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  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
    The P is silent
  • JeepHair77
    JeepHair77 Posts: 1,291 Member
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    How does a tree use the internet?
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    He logs on.
  • JeepHair77
    JeepHair77 Posts: 1,291 Member
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    What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
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    Snowballs.
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
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    What did the Mama bullet say to the Daddy bullet?

    We're having a BB!

  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?
    They say he made a mint.
  • Jimb376mfp
    Jimb376mfp Posts: 6,231 Member
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    Joke for kids at Easter.

    How do you catch a unique rabbit?
    You neak up on him.

    How do you catch a tame rabbit?
    Tame way.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    Poop jokes may not be my favorite type of jokes,

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    ... but they're a solid number-2
  • frannieshack
    frannieshack Posts: 327 Member
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    Where do bees go to pee?




    The BP station.
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
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    Not sure where I heard this one but its a good one.


    What kind of bees make milk?...
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    Boobies!
  • Riffraft1960
    Riffraft1960 Posts: 1,984 Member
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    What do you call a rabbit who grew in a home and never leaves?

    An in-grown hare
  • Riffraft1960
    Riffraft1960 Posts: 1,984 Member
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    What do you call a cross between and elephant and a rhinoceros?



    elephino (hell if I know)
  • Ashkruze
    Ashkruze Posts: 10 Member
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    What has four wheels and flies?
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    A garbage truck!
  • canadianlbs
    canadianlbs Posts: 5,199 Member
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    how does a real man blanch broccoli?

    he screams at it.

    that's from the 1980's and the 'real men don't eat quiche' thing, but it's come back to me now i've seen powerlifters riling themselves up for a lift.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    What's the difference between a bachelor and a married man?

    - Bachelor comes home, checks out what's in the fridge & goes to bed.

    - Married man comes home, checks out what's in the bed & goes to the fridge.

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