Dear Dr. MFP: Are you in a conundrum? Do you need bad advice? Ask away!

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  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    _Captivated_ wrote: »
    How many "married and flirting, good or bad" threads do we need MFP?

    Also, what is the true answer?

    Apparently we need about 500 but in all honesty we don't need any because pretty much every thread turns in that direction anyway.

    Oh and the true answer is always 42.

    Bless this post
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    Is 42 also the answer for how many "Does sex count as exercise" threads are appropriate?
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    _Captivated_ wrote: »
    Is 42 also the answer for how many "Does sex count as exercise" threads are appropriate?

    Fourty-two is the answer to life, the universe, and everything
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
    _Captivated_ wrote: »
    Is 42 also the answer for how many "Does sex count as exercise" threads are appropriate?

    Fourty-two is the answer to life, the universe, and everything

    I know, but...
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    _Captivated_ wrote: »
    Is 42 also the answer for how many "Does sex count as exercise" threads are appropriate?

    No. That should be 69.

    What if it's only missionary and not 69?
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    Dr mfp,
    Serious question... If is 69 is 69, what is 66 and 99? And is 96 what happens when you finish a 69?
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    _Captivated_ wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    _Captivated_ wrote: »
    Is 42 also the answer for how many "Does sex count as exercise" threads are appropriate?

    No. That should be 69.

    What if it's only missionary and not 69?

    Then just 1 cuz that is boring.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    Dr mfp,
    Serious question... If is 69 is 69, what is 66 and 99? And is 96 happens when you finish a 69?

    66 and 99 could be same sex couples then if you bring them together it could be a foursome.

    If 69 turns into 96 immediately after then you are with the wrong person.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    pekovic_m wrote: »
    Dear Dr. MFP,

    I want to travel the world so badly, but I'm broke... What should I do?

    Get your walking shoes, pack a tent and hit the road. Good luck.
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  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    Dear Dr. Mfp,
    How can I join an mfp gang? I feel this might increase my chances on getting friend requests from undie profile pics.

    Suprise you're already in!
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    Dear Dr. Mfp,
    How can I join an mfp gang? I feel this might increase my chances on getting friend requests from undie profile pics.

    yes! but you'll have to be sexed in
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    Dear Dr. Mfp,
    How can I join an mfp gang? I feel this might increase my chances on getting friend requests from undie profile pics.

    You must play nude rugby with a chicken and a pig. Upload to YouTube then you're guaranteed a spot.
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    Dear Dr. Mfp,
    How can I join an mfp gang? I feel this might increase my chances on getting friend requests from undie profile pics.

    You must play nude rugby with a chicken and a pig. Upload to YouTube then you're guaranteed a spot.

    could she do it with an egg and a pork chop or do they have to be live?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    Dear Dr. Mfp,
    How can I join an mfp gang? I feel this might increase my chances on getting friend requests from undie profile pics.

    You must play nude rugby with a chicken and a pig. Upload to YouTube then you're guaranteed a spot.

    could she do it with an egg and a pork chop or do they have to be live?

    Live, Mr. McSmarty Pants.
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    Dear Dr. Mfp,
    How can I join an mfp gang? I feel this might increase my chances on getting friend requests from undie profile pics.

    You must play nude rugby with a chicken and a pig. Upload to YouTube then you're guaranteed a spot.

    could she do it with an egg and a pork chop or do they have to be live?

    Live, Mr. McSmarty Pants.

    It was a fair question though

    It was a very good question and pretty brilliant to be fair.
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    Dr. Mfp,

    I have a coworker that keeps flirting with me. What should I do?
  • RockWarrior84
    RockWarrior84 Posts: 840 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    Dear Dr. Mfp,
    How can I join an mfp gang? I feel this might increase my chances on getting friend requests from undie profile pics.

    You must play nude rugby with a chicken and a pig. Upload to YouTube then you're guaranteed a spot.

    Whats wrong with rugby? You make it sound bad .
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    RockWarrior84 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    Dear Dr. Mfp,
    How can I join an mfp gang? I feel this might increase my chances on getting friend requests from undie profile pics.

    You must play nude rugby with a chicken and a pig. Upload to YouTube then you're guaranteed a spot.

    Whats wrong with rugby? You make it sound bad .

    Nothing, I like rugby. I would probably be playing too the pig and chocken just add more entertainment.
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Challenge them to a dance off. Losers have to strip. Now make sure you win.
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Challenge them to a dance off. Losers have to strip. Now make sure you win.

    I'm pullin for the pig and the chicken. Just sayin
  • xFunctionalStrengthx
    xFunctionalStrengthx Posts: 4,928 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    stacj27 wrote: »
    How do I talk to a cute guy at the gym? Newly single after 9 years and I have no clue how any of this stuff works anymore!

    Wait...like a real life guy? Not a mfp guy? Hmmm...this could be a tricky one

    Just don't bother me while I'm doing my sets...
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    edited September 2017
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    What if I have a crush on @Caporegiem ? How do i tell him?

    He really likes prison wine and butt flowers, trust me on this one. Send them with a card and a poem.
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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    What if I have a crush on @Caporegiem ? How do i tell him?

    What if @Caporegiem doesn't like doritos? How can we, as a nonexistent mfp couple get passed that?

    I'm more worried about how amenable he is to body pillows. It's important

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