Dear Dr. MFP: Are you in a conundrum? Do you need bad advice? Ask away!

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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    pekovic_m wrote: »
    Dear Dr. MFP,

    I want to travel the world so badly, but I'm broke... What should I do?

    Get your walking shoes, pack a tent and hit the road. Good luck.
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
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    beingmore1 wrote: »
    Dear Dr. Mfp,
    How can I join an mfp gang? I feel this might increase my chances on getting friend requests from undie profile pics.

    Suprise you're already in!
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
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    beingmore1 wrote: »
    Dear Dr. Mfp,
    How can I join an mfp gang? I feel this might increase my chances on getting friend requests from undie profile pics.

    yes! but you'll have to be sexed in
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    beingmore1 wrote: »
    Dear Dr. Mfp,
    How can I join an mfp gang? I feel this might increase my chances on getting friend requests from undie profile pics.

    You must play nude rugby with a chicken and a pig. Upload to YouTube then you're guaranteed a spot.
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    Dear Dr. Mfp,
    How can I join an mfp gang? I feel this might increase my chances on getting friend requests from undie profile pics.

    You must play nude rugby with a chicken and a pig. Upload to YouTube then you're guaranteed a spot.

    could she do it with an egg and a pork chop or do they have to be live?
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    nolan44219 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    Dear Dr. Mfp,
    How can I join an mfp gang? I feel this might increase my chances on getting friend requests from undie profile pics.

    You must play nude rugby with a chicken and a pig. Upload to YouTube then you're guaranteed a spot.

    could she do it with an egg and a pork chop or do they have to be live?

    Live, Mr. McSmarty Pants.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    nolan44219 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    Dear Dr. Mfp,
    How can I join an mfp gang? I feel this might increase my chances on getting friend requests from undie profile pics.

    You must play nude rugby with a chicken and a pig. Upload to YouTube then you're guaranteed a spot.

    could she do it with an egg and a pork chop or do they have to be live?

    Live, Mr. McSmarty Pants.

    It was a fair question though

    It was a very good question and pretty brilliant to be fair.
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
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    Dr. Mfp,

    I have a coworker that keeps flirting with me. What should I do?
  • RockWarrior84
    RockWarrior84 Posts: 839 Member
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    Dear Dr. Mfp,
    How can I join an mfp gang? I feel this might increase my chances on getting friend requests from undie profile pics.

    You must play nude rugby with a chicken and a pig. Upload to YouTube then you're guaranteed a spot.

    Whats wrong with rugby? You make it sound bad .
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    RockWarrior84 wrote: »
    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    beingmore1 wrote: »
    Dear Dr. Mfp,
    How can I join an mfp gang? I feel this might increase my chances on getting friend requests from undie profile pics.

    You must play nude rugby with a chicken and a pig. Upload to YouTube then you're guaranteed a spot.

    Whats wrong with rugby? You make it sound bad .

    Nothing, I like rugby. I would probably be playing too the pig and chocken just add more entertainment.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Challenge them to a dance off. Losers have to strip. Now make sure you win.
  • nolan44219
    nolan44219 Posts: 1,221 Member
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    RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
    Challenge them to a dance off. Losers have to strip. Now make sure you win.

    I'm pullin for the pig and the chicken. Just sayin
  • xFunctionalStrengthx
    xFunctionalStrengthx Posts: 4,928 Member
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    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    stacj27 wrote: »
    How do I talk to a cute guy at the gym? Newly single after 9 years and I have no clue how any of this stuff works anymore!

    Wait...like a real life guy? Not a mfp guy? Hmmm...this could be a tricky one

    Just don't bother me while I'm doing my sets...
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    edited September 2017
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    What if I have a crush on @Caporegiem ? How do i tell him?

    He really likes prison wine and butt flowers, trust me on this one. Send them with a card and a poem.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    beingmore1 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    What if I have a crush on @Caporegiem ? How do i tell him?

    What if @Caporegiem doesn't like doritos? How can we, as a nonexistent mfp couple get passed that?

    I'm more worried about how amenable he is to body pillows. It's important

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