How to period. Male POV

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  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
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    Ignoring how patronising (and unnecessary) this post is, you forgot "have a lot of sex with your female partner while she's bleeding if she wants to". Some women get really horny, while menstruating.

    Dear men: Please keep quiet about biological functions and mental states you have no experience of.

    Who wants their bedroom to look like a damn csi investigation?

    The guy who wants to get some of the best action he's ever had. That's who.
  • mommabenefield
    mommabenefield Posts: 1,329 Member
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    I have a healthy fascination with women and their plumbing work. I’m a nerd so I like to dig deep into things I find interesting. That includes learning about how/why a girl half my size bullies me every month. And here are my detailed overview of how it all goes down for them

    Or maybe just go back to Reddit.

    Here

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    bahahahahahaha!
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
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    for the record, this stuff is only that bad for me when I am not on the pill. PCOS sucks.
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
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    As a woman I can confirm.


    you make me so gay.
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
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    Ignoring how patronising (and unnecessary) this post is, you forgot "have a lot of sex with your female partner while she's bleeding if she wants to". Some women get really horny, while menstruating.

    Dear men: Please keep quiet about biological functions and mental states you have no experience of.

    Who wants their bedroom to look like a damn csi investigation?

    The guy who wants to get some of the best action he's ever had. That's who.

    :drinker:
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    you seem to be an expert on bleeding from the crotch

    I do alright. I might someday write a book. I'll put you down for a signed copy.
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    I'm just surprised there wasn't a paragraph on parting the red sea

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    How.....how did I missed that?!?!?!
  • kittyhasclaws
    kittyhasclaws Posts: 446 Member
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    Oh, boy, if you think this is an interesting thing, just wait until you see a baby squeeze out of there. It probably wouldn't be a good idea to walk into a birthing center and ask to watch, though. That might be a bad idea.

    And don't forget to add that there is over FIVE YEARS SOLID of the bleeding when you string it all together. And that's if you start at 13 and are ever so lucky to stop at 50, have two kids and only five days per period. Ugh...
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
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  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    I'm always willing to learn more. Gimme details adini!
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
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    Add hormonally induced insomnia, headaches and hunger and it's a pretty complete list. :laugh:

    I was expecting to to come in and rage, but it's a good post. :drinker:
  • KristyAnn81
    KristyAnn81 Posts: 128 Member
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    :angry: :noway: :drinker:

    you lost me at wine... everything is better with wine...
  • lightdiva1
    lightdiva1 Posts: 935 Member
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  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    Add hormonally induced insomnia, headaches and hunger and it's a pretty complete list. :laugh:

    I was expecting to to come in and rage, but it's a good post. :drinker:

    Somebody took care of that already, no biggie :)
  • Cadori
    Cadori Posts: 4,810 Member
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    Beyond awesome .... absolutely true and hilarious.... gues what tho.. for some you might wanna double this by 10! :laugh:

    :huh:
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,726 Member
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    I'm just surprised there wasn't a paragraph on parting the red sea

    the-ten-commandments-parting-the-red-sea.jpg?w=640&h=361

    I love you Byn!!
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
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    also, its interesting that you can pick out whos in the middle of theirs based on responses.
  • supertracylynn
    supertracylynn Posts: 1,338 Member
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    Yes. More wine. Lots of wine.

    Works, every time.

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