What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say?

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  • oneunfitdad
    oneunfitdad Posts: 911 Member
    milk comes from supermarkets not cows and when did the 80s start 2980 or 1991
  • JadeQuetzal
    JadeQuetzal Posts: 95 Member
    I'm stuck between "you're lucky, you have the good cancer!"

    or the following roughly recalled exchange from high school (I tried to joke that my then bf -now husband- was pregnant and she believed me)
    Me - "I need to talk to you, I think my boyfriend is pregnant. I don't know what to do"
    Her - "... oh... uh..."
    As she gave some very serious thought to it I caved in shock
    Me - ".... omg, it's a joke, guys can't get pregnant!"
    Her - "but didn't arnold... schwarzenegger get pregnant... in..."
    Me - "... THAT'S A MOVIE"
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  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    kace_kay wrote: »
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    A girl i was dating tried to get an order of Wifi at a restaurant because they had a sign in the window that said "free wifi".

    How'd that date end?

    Oh we didnt work out. There was a lack of intellectual conversation
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  • VeronicaA76
    VeronicaA76 Posts: 1,116 Member
    Ordering a BLT.

    Me "A BLT please"
  • patrick_star_trek
    patrick_star_trek Posts: 1,386 Member
    VeronicaA76 wrote: »
    Ordering a BLT.

    Me "A BLT please"

    I don't get it.
  • patrick_star_trek
    patrick_star_trek Posts: 1,386 Member
    edited August 2017
    This:
    fjmartini wrote: »
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  • fjmartini
    fjmartini Posts: 1,149 Member
    "Ioha" and "why is dom perignon such expensive water?" Same person, same road trip.
  • coridudek
    coridudek Posts: 6 Member
    I redid a piece of furniture and a friend asked me what I did to it. I told her that I lightly sanded it, primed it and painted it, her reply was " what did you prime it with?" Ummm, primer?
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member

    TeacupsAndToning wrote: »
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    At subway one time a lady in front of me asked the sandwich artist which was bigger, the 12 inch or the 6 inch. I couldn't help bust out laughing. The sandwich artist had trouble containing his laughter.

    Sandwich Artist? I guess that's the dumbest thing I ever heard.

    Except that's what their title is.

    They literally post jobs looking for sandwich artists.

    Guess that makes me a Bourbon, BBQ and Cigar Artiste?
  • VeronicaA76
    VeronicaA76 Posts: 1,116 Member
    patrick_star_trek wrote: »
    VeronicaA76 wrote: »
    Ordering a BLT.

    Me "A BLT please"

    I don't get it.

    MFP erasred the rest of it..

    Ugh!!!!
    Short version: young man had no idea what a BLT was, so I explained in detail.
    He still needed step by step instructions.
  • VeronicaA76
    VeronicaA76 Posts: 1,116 Member
    Was asked if I needed a "spot" while working out.

    I was doing deadlifts.

    How do you spot a deadlift????? Especially when it's a light enough weight that I don't need a belt or knee wraps on.
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    coridudek wrote: »
    I redid a piece of furniture and a friend asked me what I did to it. I told her that I lightly sanded it, primed it and painted it, her reply was " what did you prime it with?" Ummm, primer?

    When she asked what you primed it with, maybe she was asking for specifics. There's more than one kind of primer. For example, old or water based? :/
  • Bluetail6
    Bluetail6 Posts: 2,989 Member
    Unfortunately, this ^^
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
    jenilla1 wrote: »
    Not to get political, but I've heard so many "dumbest things ever" lately that I've just lost count...Nothing shocks me anymore... :s

    Amen! Sister...
  • dwrightlaw
    dwrightlaw Posts: 804 Member
    jenilla1 wrote: »
    Not to get political, but I've heard so many "dumbest things ever" lately that I've just lost count...Nothing shocks me anymore... :s

    Indeed
  • 40lbslighter
    40lbslighter Posts: 479 Member
    edited August 2017
    Not the dumbest thing ever, but worth a chuckle...

    Picking up a treat for mom at the drive thru, I ordered a strawberry cheesecake.

    Employee: Would you like anything else?
    Me: No, that's all
    Employee: Are you sure you don't want fries with that?

    Made me laugh for about an hour. I know offering add-ons is their job, but really? Next time I'm going to say: "Why, certainly! I'd love fries with my cheesecake. In fact, you know what else goes with fries? Burgers. So I'll take two of those. Better add an extra large soda to wash it all down."

    ETA: "Oh, yeah. Can I get a cheesecake with that?"
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