious hipster kids who listen to MGMT anyway (even though I like them, too)...the fiance and I could have a nice dinner out, with wine, and see a film all for that money.
  • Thena81
    Thena81 Posts: 1,265 Member
    body parts can predict weather.. accurately lol
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    When you realize you've been out of highschool for four years.hollly efff.

    LOL I was "out of high school for four years" 31 years ago

    Exactly! I've been out of high school for 18 years, and I'm always flattered when people think I am a college student - even though they could mean a non-traditional college student - since I graduated from college 13 years ago this summer :-D
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    When you get the 2 day hangover...ugh.

    ^^ this.
  • megsi474
    megsi474 Posts: 370 Member
    When student drivers and kids with their first jobs look like they're in the fifth grade.

    I also had to explain what camera film was to my 10 year old the other day.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Um... Depeche Mode will ALWAYS be worthy of airplay... regardless of the format!
  • radcliff17
    radcliff17 Posts: 22 Member
    When you realize you've been out of highschool for four years.hollly efff.

    4? ...I'm a little closer to a decade...haha

    Try my kid just graduated from my high school.....4yrs lol
  • radcliff17
    radcliff17 Posts: 22 Member
    and everyone at my daughters highschool knows who "the who" is....
  • tomg33
    tomg33 Posts: 305 Member
    The generation gap. What a timeless human experience! :D
  • Laura80111
    Laura80111 Posts: 958 Member
    When your youngest childs next birthday is the age you were when you had him:sad:
  • rungirl1973
    rungirl1973 Posts: 2,559 Member
    When you're at work doing a study on one of the guys working on the dock and think he's kinda cute... then find out he's the same age as your DAUGHTER.
  • bookworm_847
    bookworm_847 Posts: 1,903 Member
    My sister found a t-shirt that says "Am I old or is the supermarket playing some great music lately?" I laughed and then thought that, sadly, I think I'm aging.

    When I get super excited about a station that just plays 80's and 90's music the same way my dad got super excited when he found a station when I was little that played 60's and 70's.

    When the movies I grew up with are advertised as "new classics."
  • londonboyben
    londonboyben Posts: 314 Member
    when your son turns 16 and officially leaves school :(

    when you realise all the cool slang words you used to use when you was younger have been replaced by new ones that don't make sense to you

    when you ask your son if he has ever used a public phone box and he laughs and holds up his mobile phone (no basically)

    when pocket money is now provided with notes instead of coins (i remember being chuffed with 50p, my son would give it back if i offered him that now)
  • shelbelw
    shelbelw Posts: 48 Member
    The first-year lawyers hired at my law firm are young enough to be my children. When I started at the firm, they were prospective dates. Ugh.
  • STrooper
    STrooper Posts: 659 Member
    The first time you yell at a cloud! :laugh: