Good Bad Jokes

AllOutof_Bubblegum

MaryM1024

How does NASA organize a party......



They planet!

Jimb376mfp

SalinitySally

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver?

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Because she was a woman.

(Non Americans might have to use Google re Helen Keller)

ajmoss76

Did you hear about the Upholsterer who was in a car accident?

He fully recovered.

KyleGrace8

Her: go deeper

Me: I’m all out of conspiracy theories

merrysailor88

I bought shoes off a drug dealer. Not sure what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

subcounter

not sure about good but here are some bad ones about papers

• The paper couldn't decide. It was torn.
• The paper worked out a lot. It was ripped.
• The paper was sad. It was tearing up.
• How does paper use the bathroom? It takes a sheet.
• How does paper commit suicide? It cuts itself.
• How does the sheet watch television? Paper-View.
• The paper saw a ghost. It was paper white.
• Some paper joined a cult. They were taken into the fold.

I'll see myself out.

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MaryM1024

What do you call a stolen Xbox?


An ex box...

cee134

cee134

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

cee134

A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.

cee134

A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.