Dear Dr. MFP: Are you in a conundrum? Do you need bad advice? Ask away!
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Dear dr. Mfp,
How do I join a union?1 -
CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »Dear dr. Mfp,
How do I join a union?
First I need to know what kind of union you are looking to join?0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »Dear dr. Mfp,
How do I join a union?
First I need to know what kind of union you are looking to join?
I'm looking to get into a labor union0 -
CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »Dear dr. Mfp,
How do I join a union?
First I need to know what kind of union you are looking to join?
I'm looking to get into a labor union
Well then you would have to contact your local labor union and go through their process. There's usually an application process and member dues but in the end I do think it would be worth your time. You may have to start wearing more red, white and blue. Buy only American made products including your cars. That will just depend on how redneck the union is that you join.1 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »Dear dr. Mfp,
How do I join a union?
First I need to know what kind of union you are looking to join?
I'm looking to get into a labor union
Well then you would have to contact your local labor union and go through their process. There's usually an application process and member dues but in the end I do think it would be worth your time. You may have to start wearing more red, white and blue. Buy only American made products including your cars. That will just depend on how redneck the union is that you join.
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Dear MFP
Should I choose creamy or chunky peanut butter??0 -
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Tacklewasher wrote: »
I can't explain this at all. Other than I suppose it could be compared to someone that feels they were born the wrong sex and changes it. She was born the wrong race. Those that have never felt that way probably will never understand it. If she is happy that is all that matters.1 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Tacklewasher wrote: »
I can't explain this at all. Other than I suppose it could be compared to someone that feels they were born the wrong sex and changes it. She was born the wrong race. Those that have never felt that way probably will never understand it. If she is happy that is all that matters.
I'm more concerned that she might think she should have been born a pontoon boat
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Tacklewasher wrote: »
I can't explain this at all. Other than I suppose it could be compared to someone that feels they were born the wrong sex and changes it. She was born the wrong race. Those that have never felt that way probably will never understand it. If she is happy that is all that matters.
I'm more concerned that she might think she should have been born a pontoon boat
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Tacklewasher wrote: »
I can't explain this at all. Other than I suppose it could be compared to someone that feels they were born the wrong sex and changes it. She was born the wrong race. Those that have never felt that way probably will never understand it. If she is happy that is all that matters.
I'm more concerned that she might think she should have been born a pontoon boat
LOL I was going to touch on that subject but anything I had to say would probably get me a warning.0 -
I have a mole on my left *kitten* cheek. Kinda reminds me of someone here. He talks to me about socks when I'm trying to sleep. What should I do?0
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I have a mole on my left *kitten* cheek. Kinda reminds me of someone here. He talks to me about socks when I'm trying to sleep. What should I do?
So you're saying this person is kind of a pain in your *kitten*? You should cut them both out of your life. And who talks about socks while someone is trying to sleep, that person deserves a throat punch.
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beingmore1 wrote: »Do the mini oreos have less calories, because they are mini, so it is in fact acceptable to eat the whole pack?
3 mini oreos equal the same amount of calories in a normal oreo. So technically yes, they are less calories. You are allowed to eat the whole pack of anything but will it fit into your day and what your goals are?
The real question is though:
Are you eating them naked in front of the window? Because I have been told if you add that little trick then they in fact become negative calories and you lose weight just by eating them so the the more you eat, the more you lose.0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »Do the mini oreos have less calories, because they are mini, so it is in fact acceptable to eat the whole pack?
3 mini oreos equal the same amount of calories in a normal oreo. So technically yes, they are less calories. You are allowed to eat the whole pack of anything but will it fit into your day and what your goals are?
The real question is though:
Are you eating them naked in front of the window? Because I have been told if you add that little trick then they in fact become negative calories and you lose weight just by eating them so the the more you eat, the more you lose.
*Gets binoculars ready* thanks hon0 -
CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »Do the mini oreos have less calories, because they are mini, so it is in fact acceptable to eat the whole pack?
3 mini oreos equal the same amount of calories in a normal oreo. So technically yes, they are less calories. You are allowed to eat the whole pack of anything but will it fit into your day and what your goals are?
The real question is though:
Are you eating them naked in front of the window? Because I have been told if you add that little trick then they in fact become negative calories and you lose weight just by eating them so the the more you eat, the more you lose.
*Gets binoculars ready* thanks hon
I believe in equality for all, men, women, wookies or whoever they identify as and freeing of the boobs even if they don't all look the same.1 -
What happened to Emma? Is she alive?0
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I really don't want to go to my Daughters soccer game...but I would need a REALLY good excuse...any ideas?0
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A mfp love has said Im the only one for him and I should move there and we'll marry, is this a good idea? Do you see it lasting?0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »A mfp love has said Im the only one for him and I should move there and we'll marry, is this a good idea? Do you see it lasting?
Oh sweetie, sorry to break it to you but he has probably used this line over and over waiting for someone to bite. If you go through with it, definitely get a prenup and remove all apps from his phone including MFP and you may as well just start carrying his cojones in your purse!
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Dr Mfp,
1. Did we get invaded my a mob of Texans on here today?
2. Also what happened to the boobs thread that I spotted earlier in the day but didn't have the chance to enjoy?
3. Is it weird to shout "MERICA" when you finish in bed?0 -
competecompetecompete wrote: »Dear Dr Mfp
I think about sex like every 2 minutes.
Is there anything wrong with me?
Well I think about sex about every 30 seconds so if there is something wrong with you then I am *kitten*.2 -
nolan44219 wrote: »Dr Mfp,
1. Did we get invaded my a mob of Texans on here today?
2. Also what happened to the boobs thread that I spotted earlier in the day but didn't have the chance to enjoy?
3. Is it weird to shout "MERICA" when you finish in bed?
1. I am guessing they are practicing for another invasion, kinda like when they invaded Mexico in 1841. But this invasion is more about finding out where everyone is from so they can make an attack plan.
2. The boobs thread is gone? Where have I been? I am guessing someone got offended but you know what? Boobs are life. They shouldn't be shocking or offense to anyone.
3. No not weird at all, I shout "MERICA" everytime I finish off a whole pizza in bed too!2 -
Dear Dr. MFP,
I have to be back at work at 1am. Should I try to get a long nap in or say *kitten* it and drinks lots of coffee?0 -
nolan44219 wrote: »Dr Mfp,
1. Did we get invaded my a mob of Texans on here today?
2. Also what happened to the boobs thread that I spotted earlier in the day but didn't have the chance to enjoy?
3. Is it weird to shout "MERICA" when you finish in bed?
1. It's all @effing_steve 's fault. I don't know Effing Steve, but eff you, Steve, for bumping all those damn Texas threads!
2. This one? http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10601573/are-all-boobs-created-equal#latest
3. Is that you, Donald Trump?1
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