What's the pettiest reason that would make you stop dating someone?

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  • UltraVegAthlete
    UltraVegAthlete Posts: 667 Member
    They kept eating my apples.
  • Momepro
    Momepro Posts: 1,509 Member
    Momepro wrote: »
    dnm1207 wrote: »
    If she has a cat, and I didn't know before we went out. Cats are a deal breaker for me. I don't actually consider this petty, but I imagine others would.

    If she has a "Who rescued who?" bumper sticker or magnet on her car.

    if she doesn't know the difference between your and you're, or to vs. too vs. two.

    If she insists on taking her pet with her into public places. That's a pet peeve of mine. Pun fully intended.

    If she does not appreciate a good pun.

    If she refers to her pet as her fur baby.

    If she posts every other thought that crosses her mind on social media.

    If she posts in the MFP chit chat forums.

    If she doesn't get my sense of humor.

    If she is a foodie.

    If all her friends are guys. Not a jealousy thing, but every girl I've known like that has turned out to have SOME kind of issue that I couldn't deal with, so it's just an early warning flag for me now.

    If she wears a lot of makeup and obsesses over her nails.

    If she wears costume jewelry.

    If she's a poor speller.

    If she texts while she drives.

    If she pays more attention to her phone than the people around her.

    If she plays Candy Crush.

    If she's a fanatic about a sports team.

    If she wears Birkenstocks.

    If she never exercises.

    If she likes to make long lists.

    If she doesn't know better than to go out with a guy like me. MAJOR red flag there.

    If she's petty.

    If she uses the phrase "I know, right?"

    If she uses the phrase "a whole 'nother"

    If she has a cartoon picture or a meme as her profile pic.

    Yeah, we'd never have gotten along. I have a cat, but don't advertise it lol, I was a groomer for 20 years, fur baby is a safe phrase when dealing with very picky, obsessed pet parents, costume jewelry is fine with me, I'd rather spend my money on gadgets than glitter, but I do like actual glitter, Canfy Crush knockoffs are fun, and I LOVE cartoon pics and memes :D
    Good thing my husband gets me B)

    Do you refer to him as hubby?

    As a matter of fact I do. Sometimes even Hubby Wubby :D:D:D
  • daloverlyme
    daloverlyme Posts: 583 Member
    Smoking! I will NOT stay with someone who smokes. I am currently watching my mom die of lung cancer. I refuse to go through that again. Oh...and if they whistle :persevere: . I HATE that!!!
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    I have so many "petty" reasons...
    - can't stand hearing your breathing noises
    - can't stand your chewing/eating/swallowing noises
    - hygiene I don't approve of (not necessarily bad hygiene)
    - sound of your voice
    - your name
    - your obnoxious quirks (maybe chewing with your mouth open, grinding teeth, stealing my underwear)
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  • juliedesabrais
    juliedesabrais Posts: 293 Member
    A guy who is too scared to be aggressive in bed, or has no romantic side, isn’t into pda at all, has no goals for the future
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    dnm1207 wrote: »
    If she uses a lot of gifs in her forum posts

    If she cuts my food for me

    If she tries to dress me

    If she likes Big Bang Theory

    If she vehemently denies the actual Big Bang Theory

    If she is planning a trip to a comic-con or a -palooza type music festival

    If she has poor diction

    If she's too quiet

    If she's too loud

    I agree with you buddy

    That doesn't seem very predictive of you.
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  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    If he listened to Creed. Or Coldplay. Or Justin Bieber. Or Ed Sheeran. Or anyone else within that family of 'music'.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    I don't consider it petty but if they smoke, I'm out!
  • boehle
    boehle Posts: 5,062 Member
    I once ditched a guy in the middle of a blind date because he had tons of chest hair sticking out the top of his shirt.

    I recently stopped talking to a guy because he sent me a snap without his shirt on and I couldnt tell that he wasnt a gorilla!
    Eww. I dont want to put my hands or mouth on an animal.
  • boehle
    boehle Posts: 5,062 Member
    Danced like this. So she had to go

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    you told me you loved when I danced like this
    ..the truth comes out
  • erickirb
    erickirb Posts: 12,294 Member
    boehle wrote: »
    I once ditched a guy in the middle of a blind date because he had tons of chest hair sticking out the top of his shirt.

    I recently stopped talking to a guy because he sent me a snap without his shirt on and I couldnt tell that he wasnt a gorilla!
    Eww. I dont want to put my hands or mouth on an animal.

    That isn't what you said the other day!!
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  • boehle
    boehle Posts: 5,062 Member
    erickirb wrote: »
    boehle wrote: »
    I once ditched a guy in the middle of a blind date because he had tons of chest hair sticking out the top of his shirt.

    I recently stopped talking to a guy because he sent me a snap without his shirt on and I couldnt tell that he wasnt a gorilla!
    Eww. I dont want to put my hands or mouth on an animal.

    That isn't what you said the other day!!

    that's because you are NOT covered in hair!
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    boehle wrote: »
    I once ditched a guy in the middle of a blind date because he had tons of chest hair sticking out the top of his shirt.

    I recently stopped talking to a guy because he sent me a snap without his shirt on and I couldnt tell that he wasnt a gorilla!
    Eww. I dont want to put my hands or mouth on an animal.

    Well that just hurts!

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  • boehle
    boehle Posts: 5,062 Member
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    boehle wrote: »
    I once ditched a guy in the middle of a blind date because he had tons of chest hair sticking out the top of his shirt.

    I recently stopped talking to a guy because he sent me a snap without his shirt on and I couldnt tell that he wasnt a gorilla!
    Eww. I dont want to put my hands or mouth on an animal.

    Well that just hurts!

    WkO67.gif

    LOL
    For What its worth... I told him I wasn't into it and Id bring some clippers over.
    He said no... that it makes him manly.
    ..and um, that is why I haven't responded to your texts/calls/snaps LOL
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    boehle wrote: »
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    boehle wrote: »
    I once ditched a guy in the middle of a blind date because he had tons of chest hair sticking out the top of his shirt.

    I recently stopped talking to a guy because he sent me a snap without his shirt on and I couldnt tell that he wasnt a gorilla!
    Eww. I dont want to put my hands or mouth on an animal.

    Well that just hurts!

    WkO67.gif

    LOL
    For What its worth... I told him I wasn't into it and Id bring some clippers over.
    He said no... that it makes him manly.
    ..and um, that is why I haven't responded to your texts/calls/snaps LOL

    The only reason I would be hesitant to let you cut my chest hair, is that it's where I get my super human strength from. Kinda like the whole Samson thing. :smiley:
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  • W8WarI
    W8WarI Posts: 567 Member
    I don't do petty!
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    If Freebird by Lynyrd Skynyrd is your personal anthem.
  • boehle
    boehle Posts: 5,062 Member
    dnm1207 wrote: »
    boehle wrote: »
    I once ditched a guy in the middle of a blind date because he had tons of chest hair sticking out the top of his shirt.

    I recently stopped talking to a guy because he sent me a snap without his shirt on and I couldnt tell that he wasnt a gorilla!
    Eww. I dont want to put my hands or mouth on an animal.

    If she refuses to help me shave my back.

    If she ghosts me after seeing my chest hair

    I would totally help.
    and as noted above. I told him I wasn't into it and that Id bring clippers LOL
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  • boehle
    boehle Posts: 5,062 Member
    edited February 2018
    dnm1207 wrote: »
    If she makes up her own phonetic alphabet and does not follow the NATO standard.

    It's A-Alpha, not Apple, and not Adam, and not Aardvark, or anything else that pops into your head.

    so no D for donkey?
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