Dear Dr. MFP: Are you in a conundrum? Do you need bad advice? Ask away!
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
Oh and the true answer is always 42.
Bless this post1 -
Is 42 also the answer for how many "Does sex count as exercise" threads are appropriate?0
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_Captivated_ wrote: »Is 42 also the answer for how many "Does sex count as exercise" threads are appropriate?
Fourty-two is the answer to life, the universe, and everything1 -
CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
Fourty-two is the answer to life, the universe, and everything
I know, but...1 -
_Captivated_ wrote: »Is 42 also the answer for how many "Does sex count as exercise" threads are appropriate?
No. That should be 69.5 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
No. That should be 69.
What if it's only missionary and not 69?0 -
Dr mfp,
Serious question... If is 69 is 69, what is 66 and 99? And is 96 what happens when you finish a 69?2 -
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_Captivated_ wrote: »
What if it's only missionary and not 69?
Then just 1 cuz that is boring.0 -
nolan44219 wrote: »Dr mfp,
Serious question... If is 69 is 69, what is 66 and 99? And is 96 happens when you finish a 69?
66 and 99 could be same sex couples then if you bring them together it could be a foursome.
If 69 turns into 96 immediately after then you are with the wrong person.3 -
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beingmore1 wrote: »Dear Dr. Mfp,
How can I join an mfp gang? I feel this might increase my chances on getting friend requests from undie profile pics.
Suprise you're already in!0 -
beingmore1 wrote: »Dear Dr. Mfp,
How can I join an mfp gang? I feel this might increase my chances on getting friend requests from undie profile pics.
yes! but you'll have to be sexed in0 -
beingmore1 wrote: »Dear Dr. Mfp,
How can I join an mfp gang? I feel this might increase my chances on getting friend requests from undie profile pics.
You must play nude rugby with a chicken and a pig. Upload to YouTube then you're guaranteed a spot.0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
You must play nude rugby with a chicken and a pig. Upload to YouTube then you're guaranteed a spot.
could she do it with an egg and a pork chop or do they have to be live?0 -
nolan44219 wrote: »
could she do it with an egg and a pork chop or do they have to be live?
Live, Mr. McSmarty Pants.1 -
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abetterme9366 wrote: »
It was a fair question though
It was a very good question and pretty brilliant to be fair.1 -
Dr. Mfp,
I have a coworker that keeps flirting with me. What should I do?0 -
nolan44219 wrote: »Dr. Mfp,
I have a coworker that keeps flirting with me. What should I do?
This is pretty simple.
If you want her to crush you, ask if she has kik and sends noodz.
If you don't want her to crush you start talking about your reoccurring herpes.7 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
You must play nude rugby with a chicken and a pig. Upload to YouTube then you're guaranteed a spot.
Whats wrong with rugby? You make it sound bad .0 -
RockWarrior84 wrote: »
Whats wrong with rugby? You make it sound bad .
Nothing, I like rugby. I would probably be playing too the pig and chocken just add more entertainment.2 -
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Challenge them to a dance off. Losers have to strip. Now make sure you win.4
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Challenge them to a dance off. Losers have to strip. Now make sure you win.
I'm pullin for the pig and the chicken. Just sayin3 -
Wait...like a real life guy? Not a mfp guy? Hmmm...this could be a tricky one
Just don't bother me while I'm doing my sets...0 -
What if I have a crush on @Caporegiem ? How do i tell him?
He really likes prison wine and butt flowers, trust me on this one. Send them with a card and a poem.2 -
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beingmore1 wrote: »
What if @Caporegiem doesn't like doritos? How can we, as a nonexistent mfp couple get passed that?
I'm more worried about how amenable he is to body pillows. It's important0
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