Dear Dr. MFP: Are you in a conundrum? Do you need bad advice? Ask away!

RunHardBeStrong
RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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As the title says, are you in a tough situation? Do you need to break up with someone but don't know how? Does your best friend take you for granted and you're sick of it? Post it here.

Let chit chat give you the advice we see fit. Anyone can advise and it doesn't necessarily have to be good advice. Have fun chit chatters!
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  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    I'm unemployed and my Blackberry won't synch with job search sites.
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    I want to participate in the shoot the shoot thread butcannot think of a good line to send
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    I want to eat all the combos , but it's a really big bag. I just don't have anyone special around to share it with. What should I do?

    Eat ALL the combos.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Hi there! Any helpful advice on where to find motivation would be appreciated. Have a great day today! :smile:
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I would love some advice on my last weeks meals.
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  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    I would love some advice on my last weeks meals.

    Less blow, more combos.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 1,249 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    I would love some advice on my last weeks meals.

    You need an open profile for that.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 1,249 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Hi there! Any helpful advice on where to find motivation would be appreciated. Have a great day today! :smile:

    Why are you here? what do you want to achieve? More importantly what is your WHY, is your WHY more important than anything else? If not ask what is more important to you and why is that?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    I want to eat all the combos , but it's a really big bag. I just don't have anyone special around to share it with. What should I do?

    @SomebodyWakeUpHIcks seems to have a lot of time on his hands but since he is unemployed you will have to supply all the combos. I hope they are PB pretzel combos. If they are then I would like to apply to be your someone special.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    I want to participate in the shoot the shoot thread butcannot think of a good line to send

    Try this: For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 1,249 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    Well as far as the someone special part...there is this guy on mfp who hasn't sent me a friend request. Does that mean he hates me?

    He probably hasn't noticed you. We don't all add all. I for instance only accept those that add benefit to me or I feel I can add benefit to them. :smile:
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    Well as far as the someone special part...there is this guy on mfp who hasn't sent me a friend request. Does that mean he hates me?

    No one could ever hate you, if he doesn't respond then he is a *kitten* waffle.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    LittleHearseDriver wrote: »
    How do I win over someone who hates me for making sweet love to a cheeseburger with my mouth? *asking for a friend*

    I saw you through the window and I had to go home to change my panties afterwards, it was so seductive there's no way he could hate you for that. Ahem, I mean your friend, I saw your friend through the window. Your friend should try again but this time naked and if he still hates your friend then he is batting for the other team.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    How do you get rid of pubic lice? My friend wants to know.

    Flush your head in a public toilet. There's so many germs in there, works like a charm everytime.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    I would love some advice on my last weeks meals.

    Too many waffles.
  • Break__You
    Break__You Posts: 111 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    km8907 wrote: »
    I just joined mfp and I have an unbearable urge to know where everyone is from. What should I do?!

    You should NOT make a thread for that. Instead you should pm everyone, ask them where they are from. Ask what they are wearing underneath their clothes and then tell them MFP messaging sucks and ask if they have kik.

    People still use Kik? I would just ask for a phone number to text
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Yesterday's at the GA State Fair I broke my thumb on one of the rides. The ibuprofen I am on are draining me of all my energy. I have been doing pretty well since starting back with MFP and I don't want this to derail me. Anyone been in a similar situation?

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