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What do you call a stolen Xbox?
An ex box...5 -
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.12
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A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.9
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A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.8
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What do you do if attacked by clowns?
Go for the juggler7 -
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Haha these are pretty good. I needed a good laugh.2
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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball?
juan to juan2 -
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What does a cow like on it's hotdog?
Mooostard!2 -
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What did the left saggy boob say to the right saggy boob?
We better get some support around here or people will think we're nuts.10 -
You could say that getting addicted to skiing...
is a slippery slope.2 -
How does the lion like his meat?
ROAR2 -
So Simon goes to the gastroenterologist and the doc is examining him. Doc says thanks so much for preparing yourself so nicely for me. Simon doesn't understand. A few minutes later the Doc says it was really nice of you to spend the extra time for me. Simon is confused. He goes home and his daughter says to him "Dad, did you see my washcloth with all my glitter makeup on it?"5
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There was this joke going around Germany a few years ago.
Knock knock
Who's there
The pilot....1 -
I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat4
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Sandwich walks into a bar. Bar man says "Sorry, we don't serve food"4
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Did you hear about the new movie coming out about a sordid romance on a camping trip?
It was kitten-ing in tents.0 -
I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.3
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When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.6
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Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the heat.4 -
A police officer, a firefighter, and a pilot walk into a bar. How do you know which one is the pilot?He'll have told you already.4
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