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Dear Dr. MFP: Are you in a conundrum? Do you need bad advice? Ask away!

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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Dear Dr. MFP, made a great joke today using the word finifugal and no one acknowledged it. How do I get the attention I deserve?

    Keep requoting it till someone notices.
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    edited October 2017
    dr. runhard, what comes down but never goes up?
    dr. runhard, what comes down but never goes up?

    Rain but I have a feeling @Caporegiem would say Tiffany.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    dr. runhard, does this tiffany work as a hairdresser?

    Possibly but her main gig probably involves dancing.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    Hi Dr. got a question ...

    There is a website that tells you who was arrested for prostitution , so my question is should I let them know
    or not ?

    This is just a website that enjoys letting people know this info. it's not from the police record . basacly bottom feeders exploiting others downfall.

    Should I keep my mouth shut ?

    Let who know? Someone's spouse? Relative?

  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    pekovic_m wrote: »
    I think I inhale calories. Is that why I can't lose weight?

    I am positive that is your problem. Maybe try wearing a gas mask 24/7.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    Hi Dr. got a question ...

    There is a website that tells you who was arrested for prostitution , so my question is should I let them know
    or not ?

    This is just a website that enjoys letting people know this info. it's not from the police record . basacly bottom feeders exploiting others downfall.

    Should I keep my mouth shut ?

    Let who know? Someone's spouse? Relative?

    The person who got arrested for prostitution .
    Should I tell her there is a website that has her name and picture and info. on her arrest .
    She can't do anything about it , as it's public record .
    This will just upset her .

    I just don't know if I should tell her .

    Tell us then

    lol ^

    No, I wouldn't tell her. I am sure she probably already knows and is embarrassed enough. Or maybe she doesn't care. Sometimes people do what they gotta do and DGAF what others think. I honestly think prostitution laws need revamped. I wouldn't do it but I do understand why some people do it. And I don't believe the government should have a right in telling people what they can and can't do with their bodies. There would still need to be STD testing and tax laws in place but I don't see prostitution as a dirty dirty thing. Whatever floats their boats.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    Hi Dr. got a question ...

    There is a website that tells you who was arrested for prostitution , so my question is should I let them know
    or not ?

    This is just a website that enjoys letting people know this info. it's not from the police record . basacly bottom feeders exploiting others downfall.

    Should I keep my mouth shut ?

    Let who know? Someone's spouse? Relative?

    The person who got arrested for prostitution .
    Should I tell her there is a website that has her name and picture and info. on her arrest .
    She can't do anything about it , as it's public record .
    This will just upset her .

    I just don't know if I should tell her .

    Tell us then

    lol ^

    No, I wouldn't tell her. I am sure she probably already knows and is embarrassed enough. Or maybe she doesn't care. Sometimes people do what they gotta do and DGAF what others think. I honestly think prostitution laws need revamped. I wouldn't do it but I do understand why some people do it. And I don't believe the government should have a right in telling people what they can and can't do with their bodies. There would still need to be STD testing and tax laws in place but I don't see prostitution as a dirty dirty thing. Whatever floats their boats.

    Well just so everyone knows ... if you ever get arrested your personal info. will be out there even your address .

    Yes, I know. It is a public record. I feel if you're going to do something to get yourself arrested you kinda deserve a little humiliation.
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  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Dear Dr MFP
    I have a friend who is a veterinarian, should I take the drugs they are offering me?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Dear Dr MFP
    I have a friend who is a veterinarian, should I take the drugs they are offering me?

    I did this once. Just once. It was a tranquilizer, I was told it is the same as what they would prescribe a human. I was 18 but I still don't recommend. But out of curiousity, what are they trying to give you?
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Dear Dr MFP
    I have a friend who is a veterinarian, should I take the drugs they are offering me?

    I did this once. Just once. It was a tranquilizer, I was told it is the same as what they would prescribe a human. I was 18 but I still don't recommend. But out of curiousity, what are they trying to give you?

    Meds used for nerve pain or as an anticonvulsant and anti-anxiety medication
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Dear Dr MFP
    I have a friend who is a veterinarian, should I take the drugs they are offering me?

    I did this once. Just once. It was a tranquilizer, I was told it is the same as what they would prescribe a human. I was 18 but I still don't recommend. But out of curiousity, what are they trying to give you?

    Meds used for nerve pain or as an anticonvulsant and anti-anxiety medication

    I would still say nope nope nope!
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    pekovic_m wrote: »
    Doc, how do I stop having inappropriate thoughts?

    Why would you want to stop? But if you must stop then think about your grandpa in his underwear, dentures out, gumming a piece of steak.
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  • 2011rocket3touring
    2011rocket3touring Posts: 1,346 Member
    Dear Dr.MFP,
    Soooo my coworker went through a BDSM phase and on more than one occasion she suggested that I put things in my bum. I've never craved things in my bum. What should I tell her?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Dear Dr.MFP,
    Soooo my coworker went through a BDSM phase and on more than one occasion she suggested that I put things in my bum. I've never craved things in my bum. What should I tell her?

    But have you tried it? My motto is try everything once, twice just to make sure. Otherwise tell her that you had a traumatic accident as a teen or child or something and things just don't work right down there anymore and you're afraid it will suck it up like a vacuum and kill you.
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Dear Dr MFP, the mug thread is giving me serious mug envy. How do I keep from going online and buying ALL THE MUGS?

    The obvious answer is smash all devices that give you access to the internet.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    Dr.

    Do you think it's odd of me that everyone on here wants to look pretty or handsome but I want to be the opposite and want to be wild and crazy woman ?

    You want to be ugly, wild and crazy? I know plenty of pretty, wild and crazy people. I also lots of homely wild and crazy people. I also know lots of pretty wild people. And homely wild people. Don't get me started on the crazy people that I know.

    I don't think it is odd of you. It is your prerogative to be whomever you want. No one should judge you as long as you aren't harming a soul.
  • Sadlyinwar
    Sadlyinwar Posts: 859 Member
    Dear Doc, how do I stop posting in the above user threads on mfp? I've not worked, or eaten or slept in the past 24 hours and my constant monitoring has revealed that at least 3 people don't like me, 2 are catfishes, 5 are having mfp relations outside of the above user threads. Can you see how this is affecting my life?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    dr. runhard, would you grill me a steak and pour me some bourbon?

    :D Only if you dance like Beyonce and sing while I cook it.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Sadlyinwar wrote: »
    Dear Doc, how do I stop posting in the above user threads on mfp? I've not worked, or eaten or slept in the past 24 hours and my constant monitoring has revealed that at least 3 people don't like me, 2 are catfishes, 5 are having mfp relations outside of the above user threads. Can you see how this is affecting my life?

    You just gotta go cold turkey. And I strongly suggest getting checked for eSTDS after being in those threads.
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