most annoying phrases on MFP ..

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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    I wish I had my "weight loss journey" gif handy.
  • MelsAuntie
    MelsAuntie Posts: 2,833 Member
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    Not really a phrase, but it drives me crazy when people misspell "lose" as "loose." Two different words, folks.
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    This and "om nom nom" those two are the worst, the absolute worst

    . "Do you even lift" is getting overused, but at least it's usually funny in context.

    "smash" as a euphenisem for sex....sounds cheap and tacky.

    "swole"

    "cheat day" ( hate, hate, hate that one)

    "I've lost weight and he hasn't noticed, Boo hoo, no support".

    "'Ive lost weight and he noticed, he means I was fat before, boo hoo, no support"

    "I've lost weight and he offers to help, it means he hates me fat, Boo hoo, no support"

    "I've lost weight and he didn't offer to help, he wants me fat, Boo hoo, no support"

    and the most annoying general blanket statement, summed up as;

    "I hate my body, I want to lose ( or loose) weight, I can't stop stuffing my face, I binged all night, I don't have the time/money/motivation/dedication/interest to exercise, people say I need to eat less and move more, but nobody will hand me motivation and success without me getting off my *kitten* and putting down the fork, Boo hoo, no support"
  • sandralina
    sandralina Posts: 126 Member
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    I'm not curvy. I'm a big fat panda!
  • NaomiJFoster
    NaomiJFoster Posts: 1,450 Member
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    "I've been on My Fitness Pal since Saturday and I know for a fact that I'm doing everything right, but the scale hasn't budged. It's not worth it."
  • MelsAuntie
    MelsAuntie Posts: 2,833 Member
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    It's the curvy kittens that bug me.

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    That looks like a slug with fur, or maybe Jabba the Hutt's cat
  • vienna_h
    vienna_h Posts: 428 Member
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    Walking isn't exercise - that one really gets me

    "walking is exercise!"

    :noway:

    walking is just normal life. congrats on doing the very minimum.
    If it elevates your heart rate for at least 15 minutes. It is exercise. Especially for someone who is elderly or overweight.

    I've seen girls my age log 10 minute walks at 2.0 mph. LOL, they are not gonna get a "good job, way to go!" comment from me.
  • acogg
    acogg Posts: 1,870 Member
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    Jumping right to the end without reading many posts. EAT MORE, WEIGH LESS and STARVATION MODE are incredibly stupid. And if ever see another place in the map or TDEE, BMR post again I may have to have visit from the Funny Farm. What I see happen with my friends and my own experience doesn't match with the advice.
  • Fiercely_Me
    Fiercely_Me Posts: 481 Member
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    Butthurt
    Sound/seems legit
    Special snowflake
    "Fat/skinny/bald/cat/dog/beard/no beard/hat/no hat/etc. Shaming"
    "________ much??"
    "Just sayin'"
    " My two/$.02 cents"



    Since "loose weight" was taken.
  • VeggieKidMandy
    VeggieKidMandy Posts: 575 Member
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    nom-thor.gif
    LMFAO
  • VeggieKidMandy
    VeggieKidMandy Posts: 575 Member
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    And if my cat had short hair...he would look a lot like that. -_-"
  • 43932452
    43932452 Posts: 7,246 Member
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    This is harmless but 'journey'. Someppl think it's like
    going to Disneyland! Like it's not a lifestyle. lol
  • gastlysmom
    gastlysmom Posts: 28
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    This is probably incomplete so feel free to add...

    hangry - god, I hate this one...
    nom nom - f'ing annoying as hell
    starvation mode - just overused
    master cleanse - is there an amateur cleanse?
    jump start metabolism - is the battery dead?
    anything with ketones
    MFP is mean threads
    gym ethic ones are slightly annoying...
    I can't eat 1200 calories a day..really? I eat 1200 for dinner...LOL


    that is all I got for now, I am sure there are a thousand more..I look forward to additions to the 'list'

    obviously you have never gotten hangry.. ive been saying this for years .. now all the sudden people are using it. you seriously do not want to be around me when i get that way.. ill hit you if you look sideways at me !
  • daisyeyes
    daisyeyes Posts: 144
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    when you don't fully reach your calorie goal and all these girls are like:
    "so low........"
    "honey, you need to eat more"
    "SURELY you clicked 'complete this entry' on accident!"

    and I happened to be sick that day. haha!
  • gastlysmom
    gastlysmom Posts: 28
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    Walking isn't exercise - that one really gets me

    "walking is exercise!"

    :noway:

    it doesnt matter how old you are or what part you are moving. if you're moving. you're lapping everybody who isnt !!

    walking is just normal life. congrats on doing the very minimum.
    If it elevates your heart rate for at least 15 minutes. It is exercise. Especially for someone who is elderly or overweight.

    I've seen girls my age log 10 minute walks at 2.0 mph. LOL, they are not gonna get a "good job, way to go!" comment from me.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    when you don't fully reach your calorie goal and all these girls are like:
    "so low........"
    "honey, you need to eat more"
    "SURELY you clicked 'complete this entry' on accident!"

    and I happened to be sick that day. haha!

    Just do as they say and eat more. :angry:
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