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  • tbelt1865
    tbelt1865 Posts: 4 Member
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    Haha these are pretty good. I needed a good laugh.
  • xzsharp
    xzsharp Posts: 781 Member
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    what do you call two mexicans playing basketball?




    juan to juan
  • kellylynnshonting
    kellylynnshonting Posts: 108 Member
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    What does a cow like on it's hotdog?





    Mooostard!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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  • xzsharp
    xzsharp Posts: 781 Member
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    You could say that getting addicted to skiing...


    is a slippery slope.
  • xzsharp
    xzsharp Posts: 781 Member
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    How does the lion like his meat?




    ROAR
  • Xvapor
    Xvapor Posts: 1,643 Member
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    There was this joke going around Germany a few years ago.

    Knock knock
    Who's there
    The pilot....
  • xzsharp
    xzsharp Posts: 781 Member
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    I realised I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat
  • xjulesjx
    xjulesjx Posts: 75 Member
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    Sandwich walks into a bar. Bar man says "Sorry, we don't serve food"
  • Tweaking_Time
    Tweaking_Time Posts: 733 Member
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    Did you hear about the new movie coming out about a sordid romance on a camping trip?

    It was kitten-ing in tents.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

    He was bacon in the heat.
  • xzsharp
    xzsharp Posts: 781 Member
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    A police officer, a firefighter, and a pilot walk into a bar. How do you know which one is the pilot?
    He'll have told you already.

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